Alien

[Keyare]

Wow. 5000 members.Friday night. And I'm the ONLY one on the board.


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[morea]

You're very unique, Key.

if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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[D-Zine]

Only missed me online by about an hour! LOL!

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[morea]

It's that whole time zone thing... do aliens sleep?

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[D-Zine]

We would have to officially ask Keyare on this but I am thinking they only sleep maybe 2 hours in total per night (if that even).

But then again...maybe their nights are much shorter, or much longer than ours?!!?
I don't think they require the amount of sleep that us humans do.

In fact...is it possible they are like the Borg in the way of their sleeping patterns - as in they don't sleep, they only need to regenerate for a little while and then they are good as new?!

Humm...must as Key to explain further huh?!!

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[morea]

yup, guess we'll just have to wait and see...

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[Keyare]

Now that's a long story.

You see, there are different coloured aliens. I'm a mixed blood. I'm mostly green but I have some white and grey in me PLUS a little human (umm... results of a little unauthorized 'experiment' involving cherries, bananas, whipped cream and...)

Grey aliens are the ones you usually see. They are, more or less, the original species. They need 8 hours of sleep and have tough skin. They are the oldest of us. The elite. They are the first to survey new planets as they can handle almost any atmosphere or lighting environments, and they eat a lot.

White aliens are a product of pollution, scientific advancement and competition. White aliens have very very thin skin, but can harness the energy from interior lighting, cloudy skies and they only need to sleep a few hours and they can usually do this standing, wherever they may be. They eat very little. Pure whites are the smartest of us but they're kind of wierd and cerebral.

Green aliens on the other hand are mostly used for labour and excursion. They can harness energy from the sun and need little sleep if there is a lot of daylight. If not, they need to sleep a full 8 hours. They eat everything except hot food (VERY sensitive tase buds & VERY dexterous tongues). They're perfectly suited to planets like yours where there is (relatively) little pollution and lots of daylight.

Personally I think Greens are more friendly and realistic. Not stuck up like the Greys or whacky like the Whites (I think sleeping standing up does something to their brains)

I'm a little mixed up. If I get a lot of sunlight, I don't need to sleep much at all, but, it's winter here in Canada and the light is quite filtered so I eat a lot of chicken and sometimes nap on the job.

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[D-Zine]

Wow thanks for all of the informative information on your species Key!
That will help us better understand!

That must have been a crazy experiement that you came out of (the cherries, banannas, whipped cream etc.)! http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif

A mostly green alien that eats alot of chicken! Imagine that! Do you cluck too? Yes..I said CLUCK!!

lmao!




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[morea]

I, too, am intrigued by this explanation... I think that you should be the subject of further scientific study...

do you concur, Dr. D-Zine?

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[D-Zine]

I do indeed morea.
I think we must fly to the little green directors place of habitation and conduct studies of our own!!

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[morea]

I've got the cherries! /emoticons/tongue.gif

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[Keyare]

Sounds like a WIN-WIN experiment to me. I get to study you two at the same time!

I have this thing I want to try... you know... involving my VERY sensitive taste buds and VERY dexterous toungue... outdoors so I can keep going and going and going...

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[morea]

Cheers to photosynthesis! /emoticons/cheers.gif

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[D-Zine]

I'm with Morea!

I'll call her and we'll book the flight!

Have to check out that dexterous tongue! You know..for experimental value and all ;oP

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[morea]

it's all in the name of science. /emoticons/biggrin.gif

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[D-Zine]

I'll drink to that...http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/cheers.gif

God I LURVEE science!

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[morea]

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if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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[morea]

you know, Key, I've heard that it's not easy being green.

if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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[D-Zine]

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But again...our scientific research when we come to see you will help us figure that one out!

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[morea]

I'm making a list <eg>

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[D-Zine]

PM it to me..we have to check it twice!!!

lmao

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