Lazy Fall Friday!!

[Kool]

Way too lazy to come up with a proper intro this week so I am just typing random words that sound particularly woody, words like Gone, and Sausage, and Seemly, and Prodding, and Vacuum, and Caribou, But not Antelope!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://koolsplace.com/images/eatdrink042.gif



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don't do it for the money, do it for the bacon

Don't worry though. He's "Canadian mad." It's like when a kitten attacks your ankles. with a feather.

They just follow you into the W.C. and grab a pube you left on the seat. :p

WC = Water Closet. An ancient term for bathroom popular when Gar was a lad

The only kind of moustache I can grow that doesn't look utterly silly is the sort of narrow, square toothbrush type once sported by Englishmen and Germans. It has unfortunate associations with one German fellow in particular that keeps me from trying to pull it off.

Maybe I'll grow my beard out again this winter. I always get people saying it looks good on me, which I'm not sure how to take. "Hey, you look good with that thing that covers half your face."

You saw that video on youtube where I held a pipe in front of your avatar, told your avatar "cici ne pas une pipe" then turn my back on your avatar and later play leap frog with your avatar before cutting your avatar out of a screen shot and replacing it with mine didn't you? yeah... uhh... sorry about that... :o

Hope things work out for you

^ I once dated her. Cyan Chanel. And even though it didn't work out, I gotta say she was kinda cool.

Then a little later I found out she was part of a set of triplets! I met both her sisters. Magenta and 'Y' months later at a New Year's party. I can't remember too much beyond something called 'overlays' in the extra bedroom... but man, it was hot!

That is, until 'mom', stumbled in (far right).

Okay, maybe she was a little grey but man.... could she define... um, shall we just say, the 'details'.

Keming that's HILARIOUS. Stupid n00bs. Not like TA n00bs, the bad kind.



dog's like bacon more than clocks

So far, shooing Maggie just teaches her she can't do that when we're looking, lol. Ninja pit bull mode, activated. Click, click, click, crunch, crunch...



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Extra large doses of pancakes is good not only to vent frustration and put a smile on your face ... but it also helps to take the damned duvet cover off.

...BTW you ever feel like one of those peons in Warcraft three...
I feel like some arrow points at me to summon me...
I Say "MMoooreee Work?"
then after that I finish it... "Work Complete"
Then I'm summoned again, Somebody help me

Hmmm..."Seen yer member?"

BR, would that be for older guys who can't see over a possible gut - thus not being able to see their "member?"

Enquiring minds want to know...

- J.


'round here they call that a dickdo. y'know...when your belly sticks out further than your dick do....

[bulgariacalling]

Prodding


Now that there is an awesome word! Thanks for the quotage kool, excellent as usual.

Have a great weekend y'all :)

[kemingMatters]

LMAO at "Canadian Mad", it's funny because it's true, which I'm mad about so I'm going to go write a letter.

[Typically]

thanks for the quotes Kool!!

these weeks seem like they have been getting longer and longer, can't wait till my busy season is done!

the weekend is looking good weather wise so i'm planning on cleaning up the yard one last time and getting the smoker going tomorrow. other than that i'll be maxin' and relaxin', have a great weekend everyone!

[Bladez]

Can you add my name to that letter too please, Kem? Thank you very much.

Kool, that's got to be one of the best intros yet, but I gotta know...what do you have against antelopes?

Thanks for the laughs on this cold snowy morning.

Weekend = Movie tonight, nieces B-day dinner with family tomorrow, nothingness on sunday because, sadly, paintball season is now officially over. The field closed on monday, and won't open again until April :( What the hell am I going to do with my sundays now, if I have no one to shoot?!?!

Have a great (and hopefully warm) weekend everyone!

[Virgo Nightingale]

I heart Fridays. Thanks for the smiles Kool. :)

Tonight will be filled with sushi and genealogy. Going to my mom's to go through some of the stuff I found out about our family on ancestry.com. She'd started a family tree, but I found a few more great step-aunts and great step-uncles, plus evidence that my great great grandfather was indeed born in Spain. No clues as to the identity of who fathered my grandmother however. I think it's one of those family secrets that died when my great-grandmother passed in the 70s. Makes me wonder if my grandmother was the result of a rape. It's a hard concept to wrap my head around, especially since it would mean I'd be the indirect result of a violent act. Do you condemn the act when you would never have existed without its occurrence? *shudder*

Other than that usual Saturday restaurant and Sunday do-nothings. Life is... well, it is what it is.

