Great movie quotes

[Kool]

I've been noticing a lot of movie lines showing up in posts lately and we haven't done one of these threads for a while so I thought I would start a new one. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif

Here's one of my favorites: Sorry about the language but it's just not the same without it LOL

I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! --Clark Griswold

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

[D-Frag]

^^^ /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif thats a good one Kool!!

Okay, here are a couple of quotes I like.

'I feel like a Koala just crapped a rainbow in my brain' ~ Sealab 2021 (Adult Swim)

'You look like a bunch of retards trying to have sex with a dooknob' ~ Dodgeball

i probably screwed these up, but oh well, still funny when i think about em....

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[PrintDriver]

Mine are a little more obtuse. Probably had to be there. LOL!

Could be worse...Could be raining. <flash rumble>
--Igor

What an interesting smell you've discovered.
--Han Solo

You skin griz, Pilgrim?...
You skin that un, I'll go get another.
and
Didn't put enough dirt down. Saw it right off.
--Bear Claw Chris Lapp

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[Eraser Nubbin]

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
--Dr. Peter Venkman

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

[Kool]

PrintDriver said...
Mine are a little more obtuse. Probably had to be there. LOL!

Could be worse...Could be raining. <flash rumble>
--Igor

What an interesting smell you've discovered.
--Han Solo

You skin griz, Pilgrim?...
You skin that un, I'll go get another.
and
Didn't put enough dirt down. Saw it right off.
--Bear Claw Chris Lapp

Young Frankestien
Star Wars
Jeramiah Johnson
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Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

[MD]

Female customer: It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.



T.S.: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S.: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!



Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy.

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

Post Edited (MD) : 3/21/2005 7:00:29 PM GMT

[morea]

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER: I got better.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</font>

[Bear]

You're like this big f***ing bear man, with big teeth and big f***ing claws...and she's just this little bunny....

i'm a nasty skank.....

but i do a mean foxtrot

[Bear]

saint:: you've got good taste in clothes, good taste in food.........good taste in women
<kiss>
grant:: mmmmmm...i like your flavour


(oh cary, he doooes make me chuckle)

i'm a nasty skank.....

but i do a mean foxtrot

[WR]

Thismade me crack out. The tone made it even better.


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[Russian girl]

Meet The Fockers /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/biggrin.gif
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
Is this a little Focker?-NO! He has no connection to Greg whatsoever!
Roz Focker: Yeah, and now it's up to 50 Fockers.
Jack Byrnes: 50 Fockers. What could be better?

Bad guys fall down!

[D-Zine]

Kool - OMG I was talking about that movie all day today for some reason!!

One of my fave movie lines is in my sig.. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[WR]

Another one:

'Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was.' - What!? (White Goodman again.)

Meet the Fockers, oh god what about when the kid starts crapping out with 'ash-hoooole' every 2 seconds.


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[Drorain]

Oh movie quotes...I could do em all day....In fact I do...with my friends, a hobby. I know whole movies...It really is pathetic.

one of my favorites is in my sig.

But I also like anchorman.

Ron: Baxter....He kicked Baxter...
Phone: Where are you?
Ron: I'm in a glass case of Emotion......Emotionnnnn!

'I'm sittin flicking chickens, I'm looking thru the pickins and suddenly these goyas break down my wall. I didnt even know them, and they grab me by the scrotum...and they started playing ping-pong with my balls.' ~ History of the world

'Its good to be the king'

'Losers always whine about their best...winners go home and pancake the prom queen' Sean Connery ~ The Rock

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[Ulysses]

'I'll be back!'

Not really (what a crap line that is) ... 'My ... what big hills you have ... may I play with them?'

[Bear]

'you're talking to my guy all wrong... it's the wrong tone....you do it again, i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron' (christopher walken)

i'm a nasty skank.....

but i do a mean foxtrot

[Magnus]

YAY!!!! I love these threads!!!

From Commando (Arny squaring off against Bill Duke in a motel room'

Duke: I'm a green berret *******!

Arny: I eat green berret's for breakfast, and I'm very hungry!

Duke; fires off a few rounds at Arny with a revolver, finally gets a bead on him. '**** you, *******!'

