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Drazan
07-18-2008, 12:05 AM
Just flew by my house, and my nosy neighbor is soo nosy that she is actually standing in the middle of the street to see what's going on.

Now just to let you know, I live in a trailer court that has more than it's fair share of retired people. We've had police, firetrucks or ambulances in here about once every couple weeks.

I'm just shaking my head at the neighbor right now because I really don't like her. And I've lived next to her and her son for 10 years.

Ever have one of those neighbors that you really just could do without.

Jade

(and the only reason I noticed is because my desk window faces said street - does that make me nosy too :eek: ) lol

Red Kittie Kat
07-18-2008, 12:13 AM
lol ... nothing like a nosy neighbor :)

MD
07-18-2008, 12:39 AM
I never get a normal neighbor. My new neighbor is pretty classic though.

I get home from work on a Friday turned on the basketball game, was cooking dinner, and sending off a few emails. Then I heard a knock at my door.
*open door* standing before me is a guy in his mid 20's that I have never seen or met before in my life.

Me: Hello?
Neighbor: Um ... do you have any weed I can buy from you?
Me: Um ... no.
Neighbor: oh ... uh, do you know where I can get some from?
Me: Not really.
Neighbor: Oh, ok. (Turns around and goes back to his apartment across the hallway)

Now if thats not weird enough I run into him later that night out on the patio drinking a tallboy can of coors. First thing he says to me is "Do you want a drink of this?" I tell him that I don't want to drink up all of his beer, and I went in the house to grab one. My instincts tell me not to stay out there but I had just lit a cigarette and I really wanted to smoke it.

Next words out of his mouth was "Dude, do listen to metal?" He then proceeds to tell me about his love for cannibal corpse & death metal and started naming the greates shows that he had been to. Anything I say is replied to wilh "Totally Man, Totally." As I am finishing up my beer and cig he tells me that I seem like a pretty cool guy and wonders if I want to hang out.

I had nothing going on except the playoff game I was watching and how many times do you get to hang out with a really kooky guy? For the next couple hours he prattles on about death metal and his fine collection of VHS tapes. When the game ended, I popped in a video games and he looked at me and said "I don't know about you but I could really go for some metal, whaddya got?" He browsed through my cd's and found a few that tickled his fancy.

When Marilyn Mason came on he really got into it. Chanting all of the lyrics and headbanging around my apartment. Then he started hitting me in the arm saying things like "We are really ****ing partying now!" Mind you at this point I have maybe 3 beers, He had the tallboy and maybe 2 or 3 of mine.

Luckily for me I hear a knock at the backdoor and I rush to inspect it. There is an older women in her late 40's early 50's looking for my new best friend. Turns out it's his mother ... and she wants him to get some sleep because his dad is coming into town for a visit.

I thought I was in the clear but he decides to have another beer instead. An hour later another knock at the back door, and he went out to talk to her. He didn't return.

Anyways I don't see the guy for a week and next Friday I get home and step on a piece of paper.
Its a note.
From his Mom.
It basically said that he is manic depressive and is on a lot of meds. He should not be drinking EVER because it ****s him up for days. He had already had seizures because of last week.

Whoopsie.

budafist
07-18-2008, 12:41 AM
I never live in a place long enough to know my neighbors! I like the idea of semi-nosey neighbors though. They'll look out for you.

Thank goodness one of my neighbors (I still don't which one) knows that we have a bunny. Tofu escaped last weekend and someone went door knocking with Tofu in her clutches. One of our neighbors pointed her in our direction :)

Hopefully the place we move to next we get on good terms with our neighbor. It is a house split into 2 halves so it would be great to find a friend out tenant in the other half.

budafist
07-18-2008, 12:46 AM
I never get a normal neighbor. My new neighbor is pretty classic though.

I get home from work on a Friday turned on the basketball game, was cooking dinner, and sending off a few emails. Then I heard a knock at my door.
*open door* standing before me is a guy in his mid 20's that I have never seen or met before in my life.

Me: Hello?
Neighbor: Um ... do you have any weed I can buy from you?
Me: Um ... no.
Neighbor: oh ... uh, do you know where I can get some from?
Me: Not really.
Neighbor: Oh, ok. (Turns around and goes back to his apartment across the hallway)

Now if thats not weird enough I run into him later that night out on the patio drinking a tallboy can of coors. First thing he says to me is "Do you want a drink of this?" I tell him that I don't want to drink up all of his beer, and I went in the house to grab one. My instincts tell me not to stay out there but I had just lit a cigarette and I really wanted to smoke it.

Next words out of his mouth was "Dude, do listen to metal?" He then proceeds to tell me about his love for cannibal corpse & death metal and started naming the greates shows that he had been to. Anything I say is replied to wilh "Totally Man, Totally." As I am finishing up my beer and cig he tells me that I seem like a pretty cool guy and wonders if I want to hang out.

I had nothing going on except the playoff game I was watching and how many times do you get to hang out with a really kooky guy? For the next couple hours he prattles on about death metal and his fine collection of VHS tapes. When the game ended, I popped in a video games and he looked at me and said "I don't know about you but I could really go for some metal, whaddya got?" He browsed through my cd's and found a few that tickled his fancy.

When Marilyn Mason came on he really got into it. Chanting all of the lyrics and headbanging around my apartment. Then he started hitting me in the arm saying things like "We are really ****ing partying now!" Mind you at this point I have maybe 3 beers, He had the tallboy and maybe 2 or 3 of mine.

Luckily for me I hear a knock at the backdoor and I rush to inspect it. There is an older women in her late 40's early 50's looking for my new best friend. Turns out it's his mother ... and she wants him to get some sleep because his dad is coming into town for a visit.

I thought I was in the clear but he decides to have another beer instead. An hour later another knock at the back door, and he went out to talk to her. He didn't return.

Anyways I don't see the guy for a week and next Friday I get home and step on a piece of paper.
Its a note.
From his Mom.
It basically said that he is manic and is on a lot of meds. He should not be drinking EVER because it ****s him up for days. He had already had seizures because of last week.

Whoopsie.

I was going to say that it is really cute that you found yourself a little friend. But the I read on and...whoopsie!

Just keep an open mind. It could be the mum that's a little over protective. Maybe the kid's more normal than you think but just needs a friend.

WannaBrie
07-18-2008, 12:51 AM
Haha, I think I may have met that guy before, MD! :cool: What, no Selpultura in your CD collection? :D

Red Kittie Kat
07-18-2008, 12:59 AM
I have met that guy before too ... I think I dated him for a while :D


Anywhoo.... Now you've done it MD .. Mum won't let him come out and play anymore ;)

Randomhero
07-18-2008, 03:06 AM
Next words out of his mouth was "Dude, do listen to metal?" He then proceeds to tell me about his love for cannibal corpse & death metal and started naming the greates shows that he had been to.

Haha, Cannibal Corpse is my favorite shitty band. I put them on whenever I feel like I need to hear nothing but noise. What what can you expect from a song titled "Hammer Smashed Face" (their biggest hit I believe).