PAy attention!

[Tyger]

First Anatomy Class at Medical School
First-year students at Med School were
receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead
human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In
medicine, it is necessary to possess two important
qualities as doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body.' To
illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and
stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same
thing,' he told his students. The students freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead
body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the
professor looked at them and said, 'The second most
important quality is observation.' 'I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now
learn to pay attention.'

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[Eraser Nubbin]

Anyone else ever have to take that test where the teacher sits everyone down and insists that you read all the way through the test before completing it. The test is a list of silly questions and embarrassing actions that you have to do, the kicker is is that the last question states not to do any of the above questions.

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

[Jeff92]

Yeah, actually, one of the only people to walk out of that class a couple minutes after the test started. Everyone was, no way your done, and all this. All of us that left really early enjoyed some time at the mall!
It was actually never the three quarter mark.

[Eraser Nubbin]

haha thats funny, i unfortunately was one of the fools that thought they would save some time by shooting through the test without reading it.

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

[morea]

^ I did the same thing... now I read all the way through before I start filling the damn thing out!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Magnus]

I did the same thing in Highschool calculus. We had a test...so I read through the whole thing. Except I couldn't do any of the questions, so I got up after a minute, handed it in, then walked down to the guidance councellor to request that I drop the class. That about ended my career as a mathematician.

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus