It's gone too far...

[Magnus]

Today, I had to scan in a GOD DAMN ****ING JACKET PIN, TO USE AS A LOGO!!!

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???








...





And thus, I sing this song to myself:


In this dirty old part of the city where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now, my girl, you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true,
You'll be dead before your time is due, (I know)


Watch my daddy in bed and dying
Watch his hair been turning grey
He's been working and slaving his life away, (Oh yes I know)


He's been working so hard
I've been working too baby, (every night and day)



(Chorus)
We've gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing we ever do
We've gotta get out of this place
Girl there's a better life for me and you


Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due, (I know it)


Watch my daddy in bed and dying
Watch his hair been turning grey
He's been working and slaving his life away (I know)


He's been working so hard
I've been working too baby,



(Chorus)


Somewhere baby
Somehow I know it baby



(Chorus)


Believe me baby
I know it baby
You know it too

I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at.

- Magnus

[morea]

damn, Magnus. I hoped you were kidding! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/blink.gif

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[MD]

Yesterday I had to scan a patch for the Police Department to use as a logo for a business card - I dropped it down to b/w and it turned out o.k. (the small size helped) We will see how much of the type clogs up on the press......

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs on this forum. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

[Kool]

I hear ya man, I'm prettymuch ready to bail on the whole industry. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

[Tyger]

He...he.....sheesh some people,

you know today our crack marketing coordinator scanned an image that was already scanned previously. So it was a Scan of a scan. The printers called me and literally asked WTF is this? we both laughed.

http://img237.exs.cx/img237/6410/sig1sy.jpg

[Ulysses]

Bless you, Magnus. Perhaps you need to use ze's punctuation technique when you send them their invoice.

[uncle carbunkle]

omg. and you're not laughing your head off?

i would be.

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[Patrick Shannon]

Customers can certainly be creative. They've brought me all kinds of strange and weird stuff to scan in for logo use. I'm waiting for the day a customer comes in with his/her logo tattooed on their head and I have to scan that.

Patrick Shannon

'Dear valued customer, go home and die. Signed, your friendly graphic artist.'

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[Craig B]

Sad.

By the way, can you scan this logo I made out of dried macaroni that I glued onto this paper plate?

[Magnus]

The next time it happens, I'm going to take a crap in a ziplock bag, and put it in a stationery box. When they open it up and ask me what the hell is this shit? I'll tell them that's what they gave me in the first place, so that's what they end up with.

I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at.

- Magnus

[defjoe]

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