^< ˅ Game

[Juggnoxalo]

This will be sort of hard to explain but I'll try my best.

^ = answering the person's question/comment that was posted above you
< = something about yourself or something you're doing at the moment
V = asking/stating a comment about the next poster

This would be an example..

Juggnoxalo Posts:
^ N/A
< cleaning out my ashtray
V Thinks I'm cute

Person Posts:
^ Not really you're kind of ugly. :D
< is the hottest on the board
V likes midgets

Another Person Posts:
^Yes, I do like midgets
< Just got ripped off at circuit city
V wants to call me

Hopefully you guys get the point, now lets get this game going! (and yes I have many more games even though I post a new one every day :))

^ N/A
< is teh sexyness
V is currently looking for a pet tiger

[urstwile]

^ no, my cat would rip it to shreds
< hanging out on the computer, killing time before a party
V wears underwear on their head

[vtwin_gary]

^ enjoys watching people with underware on there head
< started this same game (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12533) amost exactly one year ago
v clicked above link to see if i was lying

[Juggnoxalo]

^ i clicked the link to check, that's pretty cool. Saw this game on another forum I post at two days ago.
< is checking thy email
V possibly the weirdest character on the board

[morea]

who, me? :D

[MyST]

^ plays by own rules, obviously.
< nobody's called.
V drives on wrong side of the road

[Juggnoxalo]

^ if I lived in Europe.
< hates chocolate
V washes off in Pam (america's no stick spray!)

[urstwile]

^ actually, I prefer Gorgonzola cheese.
< loves to read
V Thinks shiny things are secretly coded messages

[Juggnoxalo]

^ what an insult! but yes I do
< taking some shots (happy hour)
V thinks of me as GOD

[urstwile]

^ wrong bongo, I think of myself as goddess
< thinks this game is very fun
V secretly wants to meet with Britney Spears for an intellectual discussion on the future of the world

[MyST]

^ should get ready for a short discussion.
< drinks wine and gets ready for steaks.
V needs to shave

[urstwile]

^ I know, but I always nick myself and it takes so long!
< still killing time before a party
V Thinks sex is evil

[Red Kittie Kat]

^lmao noooooo :D
< Catching up on forum posts
V wants to dance the Watusi

[urstwile]

^ already knows how to dance the Watusi
< just talked to my mother-in-law, she's hilarious
V Thinks Spongebob is a hairstyle

[budafist]

^ Wants a Spongebob hairstyle
< Just played with a pooey bunny
V Likes to eat bunny poos

[urstwile]

^ on rice, with wosabi!
< is now not sure we're going to this party tonight...husband sleeping
V checks navel for lint and then eats it

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ likes to share my navel lint :D
< having a big mug of cocoa and watching Polar Express
v wants a new pair of striped toe socks for Christmas

[urstwile]

^ I'd be totally down with that
< On hold with a taxi company to get a ride to a party we're going to
V Has no friends

[Red Kittie Kat]

^easier to deal with .. no one argues with me
< rolling ciggs
v secretly listens to Barry Manilow

[urstwile]

^ nope, wrong, listening to Silver Connection "Get Up And Boogie"
< loves cheese
V thinks Barry Manilow is hawt :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ I have posters of him all over my bedroom :D
< loves cheese
v Is jealous of my relationship with Barry :p

[budafist]

^ Barry who?
< just had a cheese, tomato, mushroom, pickle, onion toastie pie.
V likes to frolic nude with the spring lambs.

[urstwile]

^ actually, I think the autumn lambs are much more fun to frolic with
< just shook my boobs at the En Vogue song "You're Never Gonna Get It"
V Has never heard of En Vogue

[Red Kittie Kat]

^has to heard of it ... I read that magazine all the time :D
< wishes she had a party to go to
v wants to be the next streaker at the Superbowl

[urstwile]

^ completely
< I'm out in about 20 minutes
V Knows En Vogue is not a magazine :D

[budafist]

^ Pretty black singers right?
< Still itchy as pancakes
V Will gladly put ointment on every single one of my damn mosquito bites.

[urstwile]

^ Um, okay, because I love ya honey
< Okay, leaving to take a shower so I'm out
V Has never played a prank on anyone

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ well no one that didn't deserve it :D
< Still watching Polar Express
v likes to kiss frogs

[budafist]

^ perhaps - I've yet to meet one that I can get close enough to kiss.
< full of miso soup.
v has a pearl thong.

