How Many Cannibals

[urstwile]

Could your body feed? (http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch)

[Red Kittie Kat]

ummm ... more than Urst :p

[urstwile]

LOL Kat.

What a bizarre site concept, eh?

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao yeah .... but I love the bizarre :p

I liked the Caffeine test too :D

[urstwile]

http://i31.tinypic.com/dhbvk3.gif

Totally missed that link! :D

[doctorfoz]

I could feed 12 cannibals. I'm only 3'6" but have a 20lb.... (ahem)


(my brain, on the other hand, could barely provide a snack for one Hewligan, due to it's under-developed sense of humour!)

[Red Kittie Kat]

:eek:



Fozzie ....... oh nevermind ..... I'm going to back out gracefully :p

[CkretAjint]

13 cannibals! :D

[garricks]

15 cannibals.

[CkretAjint]

I liked the Caffeine test too :D

:D

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2511380900_f00f6f39d8.jpg

[morea]

13 for me, too.

[MD]

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/cannibal_lunch_18_cannibals.jpg

[cornfed]

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/cannibal_lunch_9_cannibals.jpg

[Kool]

16 for me :o

Wouldn't the size of the cannibals be a factor in this? I mean if they were the fat Polynesian type cannibals like the ones on Gilligans Island I bet I couldn't feed more that 3 or 4 of them. If they were little pygmy cannibals though I could maybe feed 20 or so.

[Virgo Nightingale]

11.

You bring up good points Kool. I wonder if they did any research in order to come up with the average-sized meal for a cannibal, and if that figure differs from non-cannibals. :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/trapped_51_days.jpg

^^I'd have to eat my cat though. :(

[cornfed]

I could survive 23. Othello would be food, too. So, I'd starve. I couldn't eat my cat.

[Virgo Nightingale]

Caffeine test:

Your caffeine level for today is:
Insanely High - A vibrating crackhead

And I haven't had any caffeine yet. I'll have to try again after I have my afternoon coffee.

[Mynock]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

[morea]

According to that site, I could take *23* 5-year olds in a fight.

:D

[Red Kittie Kat]

gawd Mynock lmaooooo :p

[MD]

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"

[CkretAjint]

lol!!! :D

[Danger_Mouse]

LOL Kat.

What a bizarre site concept, eh?

sounding Canadian today Urst ;)

[Mynock]

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

[Jam]

12 Cannibals
Caffine test - clicked 184 times in 30 seconds - Insanely High - Vibrating Crack head (I don't even drink coffee and have been caffine free for months!!)
Could survive for 1 minute 27 seconds in space
..and there are about 2,561,580 germs on your keyboard right now!

[Jam]

Almost forgot...
My body is 53% effective as a human shield.

[Typically]

i got you all beat!
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/cannibal_lunch_21_cannibals.jpg

[JgS]

10 for me

[Bladez]

10 cannibals

197 clicks in 30 seconds. Turns out a big can of red bull and 2 powerbars turns me into a vibrating crackhead

[Virgo Nightingale]

I'm 36% likely to survive a zombie apocalypse.

[MD]

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him - you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

[CkretAjint]

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! :D

[Typically]

hahahaha

[Bladez]

I'm never gonna look at a pineapple without laughing now....

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmaooooooo http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/hysterical.gif

[Virgo Nightingale]

Pineapple in the butt!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw)

[Bladez]

*ass puckers* um.....ouch?!?!

[Yossarian]

I feed 11 Cannibals
Could survive 71 days in my house
203 clicks in the caffeine test. I KNOW I can do better.

Love the pineapple joke, I'd never heard that one before!

[budafist]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2/canniballunch10cannibalwm0.jpg

Oopps that probably isn't accurate. I live in a 5 adult household but I only counted my own food.

I wonder how they will prepare me? BBQ? Dumplings? Stirfry? Are cannibals omnivores or carnivores?

Your caffeine level for today is:
Extremely High - Excessive Energy, Spastic
Well that's stupid. I haven't had coffee today and I was using the finger I squished in a door a few weeks ago.

[budafist]

Oh I'm 46% likely to eat my buddies.

...and my dead body is with $4340.

[Virgo Nightingale]

My dead body's worth $4725.

I'm 37% likely to eat my friends.

I can take on 14 5-year-olds in a fight.

I'm 97% alcoholic.

My body produces 208 watts of electricity.

There are about 2,786,280 germs on my keyboard.

[Kool]

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?

* This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I don't think I could fight them, even in self defense.
* I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win
* To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

* No
* Depends on if he/she attacked me first
* Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win



http://koolsplace.com/images/icon_rofl.gif

[morea]

I liked that part, too. :D

[Bladez]

makes it easy to answer those questions when you've already used kids as weapons *LOL*

[BJMRGTIVR6]

10 cannbals...now i have to go take some more tests.

thanks

[urstwile]

Okay, well I didn't see the link with the other tests, so here are some of the results from those:

Your caffeine level for today is:
Extremely High - Excessive Energy, Spastic

46 days survival trapped in my own home

54 seconds survival in the vacuum of space

49% effective as a human shield

My dead body is worth $3600

37% chance of survival in a zombie apocalypse

59% geek

[Riefnu]

I could feed 13 canni's

I could survive 110 days in my own home.

I could survive 1 minute 37 seconds in space.

I could take 31 five year olds in a fight.

76% likely to survive the zombie apocalypse

I'm 67% effective as a human sheild

Booya

[Red Kittie Kat]

Congratulations! Your body is 71% effective as a human shield.




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[budafist]

I could survive 110 days in my own home.

Holy Batman!

[BJMRGTIVR6]

i tried adding to my last post but took too long...

Caffeine high was like 281 or maybe even 300 something i was a death risk or something.

could take 25 5-year olds

could live in space for about 1 & half minutes.
45% geek

92% drunkard
I want to say can live 140 days in house (thanks to camping gear)

[Riefnu]

Holy Batman!

I recently bought bulk food from Sam's club.

Since i'm not sure if you know what i'm talking about.

I just bought 25 lbs of rice for 10 dollars.

The rest of the food also is in similar sizes.

I have no camping gear either BJM!