Have a good weekend everyone!

[Lith]

Supposed to snow this weekend. Looks like we're going straight from summer to winter. Anyway, Happy weekend everybody!!

[Nobert]

...paintball season is now officially over. The field closed on monday, and won't open again until April :( What the hell am I going to do with my sundays now, if I have no one to shoot?!?!



All the outdoor pets in Bladez's neighborhood mysteriously start coming home looking like Jackson Pollock paintings.

Thank you, Kool, and a merry, merry weekend to all.

[Typically]

...... and Caribou, But not Antelope!!]

cantelope?

[Bladez]

All the outdoor pets in Bladez's neighborhood mysteriously start coming home looking like Jackson Pollock paintings.

Well...the new barrel I got is a lot more accurate than my old one...maybe I can just play 'sniper' off my top balcony! Mwahahaha!!!

Small children and pets....watch out!

[Kool]

Kool, that's got to be one of the best intros yet, but I gotta know...what do you have against antelopes?



Dreadful, tinny sounding word.

[Bladez]

Thanks for clearing that up :D LMAO

[kemingMatters]

Bladez: consider your name added, do you have any mildly ill-willed yet still polite words you would like to add? :D

[KitchWitch]

Great quotes, thanks. Sorry I was late, I'll submit earlier next week.

Not sure on my weekend, guess it depends on the husband and what he's got planned. I kinda feel like baking (yesterday I remembered why I used to bake so much in the winter - oven makes house warmer), but who knows. Probably going to make some flavored vodka for holiday gifts.

Hope everyone has a relaxing weekend. :)

[Typically]

what flavors kitch? i know i'd be happy to get that as a gift :D

[KitchWitch]

Not sure. I'm thinking a lemon lime to add to OJ, maybe pear or plum. I'm also seeing recipes for celery, tomato flavored, peppered, gingered. Could get weird.

[BJMRamage]

thanks for the Friday thread Kool.

I have plans this weekend. Wish I didn't have plans for this Saturday but I do, early too. And after that a little house cleaning that REALLY needs it.

Then Sunday, who knows church and grocery shopping, then the Big Game on NBC. recording TAR though.

[Brie]

Great quotes, Kool. Happy friday everyone!! My son has a piano recital and then we have my "workplace picnic" tommorrow. I'm doing nothing on sunday!

[Obsidian86]

To bad its not next Friday. Skyrim

[Red Kittie Kat]

Great quotes Kool ... love that intro. Your Antelope aversion reminds me of my dislike for interloper .... that word always annoyed me :D

Have a great weekend gang! Nothing exciting here planned ... My weekend starts Sunday so to speak with work schedules ;)

[KitchWitch]

Great quotes Kool ... love that intro. Your Antelope aversion reminds me of my dislike for interloper .... that word always annoyed me

In college a friend and I had a list of words we found unpleasant to speak out loud or that annoyed us. I still have the list somewhere. Lactate was on it.

Need to find that list.

[garricks]

My coworker Em hates "moist."

"Delish" makes me twitch. FINISH THE DAMN WORD, FOODIE.

[Typically]

michael douglas makes me moist

[Bladez]

I absolutely HATE it when people say "Whatev," "Redonk" or "Redonkulous"
THOSE AREN'T EVEN WORDS!!

[KitchWitch]

what flavors kitch? i know i'd be happy to get that as a gift :D

I've been looking at some ideas and I think I'm definitely going to try a lemon/lime/cucumber flavor. Something to just sip over ice.

Maybe a mango/honeydew, or strawberry/plum.

Taste-testing will be fun.

[Virgo Nightingale]

I absolutely HATE it when people say "Whatev," "Redonk" or "Redonkulous"
THOSE AREN'T EVEN WORDS!!