<gun clicks...out of ammo>

Arny: **** YOU *******!

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[Patrick Shannon]

'Are you drinking one percent (milk) cause you think you're fat?'

'All the gangs kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bow-staff.'

'Pedro offers you his protection.'

'Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST......LIKE......THIS!!!!!'

'Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks!'

'In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this mother*****er down. COME ON POOKIE, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER*****ER DOWN!'

Patrick Shannon

'Dear valued customer, go home and die. Signed, your friendly graphic artist.'

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Political incorrectness reinvented.

[Magnus]

From Kurt Russel as Sergeant Todd in "soldier" after the other engineered soldiers laid waste to the settlement and killed virtually everyone:


The hot chick: "Tell us what to do, we'll listen! We can help you fight them!"


Todd: "No sir."


Hot Chick: "Why not?"


Todd: "Because soldiers deserve soldiers sir."


Hot Chick: "What are you going to do?"


Todd (stands up): "I'm going to kill them all sir."


"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[Magnus]

From "The Punisher" with Thomas Jane:


"I leave this as a declaration of intent so no one will be confused. One: sic vis pacem para bellum. The boot-camp sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. Sic vis pacem para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war."


and


"in certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy it is necessary to act outside the law - to pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment."


weeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is fun!


"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[Magnus]

From Fight Club:

'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything drops to zero.'

'You have to know, not fear, know that someday you are going to die, and until you know that and you embrace that you are useless.'

'Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see us squandering it. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly waking up to that fact, people. And we're very, very pissed off.'

'And now comes a question of courtesy, do I give you the ass or the crotch.'

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[LeftBrain Artist]

Doug McKenzie said...
The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!

[LeftBrain Artist]

All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAVE the Romans ever done for US?

Brought peace!

[LeftBrain Artist]

I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and poo. And Jack just left town.

[Ulysses]

Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you ... we got tactical missiles, rifles, nukes, knives, sharp sticks ...

[BOSCOW]

'Every time I kiss you i am gonna taste 36 other dicks'
'Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot'
Clerks

'Hey Quagmire whatcha doing?'
'Going to Work.'
'Huh, Quagmire and his get rich quick skeems.'
Family Guy

'I'm not a pancakeing Hick'
SLC Punk

'No Lois I am not drunk, I am exhausted because I have been up all night drinking.'

[Eraser Nubbin]

Good call leftBrain, I hear by add pretty much anything that Bruce Campbell has said on film to this thread. He almost deserves a movie thread of his own.

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

[red raw]

Huh huh, so You girls ever been penetrated?
Quagmire in a Lesbian Bar - Family Guy

'Hey, that's not porn, it's the statue of Liberty!... Guys we're gonna drink 'till she's HOT!'
Family Guy


Can't beat Family guy for Quotes!

The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[Drorain]

'Yes...yes you must spank us all...Then oral sex'

'I remember when ground hog day used to mean something...You'd take the hog, and you'd eat it...your hypocrites...all of you!'

'Smells like burnt diapers wrapped in carrots....'
'Smells like Bigfoots Dick!'

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[red raw]

Monty Python - Holy Grail is the first one...

No idea on the others

The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[Drawing a Blank]

"I'll take these huggies and uh...any cash you got in the drawer"


"Oh Benson; you are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence"


"Halleluhla it's a miracle. The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind"


"Fools you have no perception the stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high. We must crush him completely so like John before him this Jesus must die"


"PP:How can younot speakwhen I hold your life in my hands. How can you stay quiet I don't believe you understand JC: You have nothing in your hands. Any power you have comes to you from far beyond. Everything is fixed and you can't change it."


blah blah blah blah blah blah

[morea]

Jesus Christ Superstar? Awesome musical. Excellent soundtrack.

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[Drawing a Blank]

For reasons I can't comprehend I really like the original soundtrack from the broadway musical. Still have the vinyl if you can believe it. I was actually listening to a tape of it this morning during my commute.


blah blah blah blah blah blah

[morea]

The soundtrack is incredible! I've performed 'Everything's All Right' and 'I Don't Know How to Love Him' at voice recitals. My dad does excellent renditions of 'Pilate's Dream' and 'Gethsemane'.

