Why would you want this tag line...

[Neuro]

I thought I should share this imprint we are doing for envs.


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[morea]

it's... uh.... 'memorable' /emoticons/biggrin.gif

if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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[Wonder Woman]

Because it made me laugh! And I'll probably remember that one in the future!

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[defjoe]

ahahahahahahahahah

cause that is great.. if i had a crap squirter I would get their diapers

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[Wonder Woman]

defjoe said...


crap squirter



LMFAO!! That's a great phrase!!!

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[Magnus]

HAHAHAHAHAH....you know...we need more slogan's like that!

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[Patrick Shannon]

One time I had a man from a cleaning service come by wanting me to design a flyer for his business, but he was a 'YCMMTYWIW' (You Can't Make Me Tell You What I Want'). I finally said that he was going to have to draw up some rough mock if I was to understand what he wanted. So the next day, he basically comes back with a sheet of paper with his tagline drawn across the center, NOTHING else. (Yeah, great mock up, Chet.) But what was funny about the whole thing was that the tagline was....

'We do your neighbors.'

I couldn't for the life of me, come up with something that 'didn't' sound dirty for the longest time, since he was insistant on that line. 'We service your neighbors?' Uh, nope.

Think I finally settled with 'We do work for your neighbors.' Then I don't think he came back to pick up and pay for the printed-off flyers for the longest time.

Patrick Shannon

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[Neuro]

Now they have a logo coming!! Do I dare ask what that is going to look like? LOL

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[Magnus]

BWAAAHAHAHAH!!!

I find anything poo related to be funny!

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[Neuro]

I was thinking Mr. Hanky in a diaper would be great!!

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[defjoe]

i'm with you on that Magnus. My wife says i laugh at anything that has to do with poo or farts.

even that word, poo, is funny.

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[Mickey]

My wife says the same thing...

My tipical responce to whats for dinner...

Poop Sandwichs!

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[D-Frag]

LMAO@ pat, thats classic!! hehe, we do your neighbors!!

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[Tyger]

yes indeed, classic

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[morea]

funny signs:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'

On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'

Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.'

At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

In a Nonsmoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 'Can we pick your nose?'

if you can't say something nice, shut the hell up.

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[Patrick Shannon]

Hehe Morea, I don't know why, but all of those phrases just reminded me of the $1 theatre (now $2 >_<) that was near my childhood home. Every now and then, some vandels would climb the theatre's lit-up and HIGHLY VISABLE advertising board really late at night and rearrange the letters spelling out the movie titles into weird things. I can't remember everything letter by letter as they would use and mix letters from all the titles to make new phrases, but.....

Ninja Turtles became 'Numnut Turds'

Born on the Fourth of July became 'Boned on the (can't remember the rest)'

There were many more, you get the drift. What made it especially hilarious is that this movie sign was totally visible from the highway, not to mention my apartment (I could throw a stone and hit the theatre). That theatre along with the sign is still very much there, but kids don't know how to prank anymore. Hell, I'm half tempted now to climb it and do it for old time's sake.

Patrick Shannon

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[Ryan8720]

Farting horses never tire, so a farting man is the one to hire.

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[paulrandfan]

There is a business out of St. Louis that repairs foundation and basement cracks...

their tag: 'A dry crack is a happy crack'

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[D-Zine]

I passed a gas station the other day and the sign said real big 'RAPID LUBE'

I found that to be pretty funny but then again I can make something dirty outta just about anything.

lol

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[uncle carbunkle]

Ryan8720 said...
Farting horses never tire, so a farting man is the one to hire.

i've got that on my resume.







(haha! i edited your post! i'm such a spaz! *poot* oops, pardon.)

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paulrandfan, i know which one you're talking about .... hahahaha

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[Wiley]

Well, it doesn't take a noobie long to find the flavor of this group! I'm still laughing at 'Crap Squirter'. That's classic

'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' - Picasso

[wango]

David Hasselhoff, lol - now there's a name frequently associated with crap! ...Ohhh /emoticons/ohmy.gif, did I say that out-loud? Sorry Wiley, I mean - nice avatar /emoticons/thumbsup.gif.

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