I say 'ginormous' all the time. Do you hate me? :(

Actually I do say 'ridonkulous' every so often too.

Funny, the Safari spellcheck considers 'ginormous' to be a legitimate word. :D

[Bladez]

No....that word doesn't bother me. You're safe :)

In fact...I think that word even got added to the O.E.D. so technically, it is a real word now.

The reason I hate those other words is:

Whatev - How F'ing lazy are you that you can't even finish the damn word?! it's an "er" sound...it doesn't take much to say it!!

Redonk/Redonkulous - This just sounds stupid!! It really makes you sound like a complete moron. If you are one, then by all means...keep saying it, just so to let people know how dumb you really are. If you don't fit into that category, then say it proper!

[Virgo Nightingale]

lol... I see you replied before I edited and added 'ridonkulous'.

That's ridonkulous. :D

[BJMRamage]

oh I missed those flavored Vodkas...sounds great, Always wanted to try to make them.

and saw a "recipe" for making your own Vanilla Extract too. vodka and vanilla beans basically. seriously simple.

[KitchWitch]

Ginormous is a perfectly fine word.

I can't get into the 'totes' language. Totes = totally, and so on. It's like spoken short hand, I can't translate fast enough.

[kemingMatters]

I absolutely HATE it when people say "Whatev," "Redonk" or "Redonkulous"
THOSE AREN'T EVEN WORDS!!

Z's replacing S's... there are few instances that this doesn't bug me (informal screen names and EZ-wrap type things), but there's a few Tattoo shops in my area with words like "skinz" that have done this and I immediately think that spelling is not their strong suit and probably don't want to get a tattoo from them because of it. Does the Z make it cooler because it's all jagged and aloof? I don't get it.

oh and Squat... it just sounds dirty

[Bladez]

lol... I see you replied before I edited and added 'ridonkulous'.

That's ridonkulous. :D

then you're not going to like what else I added before I saw you make the change LOL

Z's replacing S's... there are few instances that this doesn't bug me (informal screen names and EZ-wrap type things), but there's a few Tattoo shops in my area with words like "skinz" that have done this and I immediately think that spelling is not their strong suit and probably don't want to get a tattoo from them because of it. Does the Z make it cooler because it's all jagged and aloof? I don't get it.

oh and Squat... it just sounds dirty

Glad to know it's ok in my informal name...only other time I do it is on the word "hugz" if it's being posted as an action (i.e. Oh no, Kem! That sux that you got frostbite on your penis and it fell off! *hugz*) (Notice the "X" in sucks)

Online short hand is one thing....every where else, no way!

But I agree...if it's part of a company name...use an 'S'

Same goes for places that use X's when they shouldn't. Like in "Graphix"
that bugs me too!

[kemingMatters]

then you're not going to like what else I added before I saw you make the change LOL



Glad to know it's ok in my informal name...only other time I do it is on the word "hugz" if it's being posted as an action (i.e. Oh no, Kem! That sux that you got frostbite on your penis and it fell off! *hugz*) (Notice the "X" in sucks)

Online short hand is one thing....every where else, no way!

But I agree...if it's part of a company name...use an 'S'

Same goes for places that use X's when they shouldn't. Like in "Graphix"
that bugs me too!

LOL @ frostbite, wanna bring'er back tuh room temp witcher purdy mouth?

and ew I forgot about misusing x's, the letters not the people

[BJMRamage]

sometimes I use the "word" Pix and Chix...pictures and chickens respectively. (we used that CHIX at a deli/sandwich shop years back)

I know my wife's old boss hated the term "Nips" she yell, "just say nipples!" –we are all still friends. I know my wife hated a term but cannot think of that word now.

"izzle" is one I roll my eyes at.

[Bladez]

and ew I forgot about misusing x's, the letters not the people

this made me LOL

[kemingMatters]

BJMR - you chix for chicken reminded me of "nugz" for chicken nuggets

[Red Kittie Kat]

My coworker Em hates "moist."

"Delish" makes me twitch. FINISH THE DAMN WORD, FOODIE.


lmao Kitch ... I can't wait to hear that list :D

... and Badger man you never told me ... I use Delish all the time :D

[MikeHun]

I will not miss having a Craptaculer! chest cold all week. Moving forward and going to drink! "TGIF" Everyone!

[BJMRamage]

BJMR - you chix for chicken reminded me of "nugz" for chicken nuggets

I thought that was gansta' nuts.

"gonna put my nugz in ya mouth"

[kemingMatters]

I thought that was gansta' nuts.

"gonna put my nugz in ya mouth"

puts a whole new spin on your order at mcdonald's LOL

[Nobert]

I also hate "Whatev" and for the same reason. Also that "w" shape that the same people make with their hands.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Mike ... glad you feel better ;)

[Bladez]

another word I despise, but only when actually said, is "woot"

Online...sure fine, it doesn't bother me. But when I'm talking to a person and they actually SAY "woot" I snap at them! Just ask Audi....she's been guilty of saying it a couple of times and I've given her shit for it LOL

I think that stems from dating a girl would say it all the time!! really got on my nerves! (she'd also pronounce Lobster as "Looob-sta." Couldn't stand it!)

[Red Kittie Kat]

I also hate "Whatev" and for the same reason. Also that "w" shape that the same people make with their hands.


how about the finger signs W E M L (3 fingers up then to the side to form the E then down to form the M then the L sign)

What Ever Major Loser.

I could come unglued when I see that.

[Yossarian]

Mrs. Yoss hates the word "panties."

[Typically]

so you dated someone from boston eh bladez?

i say woot on the reg

[Bladez]

so you dated someone from boston eh bladez?

If she were from boston, it'd be fine...because then she'd be saying it with a boston accent, and have an excuse.

But no...she was originally from Ontario before moving to Alberta a couple years before I met her....No accent at all....she just liked to say Lobster like that...I always wanted to punch her in the throat for it!

[KitchWitch]

oh I missed those flavored Vodkas...sounds great, Always wanted to try to make them.

and saw a "recipe" for making your own Vanilla Extract too. vodka and vanilla beans basically. seriously simple.

It sounds amazingly easy. Chop up fruit, put in jar. Pour vodka over fruit, add tight fitting lid, put in fridge. Bolder flavors like citrus will only take a few days. Subtler flavors like apple or watermelon may take a week. Some herbs could take two weeks. Taste test until they taste right, then strain into another container. Poof-da!

[BJMRamage]

any sauce I can dip my nugz in?

[Red Kittie Kat]

Mrs. Yoss hates the word "panties."

lmaooo I thought I was the only one! They are underpants dammit! :D

[KitchWitch]

how about the finger signs W E M L (3 fingers up then to the side to form the E then down to form the M then the L sign)

What Ever Major Loser.

I could come unglued when I see that.

Hearing about this for the first time. I probably won't do the hand gestures, but the words shall be spoken.

[Typically]

i'm gonna dip my nugzzzzzz in it!

[KitchWitch]

any sauce I can dip my nugz in?

I did a batch of rosemary honey last weekend. It would be an excellent nugz dip.

[MikeHun]

how about the finger signs W E M L (3 fingers up then to the side to form the E then down to form the M then the L sign)

What Ever Major Loser.

I could come unglued when I see that.

I did a short blast of charades to visualize that RKK:D

[BJMRamage]

lmaooo I thought I was the only one! They are underpants dammit! :D

Panties sound delicate and somewhat "nasty" in the sexy way.
Underpants sound like a pad lock, no going in.
Underwear sounds like a generic term
Undergarmets is like underpants but for those born much earlier.

just my thoughts on it.

[Nobert]

I think that stems from dating a girl would say it all the time!! really got on my nerves! (she'd also pronounce Lobster as "Looob-sta." Couldn't stand it!)

Heh, my Dad (God love him) sometimes like to pretend he's a Mainer by saying "watah" for "water." Which comes off really odd for a guy with a flat, rhodic, midwestern accent. Whenever he does this within earshot of me or my brother, we both twitch a little bit.

He also had me convinced through childhood that the proper pronunciation of his own home state was "Muh-zuhr-uh." I was in my teens before I heard other native Missourians say it the way most of us do: "Mi-zur-ee."