[frankster]

^ Wishes she had a pearl thong as awesome as mine
< Just tried to stop a two year old from crying about a "stuck booger" by pointing out father christmas in kittie's sig, to which the two year old replies "and a goat mama".
v Wears a gingham dress and calls themselves Mr Flibble.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^thats Mrs Fibble to you :D
< Wants a pearl thong too!!
v Whats a tiara filled with diamond and pretty feathers

[budafist]

^ Are for when you want to feel special.
< Wears a tiara with diamond and pretty feathes when doing the housework.
v Recycles toilet paper.

[urstwile]

< Just tried to stop a two year old from crying about a "stuck booger" by pointing out father christmas in kittie's sig, to which the two year old replies "and a goat mama".
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy001.gif

[urstwile]

^ only the single ply
< is really hungover from a party last night, ouch
V secretly loves everything Kenny G has ever recorded

[MD]

^ Not everything but I do own "The Moment"
< is doing all of my Christmas shopping on Buy.com using google checkout.
v is currently surfing for granny foot fetish porn

Don't we have one of these threads already?

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ Well I have never been one to deny my fetishes :D
< Christmas shopping is done!!!
v wants to become a hairdresser, just to adjust Donald Trumps comb over

[vtwin_gary]

Don't we have one of these threads already?

see post #3

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Don't know about becoming a hairdresser, but I'd love to shave the Trump's head
< Is sick and tired of painting her kitchen
v Is secretly in love with rubber chickens

[captain spanky]

^ mmmmmm chicken
< has an interview over the phone for a job in about 10 minutes and is very nervous
v wants a different kind of 'job'

[mac.FINN]

^ bow chicha bow wow
< bow chicha bow wow!
V bow chicha bow wow?

[Broacher]

^ doesn't deal well with middlemen.
V maybe this person might.

[Craig B]

^ likes hippies
< doesn't want to do real work right now
v winner of the 2004 International Sardine Eating Championship

[reuber1]

^ Likes neo-cons
< Butt makes noises after eating sardines.
V Does NOT like cheese.

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Doesn't like cheese... if it isn't IN MY BELLY!!
< Wants to fall asleep really badly, needs coffee
V Would much rather be a stripper, spinning around a pole

[CamarotaDesign]

^ Gotta repay those student loans somehow
< Is a liberal that designed for a republican smear campaign
V will sell out for the right price

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ whatever pays the bills :D
< needs more coffee
v secretly wears neon pink short shorts under their slacks

[budafist]

^ I certainly do. Have you been peeping under my slacks again?? ;)
< Will be having a roast beef lunch very soon.
v Sneaks sinful snacks when no one is looking.

[urstwile]

^ I don't sneak them :D
< am being harangued by my cat to feed her
V loves Comic Sans :D

[MD]

^ I wear that badge proudly.
< has killed every plant he has ever owned
v will reveal what christmas movie is better ... Rudolph or Frosty

[urstwile]

^ Rudolf, definitely
< has never learned how to drive
V speaks Pig Latin fluently

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Uckfay, ahyeay!
< Is going to sleep now
V Has nightmares about yellow bearded maggots

[Red Kittie Kat]

^absolutely
< wants a plasma TV
v dreams of being a prima ballerina

[Exodus]

^ You know it! ;)
< Needs more sleep
v Has erotic fantasies about animals

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ well ... being a Kat and all :D
< just had eggs and toast along with a lovely big mug of tea
v loves to "flash" for beads at Mardis Gras

[Exodus]

^ Actually I "Flop" (If you know what I mean ;) )
< Is starving and doesn't want another vending machine breakfast.
v Does a great GWB impression.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ fool me once ... well shame on you :p
< would share her breakfast if she could
v can't resist sticking chopsticks in their mouth to imitate a walrus

[Exodus]

^ It's better than getting acupuncture just to pretend to be a porcupine!
< Has to go to wife's work Christmas party tonight
v Can only disco

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... shake your bootie...
< wants to get out of the house today.
v Sings Opera in the shower

[Exodus]

^ Nope... too busy trying not to fall asleep standing up
< Urggh, just got handed work
v Is considering drinking before noon

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ ...But left her bottle of Amaretto at home
< Is wondering where the "turn this 4-color process raster image into a 3-color pantone vector image" button is...
V Likes drinking Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain

[CamarotaDesign]

^ Only when I'm supposed to be staying sober and in the house
< just got to work and hasn't started doing what he is supposed to
v Is gonna get wasted at this year's holida party

[artistsdad]

A--hey! my keyboard doesn't have a pointy-up key and too much a control freak to get wasted

< trying to decide whether to stay awake or take another nap

v secretly imbibing while at work

[Exodus]

A--hey! my keyboard doesn't have a pointy-up key and too much a control freak to get wasted

< trying to decide whether to stay awake or take another nap

v secretly imbibing while at work

You do not have one on the same key as "6"?