I grew up in a very musical family!

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[paulrandfan]

Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Doc Holliday: 'You're a daisey if you do.'


Melvin: 'Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy somepleace else.. we're all stocked up here.'


Damn the man, save the empire!

'To Design is much more than simply to assemble, to order, or even to edit; it is to add value and meaning, to illuminate, to simplify, to clarify, to modify, to dignify, to dramatize, to persuade, and perhaps even to amuse.' --Paul Rand

[Drorain]

'His name is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.'

'I had coffee with McCully a half an hour ago!'

'...Because she has a GREAT ASS...and you got your head....alll the way up it!'

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[Magnus]

And let's not forget Clint Eastwood in 'Unforgiven':

You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.
...

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.
...

I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
...

Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[JB]

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"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[Kool]

Speaking of great Clint Eastwood quotes:

'There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig'
Blondie - The Good The Bad & The Ugly

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

[LeftBrain Artist]

I tried to stay away because its sooo easy, but;

. . . I could stay a BIT longer . . .

. . . good idea o Lord! - 'COURSE ITS A GOOD IDEA!

. . . you're too late, we've already got one

. . . he's got a mean streak in him a mile wide

. . . Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh, one more

Prof. Gumby: MY BRAIN HURTS!
Doctor: It'll have to come out.

[Magnus]

Hey, what about the Princess bride?

'Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father. Prepare to die.'

'Inconceivable!'

Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!

Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[uncle carbunkle]

it's not a tumor.

::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::

[red raw]

JB said...
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'So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.'

LOL JB, the fast show?

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The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[red raw]

'I fart in your general direction, your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries!'

The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[Kool]

red raw said...


LOL JB, the fast show?

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Heh heh, that would be CaddyShack. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

[Neballer]

magnus said...
(Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!

Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept)Prince Humperdinck:

I give you full marks for bravery, but don't make yourself a fool.

Westley:

Ah, but how will you capture us. We know the secerts of the fire-swamp. We lived there quite happily for some time, so anytime you feel like dying.

[woodwardo]

'Well it sure beats the hell out of the old pizza in a cup'

-- eff.

[BOSCOW]

^hahaha thats great^


So what do you do?
I am a cosmotologist
Wow it must be hard getting used to that weightlessness

'No Lois I am not drunk, I am exhausted because I have been up all night drinking.'

[red raw]

Kool said...
red raw said...


LOL JB, the fast show?

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Heh heh, that would be CaddyShack. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif

Heh, heh...

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Although If any of you have watched the 'Fast Show' you will know what i'm on about, the material is VERY similar... (they probably ripped it off of caddyshack)

The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[Drawing a Blank]

Princess Bride is classic Inigo:"He is still gaining on us, I do not think he is using the same wind we are using" or Westley:"Life is pain hieness anyone who trys to tell you otherwise is selling somthing"


From another great movie "Frah-jhi-lay, must be Italian" or "You'll shoot your eye out kid" and "My father wove a tapestry of obsenity that still hangs over lake Michigan"


or one of my favorites, Caddyshack "Look at this hat, this is the worst hat I've ever seen. What do you get a free bowl of soup when you buy this hat?...Looks good on you though"


How could we forget Ghostbusters "Back off pal, I'm a scientist" or "He slimed me" and "With your qualifications you could have a top notch job in the food service or retail industry"


"We are the Jets we're the Jets all the way from our first CancerStick to our last dying day"


"Why waist your breath moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the shouting. If every toungue were still the noise would still continue, the rocks and stones themselves would start to singggggg"





blah blah blah blah blah blah

[red raw]

'Say Hello to my Little Friend' - Scarface

'Your appearance now is what we call residual self image. It is the mental projection of your digital self.' -Morpheus -

^ The first time I heard this I was very geekily excited because It connected with me immediatly. It makes so much sense and it's something that i've thought about for years... Is what I see just what my brain wants me to see... like the colour that I see is 'red' might not look the same for the next guy...his version of 'red' might be more like my version of green... The beauty part is how can we tell?

The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

[C.E.]

Bear said...
'you're talking to my guy all wrong... it's the wrong tone....you do it again, i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron' (christopher walken)

OMG I loved that one... LMAO

[C.E.]