I remember author Doris Lessing once saying that women never use the term "panties."

[kemingMatters]

funny nugz talk aside, I think I may attempt to make beef wellington tomorrow, anyone got any tips?

[Red Kittie Kat]

Panties sound delicate and somewhat "nasty" in the sexy way.
Underpants sound like a pad lock, no going in.
Underwear sounds like a generic term
Undergarmets is like underpants but for those born much earlier.

just my thoughts on it.


I'm old ... I'm before "panties" became cool ... I grew up calling them underwear and underpants. ;)

I did a short blast of charades to visualize that RKK:D


... and now I'm doing a visualization of your improv :D

[Nobert]

funny nugz talk aside, I think I may attempt to make beef wellington tomorrow, anyone got any tips?

Hmm, food vs. panties...on this forum I'd say the ball could drop either way. It's a close call.

Then again, on this forum, the conversaton is just as like to drift into the area of edible underwear.

[MikeHun]

"Kem" Are you considering BBQ'ing the steaks before hand? Finely slice the meat before you put into the pastry, marination of the meat is a good idea also. Are you creating the pastry dough also?

[MikeHun]

"Gatchies" ............ Anyone!?

[KitchWitch]

I'm old ... I'm before "panties" became cool ... I grew up calling them underwear and underpants. ;)

I grew up calling them panties, but now I tend to call them 'unnerpants.' Sometimes 'drawers.' I'm married, what do I care.

[MikeHun]

"Gotchies"...... Make that "Gotchies"......

[kemingMatters]

"Kem" Are you considering BBQ'ing the steaks before hand? Finely slice the meat before you put into the pastry, marination of the meat is a good idea also. Are you creating the pastry dough also?

I was actually thinking of searing a whole loin in butter, then coating it with a sweet chutney and then wrapping it in pastry. Not sure if I'll make my own pastry or not, I'm thinking a philo would do the trick, but it's one I've never attempted before

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Kitch ... and Mike ya lost me on that one ... don't know what a Gatchie is :D

[Nobert]

I've always had a fondness for "milady's unmentionables."

[kemingMatters]

lmao Kitch ... and Mike ya lost me on that one ... don't know what a Gatchie is :D

Gitch or gitchers, the combination of topics in this thread is a little... lets say unsavoury more so because I'm thinking about food.

[Yossarian]

....and speaking of age and panty-adjacent topics.

Thongs vs flip-flops.

I still have to catch myself and say flip-flops because apparently anyone under the age of 25 (well maybe 35 is more accurate seeing as I grew up in a rural area and we were behind the times) will roll their eyes at you if you say "thongs." :D I still feel stupid saying flip-flops.

[Red Kittie Kat]

oh my Kermie :D

[Nobert]

C'mon Kem, get your mind into the gutter.

[Typically]

under-roos!

[kemingMatters]

....and speaking of age and panty-adjacent topics.

Thongs vs flip-flops.

I still have to catch myself and say flip-flops because apparently anyone under the age of 25 (well maybe 35 is more accurate seeing as I grew up in a rural area and we were behind the times) will roll their eyes at you if you say "thongs." :D I still feel stupid saying flip-flops.

I remember calling them that, either way, I don't know how people can deal with walking in something that flosses their toes...

[Red Kittie Kat]

Yoss I am a flip-flopper ..... thongs .... well that brings us back to the whole panty thing ..... I associate Thongs with a stripe of material narrower than my finger that is supposed to be classified as underwear.

Call them sexy call them what you will .... they are just an annoyance. I spend all day trying to keep that region free of an underwear intrusion ..... I'm not about to stick something in there deliberately!

:D

[KitchWitch]

....and speaking of age and panty-adjacent topics.

Thongs vs flip-flops.

I still have to catch myself and say flip-flops because apparently anyone under the age of 25 (well maybe 35 is more accurate seeing as I grew up in a rural area and we were behind the times) will roll their eyes at you if you say "thongs." :D I still feel stupid saying flip-flops.

Yep, I grew up calling the shoes thongs. Which could explain my semi-aversion to the panty version.