^ So what if I am? *hicup*
< Ready for lunch
v Wants to go hunting with Dick Cheney

[artistsdad]

^ I told you I needed another nap! Would rather hunt w/Cheney than go driving with Teddy

< feeling foolish for not finding key

v Too young to understand the reference to driving w/Teddy

[Exodus]

^ Are you referring to being shot by an anarchist or something else?
< History Buff
v Will google my reference.

[mac.FINN]

^ No I won't.
< He won't.
V He/She might.

[morea]

^ is bored
< is bored
V is bored

[artistsdad]

^ yep!

< closing down after this post

v has no interest in Christmas carols

[mac.FINN]

^ So right! Damn carols.
< Shuns the non-believer
V Non-believer

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Let's not get started on my religious beliefs
< Is getting hungry for lunch
V Wants to take me out for sushi

[Exodus]

^ How about Tai food instead?
< Just had leftover lasagna.
v Thinks Bob Barker ISN'T a cyborg.

[mac.FINN]

^ He's not a cyborg. He's an evil Robot Clone... like Dick Clark.
< Hates idiot clients
V Owns a vegtable cart.

[CamarotaDesign]

^ yup, I sell carrots and rotten pumpkins
< just got over a cold, and is ready to start eating pizza and cheese like crazy again
v likes slapping hams

[Juggnoxalo]

^ of course, brings me happiness
< just woke up (over slept by 7 hours lol)
V thinks hooked on phonics is a religion

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ its not!! :eek:
< just had lunch
v can't stop humming "tiny bubbles" by Don Ho

[Neballer]

^sure do..
< wondering if we've done this already
V boomBLAMO!

[MD]

^ Damn the Man! Save the Empire!
< No work to do - Feet are up on the desk
v Likes to smoke crack while getting their corns removed by an Asian phone sex operator with a machete.

[Exodus]

^ I just like living on the edge
< Bored as hell
v Trains monkeys to "please" them

[Red Kittie Kat]

^monkeys gooooood :D
< going through christmas stuff
v wants to wrap themselves in christmas lights and run around yelling .. I'm a Christmas tree!!

[CamarotaDesign]

^ I'll be damned if someone calls me a grinch
< designing an ad for all season AC and Heating systems,
V has a pet chipmunk named "Wilbur"

[frankster]

^I wish
< has a freind with a hamster called Titus andronicus slayer of the goths
V wants to tiptoe through the tulips

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ If only there were tulips blooming this time of year
< I'm freakin' busy, why the hell am I in here?
V Likes the taste of the shiny garland

[CamarotaDesign]

^ quick!! call poison control and the paramedics
< rockin out to oldies while finishing up this postcard design
v is in love with drop shadows and bevels

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Well, not really anymore, but they do still have their place in my designs every so often
< Is now going home to paint her kitchen cabinets and doors, I can't wait to not have to pick up a paintbrush
V Likes to bathe in Behr Kitchen and Bath latex paint and rinse with mineral spirits

[Craig B]

^ helps me scrub the parts that are more difficult to reach
< ate about 17 lbs of Italian food for lunch and is about to go into a coma
V has a crush on the throbbing testicle fairy

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ :D
< is making dinner
v likes to dress up in red tights and pretend they are a super hero

[MD]

^ and boy does do they make my package look nice.
< On my way to the Bucks game shortly.
v Will tell me how great they think I am.

[budafist]

^ I think your red tights look great on you too - very grand.
< Wanted a butter chicken for lunch but the Indian place only opens Thursday onwards!
v Will make butter chicken for me!

[CamarotaDesign]

^ well, I can do something to you involving butter and a chicken, thats for sure
< is now listening to jazz and color correcting a terrifying raster logo supplied by client
V find me a chicken and some butter

[budafist]

^ Hands CD some butter and chicken
< Still hungry
V Are you hungry?

[artistsdad]

^ nope! finished of a homemade meal of spaghetti w/meat sauce, garlic bread, a big salad, and a few glasses of homemade wine

< dealing with 16-yr.old w/PMS What a FUN evening it's been...

v eats deep-fried frog legs for breakfast

[budafist]

^ Damn that sounds good! I wish I were that exotic...I had 2 boiled eggs this morning.

< Ready to go hom now. Just over an hour to go though!

v Wants to be be one of those little monkeys that wears a wee hat and sparkly vest and dances to the organ.

[urstwile]

^ Completely!
< Once appeared as a backup dancer on the Dinah Shore show for disco week with Charles Nelson Reilly
V Has never heard of Charles Nelson Reilly

[budafist]

^ Definately!
< Still impressed though :D
V Can twirl 5 batons with their toes!

