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Kink
02-02-2005, 06:40 PM
Ok, Ok, everyone... calm down. IT's timethat time of the week that you people postsome really funny captions http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/yeah.gif

One Rule... Captions must be included somewhere in your posts!!

Lets do it people. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/thumbsup.gif

morea
02-02-2005, 06:48 PM
Yet another reason not to offer alcohol at company functions.

Power to the Old Schoolers! and btw, if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 07:11 PM
'This is how I won my first wife.'

Wonder Woman
02-02-2005, 07:11 PM
Patrick Shannon's new attempt to 'stand out from the crowd' in his job hunting efforts.



*sorry patrick if that offends, but it just popped into my head after reading your job hunting post*

Searching for creative juices

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 07:12 PM
Hahaha ... has anyone seriously known anyone to go to such an extent for a job hunt? other than performance art students.

Drawing a Blank
02-02-2005, 08:05 PM
Not wanting to hire a designer JoeBud devises his own advertising campaign and the results are just as you would suspect.


blah blah blah blah blah blah

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 08:18 PM
'Vote For Me, As Your Next President!'

Kink
02-02-2005, 08:21 PM
'Wanna build a sand-castle with me, Baaabyyy?'




http://img106.exs.cx/img106/6982/knk3yr.jpg

1984
02-02-2005, 08:23 PM
Dad?

Ordinary Life is Pretty Complex Stuff

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 08:23 PM
Now Kink ... you telling me that if he said that to you all alone on a beach, that you wouldn't be scared to death?

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 08:25 PM
'Today children, we're going to learn about the algebra'.

Drawing a Blank
02-02-2005, 08:31 PM
Mom? **makes better sense if you read the poat by 1984**


blah blah blah blah blah blah

Ulysses
02-02-2005, 08:33 PM
Cat? **makes better sense if you read the post by Drawing a Blank, and some other posts that features morea's cats** lol

morea
02-02-2005, 08:47 PM
w00t! you guys are too funny.

'Introducing the new 'Manager of Etiquette' who will patrol the forum to seek out and eliminate Trolls.'

Power to the Old Schoolers! and btw, if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

Neuro
02-02-2005, 08:50 PM
Damn it! First the bikini pictures and now this one gets out. I really have to hide my camera better from Morea!!







"Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller


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D-Frag
02-02-2005, 09:18 PM
This time Shaq tries a different approach to Shazaaaam

http://img15.exs.cx/img15/7863/nufrag2nk6zq.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

Thanks to vend3r (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/profile.aspx?f=35&m=97279&p=4762) for the sig

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/9269/xtroll7ae.jpg http://img167.exs.cx/img167/9269/xtroll7ae.jpg

Drorain
02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
Prepared for the company bearded clam bake, Richard hunts for the keys to his car

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

Wonder Woman
02-02-2005, 09:21 PM
And so, Allen decided to make the first GDF conference fancy dress themed. However, some (not mentioning any names) took showing their enthusiasm for being creative a bit too far.

Searching for creative juices

Tyger
02-02-2005, 09:39 PM
ad for 'stripper's are us....we supply the toys'

'its a bird, its a plane, it's......sand castle man!!!'

http://www.geocities.com/angelvex/tygsig.jpg

Post Edited (_Tyger_) : 2/2/2005 4:45:56 PM GMT

Drorain
02-02-2005, 09:49 PM
this person fantasizes about being on a deserted island and recieving daily dick beatings from tom hanks

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

Wonder Woman
02-02-2005, 09:52 PM
This person thinks he's been invited to Boobie Island..............

Searching for creative juices

Neuro
02-02-2005, 09:56 PM
Dude, I really think it's time you did some laundry!

"Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller


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MD
02-02-2005, 10:02 PM
Testimony in the Michael Jackson trial today revealed ______________________________

So many ideas to fill in the blank but they all seem to creepy/wrong to post /emoticons/oops.gif

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs on this forum. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Drawing a Blank
02-02-2005, 10:27 PM
Believing a sand dance will help the war effort President Bush assembles his outfit.

blah blah blah blah blah blah

Drawing a Blank
02-02-2005, 10:30 PM
and once I get an erection I will be the greatest super hero ever "Peek-a-boo"


blah blah blah blah blah blah

TBdesign
02-03-2005, 12:12 AM
'Would you like to touch my monkey?'
Pet him love him

... Have no fear of perfection - You will never reach it ...

Jimeda Fork
02-03-2005, 02:27 AM
'I'm gonna take the plunge and learn Flash. I've got the software but has anyone got any tips or know of good on-line tuturiols or books ect??'



www.graphicdesignforum.com/default.aspx?f=41&m=103978 (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/default.aspx?f=41&m=103978)

You don't know what you don't know.

DivineDesign
02-03-2005, 02:31 AM
once again, Big Joe had too much fun taunting the children at the beach

"BAN!"

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

Youare gonnalisten to me..and you are gonna LIKE IT!!!!!!

wango
02-03-2005, 03:27 AM
'Saddam's seized weapon of mass destruction. Now available for birthdays, weddings, barmitzvah's & excuses for war. Call toll free: 1-800-WMD-PARTY!'

- I used up all my sick days...so from now on - im just going to call in dead.

wango
02-03-2005, 03:39 AM
'Results from the pilot episode of 'Queer eye for the sand-castle & beer guy'.'

-Check your local listings

- I used up all my sick days...so from now on - im just going to call in dead.

Magnus
02-03-2005, 03:53 AM
LMFAO at Jimeda Fork! Nice one...heheheh!

'Meeting together after months of online messaging, Swank60 and Joebud rented a room, and made passionate love to each other's bums. Unfortunately, Joebud's condom broke, and 9 months later Swank60 gave birth to an abomination.'

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/TlantMagnus/Trollkills.jpg

wango
02-03-2005, 03:59 AM
LOL Magnus! It's only funny cause it's true! /emoticons/tongue.gif

'...what Lexus was relentlessly pursuing.'

- I used up all my sick days...so from now on - im just going to call in dead.

Jimeda Fork
02-03-2005, 04:42 AM
Thanks Magnus - I was hoping someone would get that.

You don't know what you don't know.

Ulysses
02-03-2005, 05:15 AM
Wonder Woman said...
This person thinks he's been invited to Boobie Island..............
Hahaha ... well, if he succeeds, I will have to refrain from physical mesures to remove him. Anybody up for such a scary feat?

morea
02-03-2005, 10:00 PM
I've got a bat.

if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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MD
02-04-2005, 12:53 AM
I thought it was a nude beach! Luckily there were some nice people building a sand castle......I wonder if they want these buckets back........

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs on this forum. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Ulysses
02-04-2005, 06:48 PM
Okay Kink .. who won? I know I'm disqualified for multiple entires, so that'll make your decision all that bit easier.

red raw
02-04-2005, 06:51 PM
'Come on Britney, you've tried just about everything else for publicity!'

'I try to ensure my modesty covers up my obvious genius'

Kink
02-04-2005, 06:54 PM
Ulysses said...
Okay Kink .. who won? I know I'm disqualified for multiple entires, so that'll make your decision all that bit easier.You havn't been disqualified, you are allowed as many "CAPTIONS" as you'd like!
http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/thumbsup.gif




http://img106.exs.cx/img106/6982/knk3yr.jpg

Ulysses
02-04-2005, 06:57 PM
Women ... never make up their minds. (I did notice your opening statement said 'One rule' and not 'One Post') lol