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Ulysses
03-21-2005, 10:24 AM
Okay ... Caption contest has disappeared after a disappointing finale, and I thought with all the bandwidth issue, that we need something text based. So ... I present to the forum ... This Week's Story.
It is very simple. Just add a sentence to the previous post ... a bit like drawing by numbers, but with sentences and posts. So the ONE rule is: one sentence only per single posting (it can be anything from poetry to a movie script, and you can post multiple times). To start with, we'll keep it simple:
From far far away ... in another galaxy ... came a pair of underpants.
Keyare
03-21-2005, 10:33 AM
..and on their long voyage through time and space toward our unsuspecting little blue Earth, they became endowed with special powers. The powers to...
...ok on the form of....
i'm a nasty skank.....
but i do a mean foxtrot
Ulysses
03-21-2005, 12:17 PM
... not interupting the flow of the start of this story (let us ponder the image of an ordinary pair of underpants flying through the vast journey, that is space) ... let us proceed in announcing the fabulous powers of these underpants, that have the power to ...
morea
03-21-2005, 05:23 PM
glow in the dark, and to...
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D-Zine
03-21-2005, 05:35 PM
take you anywhere you would like to go at any....
'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh
Drorain
03-21-2005, 05:54 PM
From the top of the mountains of mars, to the closet of the hibernating bear.
http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg
"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."
~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross
morea
03-21-2005, 06:46 PM
The Space Undies found the beauty of the swirling blue planet irrestible, and began their descent through the Earth's atmosphere, protected by their
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</font>
Tyger
03-21-2005, 06:53 PM
companions.....the g-strings. So together they ventured only to find....
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Drorain
03-21-2005, 07:03 PM
Driving along route 128...a young boy and his companion see a quick racing streak fly across the sky...wonderously the wonder...
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"OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."
~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross
morea
03-21-2005, 08:36 PM
'whatever could it be?' they asked one another.
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</font>
D-Zine
03-21-2005, 08:37 PM
Hey it looks like...no, no it can't be! But yes..it looks like a....
'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh
uncle carbunkle
03-21-2005, 08:41 PM
clarinet.
::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::
As underpants and g-string fly closer and closer to the blue planet, they encounter...
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morea
03-21-2005, 09:01 PM
a flock of geese... who are more than slightly disturbed at the sight.
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</font>
Keyare
03-21-2005, 09:37 PM
And brushing by the geese, the powers of the underpants become clear. The geese are instantly transported to a grain silo somewhere in the midwest. The geese are more than happy and fill themselves with so much grain that they cannot fly away from Mr. Jim John, grain farmer extraordinaire. Mr. Jim John packs an enormous double-barreled, five guage shotgun. Perfect for eliminating grain thieving geese, rodents, door-to-door bible salesmen and ex-wives.
Drawing a Blank
03-21-2005, 09:43 PM
Yet the gun is no match for Jethro the wonder Gopher who happens to be close by. In a flash he transforms from normal everyday gopher into the prarie's leading super hero and leaps to the resque of the helpless geese. Alas his quick wits and mighty strength..
blah blah blah blah blah blah
morea
03-21-2005, 09:47 PM
could not withstand the power of radioactive space underwear...
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Keyare
03-21-2005, 10:00 PM
and he is instantaneously transported to a cage in a small boy's room where the love of his life has been captive for far too long. Months havegone by since he's seen his lady gopher girlfriend. They are so happy to see each other that they do not even talk, they leap into each other's fuzzy little arms and get it on. That's when the little boy enters the room....
morea
03-21-2005, 10:12 PM
and wonders why his pet gopher is making stange squeaking noises. But his attention is immediately drawn to a strange, shiny pair of underwear lying on his floor beside his bed.
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</font>
uncle carbunkle
03-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Whilst playing the clarinet, the gopher felt...
::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::
Keyare
03-21-2005, 10:24 PM
...pulsating shivers run up his 2 inch spine.
Keyare
03-21-2005, 10:50 PM
The Little Boy's mother suddenly yells from the other room! 'Eric Johanimous Smith! Get dressed RIGHT NOW! You're late for school!'
The little boy eyes the underwear, then the cage, where the lady gopher is furiously playing Super Gopher's clarinet, 'I'm taking my gopher for Show and Tell!' And he grabs the cage and the underwear and....