[urstwile]

^ Sorry to disappoint
< found a link for a Charles Nelson Reilly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjH3FSYdjE) video
V washes dishes in a frilly pink apron and nothing else

[budafist]

^ That is ridiculous. We have a dishwasher.
< Has found a housesitter for the holidays.
V What's your favourite car?

[urstwile]

^ doesn't know how to drive
< doesn't know how to drive
V doesn't know how to drive

[MD]

^ but they gave me a license anyways
< Happy because the Bucks won - Unhappy because they did not score enough points to get free cheese burgers
v Likes to act gangsta when nobody is around

[Juggnoxalo]

^ not "gangsta" but i do hustle drugs from time to time. (not kidding)
< is going to sleep
V thinks Cuba is America's best vacation spot

[budafist]

^ Has a friend about to visit Cuba, I'll ask her when she gets back.
< Is happy for now.
V Itching to go overseas.

[Exodus]

^ Absolutely! (Planning on a Costa Rica trip in 2K8)
< Is annoyed at self for actually writing 2008 as "2K8"
v Plays "Little Red Riding Hood and The BIG BAD WOLF" in the bedroom

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ And what a big bad wolf my boyfriend is ;)
< Hasn't really started her holiday shopping!! :eek:
V Longs for a massage from Roseanne Barr

[idaho]

^ Sheesh... I wish!!!
< pissed because grad school has no record of my being a student even though I've been taking classes for the last 4 semesters!!!
V secretely into donkey shows

[vtwin_gary]

^ wants some of my chocolate birthday cake
< wants some of my chocolate birthday cake
v wants some of my chocolate birthday cake

[CamarotaDesign]

^ Send that shiznit over!
< going to company christmas party tonight
v gonna take me home in a wheelbarrel from the party

[Exodus]

^ Only if I get to drink too AND you provide the wheelbarrel and plane ticket to Cali
< Just ate the greasiest hamburger ever made
v Wishes Bush could serve a third term. :rolleyes:

[frankster]

^ No voting for me, just paying taxes due to visas (that's right, taxation without representation)

< Ready to flip out like a ninja and totally uppercut a client

V wants to perform Seppuku with a frisby and some butter (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ If I knew what on earth that was, SURE!
< Off to lunch, finally!
V Wants to perform a duet with Barry Manilow while naked and covered in Tabasco sauce

[artistsdad]

^ I prefer Liquid Smoke

< Almost finished Christmas shopping

v Believes that Elephant jokes are really coded communications for the aliens which have taken over some of us.

[budafist]

^ Don't know of any elephant jokes off tope of my head. Does that mean I don't believe in aliens?

< Almost finished Christmas shopping
v Hasn't had a wash this week

*Edit - sorry posted too slow!

[CamarotaDesign]

^ not with gasoline, next week I'll remember
< its christmas shopping time? oops
v Is going to do my christmas shopping for me.

[budafist]

^ Only after I've finished mine.
< Keeps seeing things for herself when shopping!
v Is going to do my christmas shopping for me.

[MD]

^ I would but shipping to New Zealand is expensive :p
< Got the best deals on Christmas presents this year!
v Killed a kitten yesterday.

[Exodus]

^ Almost! My neighbor's cat is apparently attracted to moving tires.
< Ready to go home
v Needs to learn to wipe their arse properly

[budafist]

^ My bf doesn't complain, so why should I?
< Not very busy at the moment
v Smells like skunk

[MD]

^ Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black you un-proper wiper.
< Has been surfing the internet all week long because of a lack of work to do
v Will start a new catchphrase that will spread like wildfire throughout the internets.

[CamarotaDesign]

^ ORLY?
< Just finished the most god awful design for the client that thinks they are a designer
V YA RLY

[artistsdad]

^ NYA RLY

< Trying to trouble shoot old laptop. Think it's time for burial.

v wants to upgrade their laptop and will sell their old one to me cheap.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ too late already sold it for a buck
< bored
v wants to win a connect the dots championship

[Neballer]

^already has
< 1 more final to go
V white creamy discharge

[MD]

^ Thats what happens when you play with your wii too much
< is eating mint ice cream with chocolate chunks and swirled with chocolate fudge
v is not going to reply to my post thus ending the thread

[artistsdad]

^ wrong

< Waiting for the peanut brittle to cool so I can break it up.

v favorite meal is stewed opossum, grits,and boiled rhubarb

[frankster]

^ sounds erm, exotic

< In shock that someone told MD he was wrong!

V Eats food that strangers have left on their plates in restaurants.