I think anything in either Ghostbusters 1 or 2 could work. For instance:

GB2 said...
God'damn yuppie spawn. or
GB2 said...
.....but I can't be too sure about that Peter....

(I say those both quite frequently throughout the week LOL)

[Drorain]

What is that...What the pancake is that?
A jelly donut...
A JELLY DOOOONUTTTT?!?!!

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[MD]

From Memento

Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard Shelby: ...dying.
--------------------------------------------
Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast.
--------------------------------------------
So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it.

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[Magnus]

Drorain, that was stellar! I totaly forgot about Full Metal Jacket. That entire script is a great quote.


Joker - "I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister, what'll you take in trade?"


Cowboy - "Whaddya got?"


Gny Sgt. Hartmen as Pvt. Pile is trying to climb the obstacle (This one rocks)
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."


"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"


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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk.
[grabs private Cowboy]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little ****, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a ****ing worm, I bet it was you.
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a ****ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!

___________________

I mean, how can you top that?

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[Magnus]

LMFAO!!!!

'Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people ****.'

Shit this has me in tears!

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[Magnus]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do I make you nervous?
Private Cowboy: Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 'Sir' what? Were you about to call me an *******?

"Sometimes I do what I want...most of the time, I do what I have to." (Cicero, from "Gladiator")

"There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." (Morpheus, from"The Matrix")


"It's not cheating if you win...do what you have to do, but don't sacrifice your own honour in the process." (Taken from my iaido instructor, and modified by me)

"I am serving my time in hell on earth...at the job I am currently employed at." (Magnus, about his job)

[MD]

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Great Movie!

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would pancake a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[Drawing a Blank]

"Are you crying....your crying. There's no crying in baseball" and from the same movie "Has anyone ever told you that you look like a weinerin a hat"


blah blah blah blah blah blah

[pythagoras181]

heh..my favourite line is one from Forrest Gump:


Bubba: "w what happened?..."


Forrest Gump: "You got shot"


Bubba looks in bewilderment before croaking


if it ain't broke, FIX IT ANYWAY

[uncle carbunkle]

drawing a blank: that's that chick baseball movie with madonna and rosie o'donnel and tom hanks. what was that called?

red raw: '... like the colour that I see is 'red' might not look the same for the next guy...his version of 'red' might be more like my version of green... The beauty part is how can we tell?'

that argument works a treat on stoners, lemme tell ya. :)

::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::

[Drorain]

You want answers? You want answers?

I want the truth!

You cant handle the truth!

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[MD]

Unc - A league of their own
Jon Stewart was just making fun of Mark Mcguire the other night with that quote
There is no crying in baseball senate hearings......

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[Drorain]

Hitchhiker: Step into my office!
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: Cause you're pancakeing fired!

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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

[EC]

Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Yeah. Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

[morea]

Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

Master Tang: No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!

[danedawg99]

Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
––––––––
Holden: Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
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Fan: I love these guys! You know what? they're like Bill and Ted meet... Cheech and Chong!
Holden McNeil: Yeah... I kinda like to think of them as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet Vladamir and Estragon.
Fan: Yes!
[pause]
Fan: Who?
––––––––
Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!

[rockem]

should I put the fish in my pants?

Final summerization....nothing

Herion Bob never did a drug in his life

I renounce my beleif in the Holy Spirit

Sexual Chocolate

[jlknauff]

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

[Jason Fraker]

The Breakfast Club:
Bender: Screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place.
Vernon: Watch yourself, Bender, or the next screw that falls out is gonna be you.

Rushmore:
Max: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
guy: Actually, they're O.R. Scrubs.
Max: Oh ARE they?

The Unforgiven:
Kid: I never killed anybody before.
Ned: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today

Sherrif: You just shot an unarmed man
Ned: Well, he shouldda armed himself

JFK:
Garrison: Have you ever been a contract agent for the CIA?"
Shaw: "And if I was, Mr. Garrison, do you think I would be here today talking to someone like you?
Garrison: I guess people like you don't have to. People like you just walk between the rain drops.
Shaw: Regardless of what you may think of me, Mr. Garrison, I am a patriot first and foremost.
Garrison: You're the first man I've ever met who considers it an act of patriotism to murder his own president!