...runs out the door so quickly, he smashes into the door frame, drops the cage AND the underware. The cage opens...
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Ulysses
03-21-2005, 10:54 PM
But unknowing to the gophers, they were being watched from the window the whole time, by ...
G-String. Hoping to capture them for their fur.
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Keyare
03-21-2005, 11:55 PM
Yes, it was the Evil Empire of the G-String. Since the dawn of time the Planet G-String has been a warm and wet planet, but they got careless and polluted their atmosphere which caused a shift in the weather, cascading into a huge ice-age! Now they hunt for fur throughout the Galaxy to keep their g-string people, and 'Murkin', their Evil Leader, warm and unshaven.
Ulysses
03-22-2005, 12:11 AM
Then from beyond the fire-lit clouds, glow-in-the-dark geese (from earlier in the story - now with the powers of the space underpants they had brushed with) were seen swooping down to the Ifel tower in Paris, lifting it up and off into the clouds (little did anybody realise, that the geese had a sinister plot installed, in which they needed the Ifel tower for).
Keyare
03-22-2005, 09:09 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
morea
03-22-2005, 09:10 PM
a farmer realized that his geese were missing.
We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass
Keyare
03-22-2005, 09:18 PM
To which his boxom wife replied,"Jim John, you dumbass, we never had any geese. You wuz jus' shootin at geese thatpopped outta nowhere like they's had special powers or sumpin! Now git back in that thar house and give me a foot massage!"
Back to the little boy:
While lying there watching the gophers being abducted by the Evil G-String people he notices the underpants lying on the floor. He grabbed them before the G-Strings could see and bolted to the...
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Neuro
03-23-2005, 05:32 AM
rescue. Grabbing the gopher and the underware began to glow. Glow so bright that it can be seen for miles. Then with a sudden twitch they disappear to...
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Ulysses
03-23-2005, 05:48 AM
the local chinese takeaway, for a quick bite to eat (travelling through space and time has a tendancy to build up a healthy appetite).
Neuro
03-23-2005, 06:18 AM
A Chinese waiter came over and asked, 'Whatz up with the glowin' shorts, man?' Before the boy had a chance to answer, he twitched again. Next thing he knew, he and the gopher were flying through space to...
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DivineDesign
03-23-2005, 06:22 AM
neverland and...
"BAN!"
Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:25 AM
... they were very frightened by the prospect.
Neuro
03-23-2005, 06:29 AM
The gopher took off the mask and the suit. He was really a chip! The boy screamed in horror! As they fly past the gate the boy caught a very, very pale man waving spasticly at them.
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Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:31 AM
The pale man was also wearing a space suit, though he also slept with his on, when indoors.
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:34 AM
He called the boy over ... but frightened for his life (though was probably more concerned that the pale man wanted to steal his mazing underpants from him), the boy refused, shouting 'help! help!', but nobody could hear him.
morea
03-23-2005, 06:34 AM
Fortunately, the space suit was bulky, and slowed pursuit...
We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:36 AM
of the boy's underpants.
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:37 AM
As much as he tried, the pale man could not grasp the boy's underpants from off of him.
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:44 AM
Indeed, at this point the underpants were bonding with the boy, and thus ...
morea
03-23-2005, 06:45 AM
used their intuition to teleport him to the place he most wanted to go...
We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass
Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:48 AM
Charlie's Chocolate Factory.
morea
03-23-2005, 06:49 AM
Complete with Oopma LoompasŪ
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Ulysses
03-23-2005, 06:52 AM
and the facility to turn anything into chocolate ... the little boy now had a cunning plan.
Neuro
03-23-2005, 07:24 AM
He ran and jumped into the lake of chocolate! He hoped that the new choc covered undies would hide what they really were. Allowing him to escape the Oopma LoompasŪ which to the boy's horrible surprised were wearing g-strings!!
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morea
03-23-2005, 07:25 AM
which were green!!! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/freaked.gif
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Neuro
03-23-2005, 07:29 AM
The boy ran down halls and halls and halls until he came to a narrow green grass hilly hallway with a man in a red suite and red hat waving at him from the far end. The boy wondered, 'Is that really Robin Williams?'
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