[urstwile]

^ only if it was a cute stranger
< just got home from work
V secretly still has a Davy Jones teen idol poster in their bedroom

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2696/images2dd8.jpg

[WannaBrie]

^secretly wishes she had said Davy Jones teen idol poster in her bedroom
<watching "growing up a walrus"
V collects retro porn

[Exodus]

^ Nothing like watching a bush a blow-out kit has been used on
< Bored/Tired but doesn't want to go to sleep this early
v makes out with mirrors

[budafist]

^ On special occasions.
< In a good mood.
v In a flirtatious mood.

[artistsdad]

^ but the mirror keeps fogging over

< finishing the dreaded Christmas letter. Wifey never lets me do it my way--no sense of humor at all;)

v plotting how to overthrow the boss

[urstwile]

^ nah, I don't think Bruce Springstreen has much power anyway
< giggling at my reply
V uses ketchup in lieu of tomato sauce

[artistsdad]

^ but you'll never guess what I use instead of ketchup

< ready to call it a day

v has a left one that hangs lower than the right one

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ How did you know :D

< reading forums and talking on the phone

v sneaks to the fridge late at night

[artistsdad]

^ heck, yeah!

< expected Kitty to answer that post. Always knew she was off-balance

v has an unhealthy relationship with their pet

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ true

< needs coffee

v longs to have a slice of my homemade cheese cake

[urstwile]

^ hell yeah!
< Robert Duvall used to sing me lullabies when I was a baby
V Doesn't know who Robert Duvall is

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ does to ... :D Great Actor ;)

< getting sleepy

v want a big furry pink monkey for christmas

[MD]

^ Surprisingly thats what I call it.
< Kinda Drunk
v Should be watching (or downloading) the show Dexter on Showtime.

[CamarotaDesign]

^ I saw that once, that was some weird shit
< Back from Company Xmas party... still kinda drunk
v Didn't carry me home in a wheelbarrel, bastard.

[urstwile]

^ sorry about that, I think I wrote the address down wrong
< getting ready to go to bed
V farts into the wind

[budafist]

^ Sharing is caring.
< Made soup from a bunch of vegetables and am now consuming it.
V Eats boogers (from self and from others)

[MD]

^According to Professor Dr. Friedrich Bischinger "eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system"
< Just got up and is probably going back to sleep for another hour.
v Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Smegma
< Finally finished painting the kitchen, but now has to clean her entire apartment in one night... Joy...
V Likes the smell of hot dog burps

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ ummmmm... not so much :D

< has to go dry laundry and play soccer Mom

v longs to have a romantic dinner with Carrot Top

[budafist]

^ Not in this lifetime.

< Has boyfriend's work do tonight! Wooohooo! I can get trashed and embarress him in front of all his work friends :)

v Got herpes from a stray cat.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ who said I was stray? :D

< just got home and is very tired

v when no one is looking ... they lunge forward on one leg with their arms up in the air and whisper......... *SUPERSTAR!!!*

[vtwin_gary]

^ is a great teacher of the *SUPERSTAR!!!* move
< is not ashamed of the *SUPERSTAR!!!* move
v wonders if Kittie will accept another student

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ is always willing to teach an eager student :D

< snickers picturing Gary doing that move on the boat tonight

v plans to run around to the neighbors houses Christmas morning - wearing only red underwear, singing jingle bells.

[budafist]

^ In fact I'm wearing red undies right now :) True!

< Wants a red Morris Minor pick up.

v Is gonna buy me a red Morris Minor pick up.

[CamarotaDesign]

^ you pancacking wish!
<had a good time tonight
v where is my wheelbarrow

*edit*
wow I was being obnoxious last night

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ in the shed

< needs to go food shopping

v has a crush on gopher from the love boat :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ I'd prefer a groundhog on a motor boat, but that'll do also
< Just had a sushi lunch... yum!
V Wears rubber underwear because it's easier to clean

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ ROFL!! not commenting on that one :D

< getting hungry ... just had a kiwi and thats not cutting it :D

v hanging mistletoe over their cubicle so everyone entering must kiss them

[budafist]

^ Hell no - have you seen my colleages??

< getting hungry ... going to chef up some delicious concoction the moment all the people leave my kitchen...

v likes to climb trees and nap.

[Riya]

^ Yep.
< is hungry too. And wants a nap. And a new job. And a tree.
v Secretly uses Comic Sans

[budafist]

^ Stricty for my personal memiors only.
< Love Sharmi.
v Secretly sniffs cat poos when no one is looking.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ hard not to with the crew of kitties we have :D

< soooo glad internet and cable are back

v wants a new hoola hoop for christmas

[budafist]

^ Yup, help strengthen those pelvic muscles :D

< Feeling drained on a Monday morning.

v Is wearing reindeer antlers.

[Exodus]

^ Yup, help strengthen those pelvic muscles :D

< Feeling drained on a Monday morning.

v Is wearing reindeer antlers.