When we moved from California to Missouri, I had to switch freeway for highway, market for store and clip for barrette. Words are hard.

[Bladez]

"Gotchies"...... Make that "Gotchies"......

or Ginch.

[Typically]

or gootch

[MikeHun]

Gitch! Gatch! Gooch! Anyway you want it! That's the way you need it anywayy you waaant it thats the.......

[MikeHun]

The Gootches that stole Christmass

[Red Kittie Kat]

or gootch


Not to be confused with The Gooch :D


http://aviary.me/srCio1

[MikeHun]

Ya! thats him! That's the The Gootches that stole my Christmass

[BJMRamage]

flip-flops are cheap...sandals are the nicer variety of anything shoe-thong like or whatnot.

from what I have been told, thongs (the under-roo variety) that might be considered G-string are best as they are so thin they do not bother but the thicker thong that is 1-2 fingers wide can be an annoyance as it tends to feel like under-roos jamming up in a congested area. again, been told, i have not tried to know.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ya! thats him! That's the The Gootches that stole my Christmass



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[Red Kittie Kat]

flip-flops are cheap...sandals are the nicer variety of anything shoe-thong like or whatnot.

from what I have been told, thongs (the under-roo variety) that might be considered G-string are best as they are so thin they do not bother but the thicker thong that is 1-2 fingers wide can be an annoyance as it tends to feel like under-roos jamming up in a congested area. again, been told, i have not tried to know.


You "crack" me up :D

[Bladez]

you just had to squeeze that pun in there didn't you, Kittie....

[Red Kittie Kat]

In brief .....Uh huh :D

[MikeHun]

Squeeze that bum in the briefs?

[Red Kittie Kat]

I'd wear bloomers if I could get away with it :D

I'm all about the comfort ... especially in that area :D

[Typically]

cause i'm freeeeeee
free ballin!

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao :D

[Tea]

Happy Friday!

Listen...I haven't read the thread yet, except the Kool Quotes, but I'm here and drink in hand. Yahooooooooooo!

[Tea]

Just realized last post in this thread was made nearly 3 hours ago.

I might be alone at the party. :0

[KitchWitch]

I'd wear bloomers if I could get away with it :D

I'm all about the comfort ... especially in that area :D

I tried wearing boxer briefs for sleeping to increase my comfort. Stupid things gave me worse wedgies that my unners.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I'm here with ya Tea ... no drink though .... I do have some Grand Mariner that might find it's way into some coffee tonight though :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

I tried wearing boxer briefs for sleeping to increase my comfort. Stupid things gave me worse wedgies that my unners.

lmaooo ... I have a pair of sweatpants that do that. I got them because they were really loose. I thought they would be great for sleeping. Well when I woke up they were embedded so deep, I needed a crowbar to get them off :D

[garricks]

This thread is killing me I'm laughing so hard.

He also had me convinced through childhood that the proper pronunciation of his own home state was "Muh-zuhr-uh." I was in my teens before I heard other native Missourians say it the way most of us do: "Mi-zur-ee."

Nobert, both are used here in my state (although I dare you to try to pronounce "Muh-zuhr-uh-ans"). It's generally pronounced "ee" in urban areas and "uh" in rural areas, leading the "ee"s to assume the "uh"s are simply less educated. It's really funny to listen to politicians speechify and count the number of times they use each. They don't want to alienate anyone. :D

[The Artist]

I'm 3 days late but still here :D

Sorry ladies and gents, was away up north all weekend. So nice to get away!

Awesome quotes as always Kool-man.

[garricks]

Welcome back, TA. :)

[The Artist]

Thanks G :D Looks like I need to "Moustache Up"!

[KitchWitch]

lmaooo ... I have a pair of sweatpants that do that. I got them because they were really loose. I thought they would be great for sleeping. Well when I woke up they were embedded so deep, I needed a crowbar to get them off :D

Yup, yup, yup. I now wear Perry Ellis men's flannel PJ bottoms from Macy's. I'm cheap, so I wait for a huge sale and buy a few pair for $9 each. No wedgies and super soft and comfortable.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I'll have to remember that Kitch :D

and welcome back TA darlin xx