Battery warning label (kind of funny)

[Allen Harkleroad]

I was changing the batteries in my remote last night and for some reason decided to read the label, see attached shot of the label. Am i the only one that thinks this is funny?


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[PrintDriver]

LOL!
It must be early cuz I had to read your point to get it. Doh.
Maybe it shows up in X-Ray?

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[Debz]

LMFAO I had to read ur point also.. funny. I think they have a list out there like stupid things on warning labels.. its funny crap.

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[D-Zine]

ROFLMFAO!!

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[snypa]

lol... guess we all better write that number down!

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[Allen Harkleroad]

Why Snypa? You in th emood to swallow batteries. At least it is a collect call. I am thinking of calling the number and ask them how do i know to call a certain number if the battery is in my tummy? My very first inclination os not to swallow batteries but if i did i think I would call poison control or get to the emergency toom and hope the don't open the battery (read wanring label) while extracting it (LOL).


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[snypa]

actually... i could use a little energy right now.
ok sorry, that was terrible

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[Debz]

LOL^^! yeah it was but good.

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[D-Zine]

LMAO @ snypa!!

Screw it..lets ALL swallow batteries today! We have the Engergizer Lithium ones here. I should be good to go! LOL

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[defjoe]

HA! that is funny. some things never make any sense.

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[MikeyB]

A few more stuuuupid warnings!!

Courtesy of http://rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml



'Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.' -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

'For external use only!' -- On a curling iron.

'Warning: This product can burn eyes.' -- On a curling iron.

'Do not use in shower.' -- On a hair dryer.

'Do not use while sleeping.' -- On a hair dryer.

'Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.' -- On a hand-held massaging device.

'Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.' -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

'Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.' -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

'Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.' -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

'This product not intended for use as a dental drill.' -- On an nlectric rotary tool.

'Caution: Do not spray in eyes.' -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

'Do not drive with sunshield in place.' -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

'Caution: This is not a safety protective device.' -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

'Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.' -- On an 'Aim-n-Flame' fireplace lighter.

'Battery may explore or leak.' -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

'Do not eat toner.' -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

'Not intended for highway use.' -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

'This product is not to be used in bathrooms.' -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

'May irritate eyes.' -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

'Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.' -- On a novelty rock garden set called 'Popcorn Rock.'

'Caution! Contents hot!' -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

'Caution: Hot beverages are hot!' -- On a coffee cup.

'Warning: May contain small parts.' -- On a frisbee.

'Do not use orally.' -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

'Please keep out of children.' -- On a butcher knife.

'Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.' -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

'Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.' -- On a battery.

'Warning: Do not use on eyes.' -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

'Do not look into laser with remaining eye.' -- On a laser pointer.

'Do not use for drying pets.' -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

'For use on animals only.' -- On an electric cattle prod.

'For use by trained personnel only.' -- On a can of air freshener.

'Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.' -- On a can of air freshener.

'Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.' -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

'Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.' -- In the manual for a jetski.

'Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.' -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

'Do not use as ear plugs.' -- On a package of silly putty.

'Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.' -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

'Warning: knives are sharp!' -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

'Not for weight control.' -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

'Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.' -- On the label of a bottled drink.

'Theft of this container is a crime.' -- On a milk crate.

'Do not use intimately.' -- On a tube of deodorant.

'Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.' -- On a box of rat poison.

'Fragile. Do not drop.' -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

'Cannot be made non-poisonous.' -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

'Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.' -- On a portable stroller.

'Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.' -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

'Look before driving.' -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

'Do not iron clothes on body.' -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

'Do not drive car or operate machinery.' -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

'For indoor or outdoor use only.' -- On a string of Christmas lights.

'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' -- On a child sized Superman costume.

'This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am.' -- On a hospital's outside access door.

'Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.' -- On a sign at a railroad station.

'Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.' -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

'Product will be hot after heating.' -- On a supermarket dessert box.

'Do not turn upside down.' -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

'Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame.' -- On a lighter.

'Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.' -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.

'Not for human consumption.' -- On a package of dice.

'May be harmful if swallowed.' -- On a shipment of hammers.

'Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty.' -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

'Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.' -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

'Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.' -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

'Warning: May contain nuts.' -- On a package of peanuts.

'Do not eat.' -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

'Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box.' -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

'Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.' -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

[Kool]

Funny stuff MikeyB:)

I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

[Tyger]

lmao!

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