So does belly dancing... ;)

^ Thinking about putting them on my dog
< Friend just left for a fire call. Now have nothing to do.
V Wants to come here, get drunk and make my neighbors mad singing karaoke

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ On my way :D

< Just had venison burgers for dinner

v Wishes they were coming as well to drink and sing karaoke with Ex and me :D

[budafist]

^ I don't do karaoke

< Feeling a bit car sick - I hate air conditioning in cars.

v Ham or Turkey?

[CamarotaDesign]

^ Turkey
< A bit Sick... again
v Paper or Plastic?

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ either is fine

< having a mid afternoon cup of tea and debating when to start wrapping gifts

v Wants to come help me wrap gifts :D

[Riya]

^Yes, I would love to. I love wrapping presents, especially with shiney paper and ribbons.

< Is hungry and doesn't want to put forth the effort invovled in getting dressed and going grocery shopping.

v wants to make me lunch.

[budafist]

^ Sure but I don't do sandwhiches so much. I like to make meals.

< Wants breakfast but will skip it as usual.

v Thinks about food more than I do.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ probably so :D

< eating cookies and drinking tea :D

v food glorius food......

[budafist]

^ Woot!

< Going out to lunch with all the girls at work. We call it the annual "Ladies Lunch". The boys get very jealous :)

v How many christmas functions have you been to so far this year?

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ nadda

< needs a nap

v needs a nap

[Craig B]

^ is currently ranked 81st in the world of competitive monkey tossing
< is currently ranked 80th
v thinks monkey tossing means something dirty

[budafist]

^ like tossing salad?
< Bored
v Will entertain me for small treats.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ absolutely

< thinking about what to make for dinner

v wishes they could come to dinner to taste my fantastic cooking :D

[Jackimalyn]

^Wont be able to eat for another 4 hours :(

< is about to go to her last class before she graduates Thursday!!!

v is totally jealous

[colonel5]

^ It's true, somedays I wish I could go back to being 18 and start over

< I'm leaving work to go become a songwriter in Nashville

v What would you rather be doing?

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ sitting in or by a pool with lots of pool boys waiting on me hand and foot :D

< needs to make another cup of coffee

v wants to be the next American Idol

[Jackimalyn]

^and I WILL be!

< is a triple threat

v accidently took bottle marked "rufies" insead of "asprin"

[urstwile]

^ not accidentally. :D My headache's gone, though.
< watching husband put up Christmas tree
V has a personalized Christmas stocking

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Of course! And I made one for my boyfriend and one for Tootsie.
< Did absolutely nothing today except watch TV, eat leftovers from my party and nap.
V Wants to help me eat all my leftovers. Including the 2 cases of beer and 3/4 gallon of Bacardi we didn't get to.

[Exodus]

^ Hell yea!
< Doesn't want to be @ work
V Will pay my bills so I can just go home

[budafist]

^ How much?
< less than 2 days to go!
V still keeping busy

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ slowing down though ... need to get energized :D

< thinking about what to make for dinner

v feels sorry for me and will order chinese food so I don't have to cook

[TheBluePanda]

^ has probly used every animated gif ever created.
< usually avoids these types of threads.
V loves these types of threads.

[budafist]

^ Excellent for post whores :D
< Aims for post whore status.
V Post whore groupie.

[colonel5]

^ boo you whore!

< really hasn't watched Mean Girls 3 times in 2 weeks on TBS

V too gay to function

[budafist]

^ More like too full to function

< No diets round here!

V big as a house

[colonel5]

^ I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
< ok, big as a house
v made a costly mistake this year

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ nope .. but the year isn't over yet :D

< sipping cawwwffeeee and reading GDF

v wants to come help me bake cookies

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Hallucinogenic cookies perhaps? ;)
< Did most of her Christmas shopping in one night (last night of course!) and only has a little left to go!
V Likes to nap under the Christmas tree while wearing only diapers and sucking their thumb...

[colonel5]

^ are you the one who's been stalking me, how else would you know that?

< Is only working a half day tomorrow so he can do his Christmas shopping.

v knows what I've done

[artistsdad]

^ Yeah--and boy are you boring!

< tired of obnoxious Christmas shoppers

v wants everyone's address to send our gifts to us.

[colonel5]

^ yes, I have a plate of spaghetti that sat out on my counter all weekend as I was at my parents for Christmas... the first address i get will get it.

