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morea
11-26-2004, 03:31 AM
I've worked in print shops for 5 years and didn't realise how different things were in the 'real' world. I think that anybody who knows anything about paper will appreciate this story:

As most of you know, I just took a job working with a company that distributes kitchen appliances (stoves, microwaves, refrigerators) and large commercial laundry equipment. I'm handling much of the office work as well as designing flyers, etc for the company to send out. (This involves everything from writing the copy and taking the photos to doing the layout.)

The first project I did was a simple letter to potential customers with a few photos included. I asked the boss how many colors he wanted it to be (thinking of printing costs) and he told me that I could use whatever I wanted! (Exciting, right?) Well, I included some nice color photos and got approval on the letter, then asked where we were having the letter printed (figuring that I would call the company and see how their prepress department wanted it supplied). My boss told me that we would be printing the letter 'in house'. The following conversation ensued:

me: Oh, we have a color printer in house?
him: No, we can print it on the (black and white) laser printer!
me: oh... I see. But then the photos won't come out in color...?
him: oh, that's ok, it doesn't matter how you designed it, it will come out in black and white!
me: (to myself) Dear God, what have I got myself into?

So the next project came along - an 8.5 x 11' flyer. Again, I could use whatever colors I wanted. (This time I asked ahead of time if we would be printing it 'in house' and was told that we would do just that to save money.) No problem... I can do a flyer in grayscale. No big deal.

So this time when I finished the flyer and presented it for approval the boss was pretty happy. He liked it SO much he told me he would get the 'good' paper for me to print it on! Now I was pretty excited that he got special paper for me to print the darned things - I figured that it would look better for my portfolio.

Well, the boss came in with a pack of paper and laid it proudly on my desk.
I looked at it. I looked at HIM. I looked back at it, to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me.

Yup, it was 24# white #4 bond. Glorified copy paper.

me: oh, is this the special paper?
him: Yes! Isn't it nice? It's thicker than what we usually use! (Not too hard, since we usually use 20# white bond. )
me: (to myself) Dear God, what have I got myself into?

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Kool
11-26-2004, 04:02 AM
LOL, 'the good paper' /emoticons/rofl.gif /emoticons/rofl.gif

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morea
11-26-2004, 04:42 AM
it was SOOOO hard for me not to laugh! /emoticons/lol.gif

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

D-Zine
11-26-2004, 08:37 AM
LMAO @ Moreo!!!

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Allen Harkleroad
11-26-2004, 02:25 PM
Good paper, we have good paper too but we keep it in the bathroom when guests visit <g>





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Tyger
11-26-2004, 06:11 PM
he...he...funny! i wish i had some of that good paper for my portfolio! /emoticons/rofl.gif

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morea
11-27-2004, 02:40 AM
ugh...

today I had to print exactly 483 copies of the stupid flyer (we ran out of 'good' paper about halfway through) - trifold them by hand, mail merge and print the labels to go on the envelopes, stick the stupid labels onto the envelopes, then stuff the flyer and a brochure into the envelope, seal it, and run it through the postage machine.

By myself, of course. That is just WRONG!!!

It took me 9 hours.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

defjoe
11-27-2004, 02:48 AM
when you told us about this job at first... I knew it was going to be a place like thisa. I'm not surprised.

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'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

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morea
11-27-2004, 03:54 AM
Unfortunately I didn't have much choice. I was at the point where I had to take *something* to keep food on the table. I don't look at this as a permanent solution by any means.

After you reach a certain point you just can't afford to be as picky as you would like.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

defjoe
11-27-2004, 05:07 AM
oh yeah I agree and know. it sucks to be cornered into a situation or job like that. it's a waste of tyour talent. hopefully you can move on quickly.

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'
'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

Check out my indie comic book!
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morea
11-27-2004, 05:32 AM
here's hoping! /emoticons/cheers.gif

Of course, this is a learning experience, so hopefully not ALL bad!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Keyare
11-27-2004, 07:26 AM
OMG! 'The good paper' that's hilarious!
'Use whatever colors you want' cuz they all come out in black & white DOH!!!

My god... I betcha can't help but laught at the goofiness as you bet your head agianst the wall!!

9 hours to fold and.....blah! But at least you get paid by the hour right!

morea
11-27-2004, 05:17 PM
I do get paid by the hour, but am not compensated for the carpal tunnel syndrome I have acquired.

I try SOOO hard not to laugh in front of them, but when I go out with my friends (many of whom are designers and printers) it's always entertaining to tell these stories over a few beers. Some people are so clueless it hurts!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.