Wonderboys:
Grady: You shot Dr. Gaskill's dog!
James: Do you have a mirror? It's the best way to tell if someone's still breathing.
Grady: The dog is dead, James. I know a dead dog when I see one.

The Royal Tenenbaums:
Eli: You're in love with Richie...which is sick and gross
and
Royal: I'm sorry about your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
and
[Royal motions to Pagoda]
Royal: He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.
Ari: Who stabbed you?
[Royal motions to Pagoda again]
Royal: He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.

The Princess Bride:
Inigo: Let me 'splain. No, is too much. Let me sum up...

The Usual Suspects:
Verbal/Keiser: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world that he doesn't exist.

Kill Bill vol. 2:
Bride: What are you doing here?
Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride: Why are you here?
Bill: Last look.
The Bride: Are you going to be nice?
Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
and
Bill: An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

LA Confidential:
Dudley Smith: I wouldn't trade places with Edmond Exley right now for all the whiskey in Ireland.

[reuber1]

40 Year Old Virgin:
Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah?

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman ****in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: You think "A woman ****in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman ****ing a horse.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!

Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

[TheBluePanda]

Napoleon Dynamite:

"Tina, come get some ham!"

[paulrandfan]

Good quotes from Love Actually:

[on sheets of poster board]
Mark: [on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy]
Mark: Merry Christmas
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Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
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Press Conference Reporter: Mr. President, has it been a good visit?
The President: Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for and our special relationship is still very special.
Press Conference Reporter: Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.
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Sam: Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
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[to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher]
Prime Minister: Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

[John G]

Army of Darkness:
--Give me some sugar baby.
--Yea, but you got real ugly.
--This is my BOOMstick.
--You've got two things, Jack and Sh!7 and Jack just left town.

They Live:
--I came here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Just a good quote:
Off the field [Babe] Ruth was just as dynamic.
He smoked, he drank, he caroused with the ladies and he woke up every
day to do it all again. I'd like to see [Barry] Bonds strike out the side, smash
a dinger, then go home and drain a keg, demolish a side of beef and
entertain 20 women.
-Joel Reichenberger K-State Collegian

[morea]

ooh, Army of Darkness. That's a classic!

[Neballer]

"You people killed Jesus, and you voted for Hubert Humphrey"

~Fear & Loathing

[MyST]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


That one always manages to crack me up!:D


Mario

[EC]

Napoleon Dynamite:

"Tina, come get some ham!"

ROFLMAO!!

[EC]

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... "

--Ron Burgundy

[broken mold design]

Mike: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we f*****. How about that? Would that be money?

Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?

Gary: Mom, I never toss off to anything!
Mom: [crying] You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary: But I was, I was!

Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0750852/): I feel like an a******. This had better work.
Garry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001309/): This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0750852/), Ian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): Bigger ****.
Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0750852/): Go! Go! Go!
Garry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001309/): Give em the knee shooters.

Rob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000131/): I can see now I never really committed to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.

Bruce Springsteen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0819803/): You call, you ask them how they are and see if they've forgiven you.
Rob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000131/): Yeah, and then I feel good. And they feel good.
Bruce Springsteen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0819803/): They'd feel good, maybe. But you feel better.
Rob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000131/): I'd feel clean and calm.
Bruce Springsteen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0819803/): That's what you're looking for, you know, get ready to start again. It'd be good for you.
Rob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000131/): Great, even.
Bruce Springsteen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0819803/): Give that big final good luck and goodbye to your all time top-five and just move on down the road.
Rob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000131/): Good luck, Goodbye. Thanks, Boss.

Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?

[Neballer]

I Love High Fidelity:

Rob: WHAT ****ING IAN GUY!
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Bary: If you ripped this, it vintage. I would sock your nose!

[C.E.]

This thread is still going, eh? Okay, a few of my more recent favs:

"I've got a Stage Five Clinger"
"MAAA!!! The MEATLOAF!!!!"
"Kindly leave. KINDLY leave!"
"But that wife of his, Eleanore... big dyke! A real rug muncher. Big lesbian mule."
"You! You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

[Jason Fraker]

see if anyone can place this one:
"It's dangerous to confuse children with angels."