< hates his linolium flooring.

v want's the spaghetti that's been sitting out since thursday evening.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ mmmmm spaghetti *insert homer smilie*

< glad the "big" day is over ;)

v wants to come help me take the tree down :D

[urstwile]

^ if I had a fireplace, hell yeah
< is messing around and being lazy
V got coal in their stocking

[artistsdad]

^ yeah, but you should see what's in my pants

< I can't believe I just typed that

v has already started Christmas shopping 2007

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Wow, is it Thanksgiving 2007 already? The years fly by faster and faster...
< Can't wait for New Year's Eve!! Trey Anastasio at House of Blues in Atlantic City! Woo Hoo!!!!
V Wants to be my personal chauffer for the weekend...

[artistsdad]

^ possibly--how "friendly" are you when you're drunk?

< finds inebriated people oddly entertaining for short periods

v has never been ripped/smashed/crocked/looped/drunk/inebriated

[colonel5]

^ That's cause i'm always gettin Krunk

< needs to be drinking his coffee

v Actually bought and likes K-Fed's album

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Yes. I like sh!tty music.
< Has next to nothing to do at work.
V Favorite gift received this year: an inflatable sheep and a bottle of KY. (You're welcome.)

[budafist]

^ Well isn't that a very New Zealand gift to recieve!
< Has skeleton staff at work
V Wears a crotchless purple and pink leotard when vacuuming the house.

[urstwile]

^ my husband does the vacuuming :D
< wishes the college football game my husband's watching was over already
V has secret cravings for toe cheese

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ mmmm cheese :D
< having a piece of chocolate cake and a fresh hot cup of coffee :D
v wishes they were here to taste this ooey, gooey chocolate cake

[artistsdad]

^ didn't bake her cake long enough

< Can never get an Angel's food cake to come out right

v drinks chocolate syrup straight from the can

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ loves syrup from the can - hard to find these days ;)
< having more coffee
v likes to run around naked in the garden singing "tip toe through the tulips" :D

[urstwile]

^ yeah, although that quivery soprano always hurts my throat
< just grabbing my last bit of GDF fix before I go to bed
V sleeps with camels

[budafist]

^ They have bad breath, but they're loyal!
< Loves my alphabet fridge magnets.
V Enjoys being obscene to elderly passengers on public transport.

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ The old folk need a thrill now and then too! They shouldn't be excluded from the fun...
< Is amazed at how sleeping with only one pillow makes the back less stiff in the morning
V Thought I meant more than just sleep

[Broacher]

^
< Always loses his way with DVD remotes.
V

[budafist]

^ Cat got your tongue?
< Cruisin.
V Crusin too.

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Cruisin' for a bruisin' perhaps...;)
< Wishes she could snap her fingers and *boomBLAMO* the Christmas tree has put itself away... (is that proper use?)
V Likes to stick their body piercings in the electrical outlet - while wearing them... One burnt Prince Albert coming right up....

[budafist]

^ I'd have to get a penor to get a prince albert...
< Still has a decorated christmas tree in the lounge too
V will pack up the decorations and do away with the christmas tree for me and virgo.

[urstwile]

^ only if you'll both pay for my airfare
< only two more days to go before a mini-vacation to Florida
V can do that taxi-cab hailing whistle through their fingers (wish I could)

[Exodus]

^ You bet I can!
< Has to get up early tommorrow. Bleh!
V Wants to go to work for me tommorrow instead. Oh, and also help me job hunt.

[urstwile]

^ only if you'll pay for my airfare. :D
< has never been to Tennesee
V thinks Tennessee is for lovers

[budafist]

^ Wants to eat everything in Tennessee
< has never been to Tennesee either
V Wants to pack up and move to Tennessee to be their king/queen.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ need a King first

< would love to be in a palace right now

v would love my lady in waiting when I become Queen

[urstwile]

^ would have to meet your lady in waiting first ;)
< had a crazy busy day at work today (pre-vacation clean-up)
V has some ideas for cool things to do in Miami Beach for my upcoming visit

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ lmaooo I think I missed a word there didn't I? :D I'll pack a pail and shovel for your trip

< just made a nice big mug of cinnamon coffee

v Is craving a nice thick slice of spam on a hard roll

[urstwile]

^ only if it's fried spam
< bow chica bow wow (t.m.i.?)
V doesn't know what spam stands for

[colonel5]

^ Super Powerful And Mean?

< Wet himself over the iPhone

V needs to choose their words wisely

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ I do have outbreaks of foot-in-mouth disease once in a while, but I think I caught it from you ;)...
< Probably will be on here much less in the next month or two - about to get really busy here
V Likes sh!t sandwiches on rye

[budafist]

^ You are mad. I hate rye.
< Would rather be at the beach,
V Is wearing a garter and suspenders underneath.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ who told you! :eek:

< just woke up

v jealous that I just woke up :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Friggin' vampire....
< Used to sleep that late
V Thinks "candy" is the one and only food group that matters

[artistsdad]

^ obviously doesn't recognize liquor as a food group

< includes sex as a food group

v doesn't report all their income on their taxes

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ they will never find me sailing around the world on my luxury yacht :D

< Watching nieces

v wants to give me dinner ideas

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ I can't stand her, but I do like her recipes. (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_33086,00.html?rsrc=search) It's pretty easy to make and it is DELISH! Oh god kill me.
< Started taking the ornaments off the Christmas tree. FINALLY....
V Bathes in calves' liver. DAILY.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ mmm yes covered in EVOO!!! :D

< can't stand Rachael Ray - every time I hear the words YUM-O I want to barf :D

v wishes they could wear chartreuse every day

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ But it just doesn't go well with my complexion.
< Has two of Rachel Ray's books, BUT ONLY FOR THE RECIPES!!! I SWEAR!!! Once you get past her stupid made-up words and acronyms, the recipes really are good and quick.
V Wants to wear a French maid outfit with no underwear and cook me dinner (I may regret this....)

[budafist]

^ Isn't that a drink?

< Is happy it is Friday.

v Wishes it is Friday.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ it almost is Friday :D

< just had pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms

v will be glad to know I saved them a slice

[budafist]

^ Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

< Starving.

v Likes anchovies.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ I do .... love them in pasta with garlic and olive oil

< needs a nap

v Wishes they had tomorrow off

[budafist]

^ Tomorrow is Saturday silly. Of course it's off. Or do you mean off from life?

< Needs lunch!

v Do you like spicy food?

[Exodus]

^ Hell yea!
< About to go home.
V Needs a drink.

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ absolutely!!

< drinking tea instead :(

v wants to have drinks with Ex and myself :D

[budafist]

^ Hell yeah! Friday afternoon drinks is due to start in over an hour, but I've got heaps of work to do. But still, I sneak on here to keep my sanity :)

< Nothing planned this evening.

v Going on some sort of rampage soon.

[urstwile]

^ absolutely! I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow morning, first visit with some old high school friends.
< just getting my last computer fix in before I leave
V has appeared on a Girls Gone Wild video

[budafist]

^ Sssssshhhh! don't tell anyone!
< Just got a beer delivered to me at my desk :) Now that is service! I even got a choice out of 3 kinds of beer :)
V Will have a beer with me.

[Riya]

^ nope, not a beer, but I'll have just about anything else.
< doesn't like beer, not even the stuff they fed her in Germany.
V is picking up the tab.

[budafist]

^ Well, beer is on the house anyway, so no tab...
< Going home after this beer.
V Ready for Friday.

[urstwile]

^ completely, I'm really excited about my trip
< procrastinating, gotta go to the store and pick up some cat food and stuff for while I'm gone
V pronounces nuclear nucular

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ like totally nucular mannnnn :D

< blow drying hair

v Having a mad craving for pickles and ice cream

[Riya]

^ Nope, but my brother had a thing for pickles and whipped cream
< is bored
V is posting nekkid

[budafist]

^ Under my clothes yes.
< Likes to recycle.
V Pronounces Aluminium as Aluminum.

[urstwile]

^ um, yeah, that's because it's spelled aluminum. duh!
< up too late, watching tv in the background
V is a Phish-head

[Red Kittie Kat]

^ I do like some Phish :D

< is posting nekkid

v wishes they had binoculars right now :D

[budafist]

^ But I've got no one to perve on.

< Is making use of the Christmas presents I got from my sister. Great oils and balms - all natural and useful :)

v Wants to learn more about natural remedies.

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ I love homeopathy! Due to my fragrance allergy, my shampoo/conditioner shopping is done at the all-natural environmentally-friendly market - honeysuckle/rose!
< Favorite band in the world is Phish :p
V Wants to lick the freckles off of the person that posts after him/her

[artistsdad]

^ doesn't realize what "freckles" really refers to

< is hoping Kitty posts next--not vtwin gary

v has strategically placed freckles:p

[MD]

^ gives me an extra optical inch
< Keeps seeing this in the user CP list and finally gave in.
v would like to see my freckles :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

^ Perhaps, if you're not one of those pale-skinned red-headed Irishmen or a total sun worshipper... otherwise there'd probably be too many to see in WAY too many places. :D
< Two cars just crashed just down the block, visible from my window... Surprised the cops haven't shown up yet.
V Knows what MD means by an "optical inch" and wants to know where....

[budafist]

^ If you're displaying, it would be rude not to look.
< Bored.
v Has freckles that taste like chocolate.

[artistsdad]

^ has never tasted chocolate

< just noticed it says "senior member" under my name. I know I'm old, but there's no need to go around making a big deal about it. How rude!

v wishes Pat Paulsen was still alive so there would be at least one viable candidate for US president in 2008