Caption Contest Round 5!! Ding Ding

[Kink]

Congratulations to
Cowgirl Expressions with:
"Did she say "Fine Artists" or "I farted" ???
Good one Cowgirl!! http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/hop.gif

You'll are in for a treat this time! http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/yeah.gif


Once again...
RULES

1) Only captions may be submitted. If you're going to say "LOL" then submit a caption with your LOL. This is officially the only post which will not have a caption.

2) The winner will be declared byMagnus, Kink will post the pictures. And no,Kink does NOT post photoshopped material. (sorry, no prizes)


3) There will be nomore captionsof the pictures after another has been posted.

Let Round5 Begin....


WHAT IS BOOBY ISLAND????????

I missed out... :(

[Kink]

Ok, Ok, I'll start.





#1. Get off me. I'll do it myself .


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WHAT IS BOOBY ISLAND????????

I missed out... :(

[morea]

'<Sigh> Looks like we're going to have to repaint the ceiling.'

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Wonder Woman]

'Mind your head, I can't see the TV.'

Searching for creative juices

[Silence04]

'is it in yet?'

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[morea]

Oh wow, in this light you look a lot like your sister!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Debz]

I was married with three children. Had a house, a car, a dog named spanky. I had a 6 figure income. Life was great. Then I messed up... I said something's i shouldn't. In my book you will find out why Im now 46 years old, living with my mother and her 23 year old boyfriend. I have a fish named sparkle, and my most common thing to say at work is, 'would you like fries with that!?'

Pick up 'Things not to say during sex', by Richard Head, at a barnes and noble near you..

America.. ***** Yeaaaahh!!

[Drorain]

Girls must like these new self serve stations

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

[morea]

'Are you finished? I still have to do the laundry!'

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Neuro]

"Who are you again?"
"Next!"
"Don't forget to sign my guestbook!"




'Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.' - Dennis Miller

Post Edited (Cats Eye Creations) : 12/8/2004 3:22:39 PM GMT

[morea]

Don't worry, you won't feel a thing!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[morea]

Oh, by the way, your mother called earlier!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Kink]

'On second thought, lets turn OFF the lights'

'My friends were right, you are good'

WHAT IS BOOBY ISLAND????????

I missed out... :(

[Neuro]

'I like sheep, can you baa like one?'

'Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.' - Dennis Miller

[morea]

Yup, just like riding a bicycle!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[morea]

I voted for George Bush, did you?

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[DivineDesign]

'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH' *bow bow* (ferris bueler music...)

[I]"BAN!"

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[Magnus]

Damn you DD, that just put that song in my head....

How about 'I haven't bathed in 5 days.'

'I'm so glad my herpes aren't flaring up!'

'How do you like your protein...creamed by chance?'

'Is that your face, or does your bum have teeth?'

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus

[morea]

You really ought to have that mole examined.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Neuro]

"It is true...like mother, like daughter!"

"How much, again?"




'Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.' - Dennis Miller

[morea]

'Oh, I think my wife is home...'

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Neuro]

'Yes! - I win the bet!'

'Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.' - Dennis Miller

[morea]

'I'm finding it a lot easier to get laid now that I've lowered my standards!'

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[Drorain]

She went to the market to buy the newest product. . .Mushroom Stamps

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

[Neuro]

'That's it?!'

'Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.' - Dennis Miller

[morea]

'You can't do *anything* right!'

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[morea]

Oh great, feels like that rash is flaring up again!

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.

[moonsplash]

'Hey Baby, wanna wrestle?'

~Amy

Another home run!

Does it taste like chicken?

And he said you were really tight, what a moron right?

I thought you were easy till today, now I know it.

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[coconut]

Did you fart?


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[coconut]

Ah, all I have is a check.


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[coconut]

Are you on the pill?


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[coconut]

Your kidding right? You didn't really......uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, OK


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[coconut]

My last boyfriend use to pant like a dog.


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[YellowDart]

'While you're down there, sweetheart, would you mind pulling that gerbil out of my ass??? I think he's dead... and starting to smell... but you probably noticed that already...'

-=[Go ahead... Give the dog a Yell0wDart]=-
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[MD]

Don't Worry........I'm Post-Op

[snypa]

yeah, i love you too mom

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

Hows it feel to be used?

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

Don't tell me you want to hear an I love you, pfffffff.

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

OMG you are a midget!!!

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

How about a some ruff sex?

*follows with a jab his right eye*

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

I thought good things came to those who waite?

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

Dam you don't look that fat with clothes on.

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[Drorain]

Beware of the Shmegma... (look it up, might be spelt wrong, REALLY SICK)

Early Lessons from Puppetry of the weiner. . .First make go from midget to giant

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

[Drorain]

Beware of the Purple Veined Custard Chucker!

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

[Drorain]

Thats one pancaked-up unicorn.

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

[snypa]

you did say the first one was free, right?

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[C.E.]

DAMNIT!!! I TOLD you to stop using MY DEODORANT!!!

[C.E.]

Yessss... Anything is possible at Zombocom... You can do anything at Zombocom... The unnatainable is unknown at Zombocom...

You remind me of a girl that I once knew...

Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[D-Frag]

I think im stuck

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[snypa]

ow!!! sh!t... when you said half-off i thought you were talking about the price!

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[snypa]

ok... just becasue a couple of mine refer to paying for sex it doesn't mean i do it!!!

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[snypa]

oh, sorry. forgot we weren't supposed to talk in this thread

http://badassbuddy.bolt.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-add.gif

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

Post Edited (snypa) : 12/8/2004 9:52:30 PM GMT

[Big Perm-dizzle]

'I'll be in and out in a second and you won't even know i'm there'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'i have diarrhea'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'say hello to my little friend'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'ever had a golden shower?'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'whats that smell?'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'anndddd i'm done...are you?'

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[D-Frag]

*oooooops.....I just swallowed the keys to the handcuffs*

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[plantationfarmer]

...i used to be a man...

eh?

[Wonder Woman]

'Do you mind if my Mum watches?'

Searching for creative juices

[Wonder Woman]

'and to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend.'

Searching for creative juices

[plantationfarmer]

do you mind if my son watches?

eh?

[Wonder Woman]

'Did I remember to take my pill?'

Searching for creative juices

[Magnus]

'Wait...where did the condom go?'

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus

[Drawing a Blank]

"That's your butt, I thought it was two pillows"


Must be a great religion you have if it is threatened by a bumpersticker

[Drawing a Blank]

"Can you put that bag back over your head?"


Must be a great religion you have if it is threatened by a bumpersticker

[snypa]

got any amyl nitrates left? i left mine at home!

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[Big Perm-dizzle]

'look mom no hands'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'feels like a warm jar of mayo'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'don't worry its normal'

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

'ever seen a webbed foot?'

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[Magnus]

'pa-rumpa-pa-pum!.....all on your bum!'

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus

[DeleteYourself]

* If only you were still alive, sweetheart.
* This isn't how my sister does it.
* I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize she was only 16.
* We should meet up when we're both on parole.

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[Kink]

Way-to-be in the season Magnus!!

'um... am I going to have to get my vibrator for you? Cuz your's isn't working'

WHAT IS BOOBY ISLAND????????

I missed out... :(

[Jeff92]

'So wait a sec, your my cousins, daughters, inlaw? So what the hell does that make us?'

or

'So I was surfing this one website, GDF, and I read a lot of good post concerning this very situation, let me tell you a few.....'

[Magnus]

Well, that's it for this one folks. The winner will be posted in tommorow's Friday Post by our very own KOOL!

Thanks for playing....check next week for another caption contest starting wednesday!

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus