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red raw
03-23-2005, 03:11 PM
Bare in mind that I work alone at home, I just had a guy ring up, here's the conversation:
Me: Hello
Fool: Can you get ma Dad Please
Me: Er... Sorry mate I think you've got the wrong number
Fool: No I Ain't!
Me: Er... YES you have /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/nono.gif
Fool: I ain't
ME: You Have! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/frusty.gif
Fool: I AIN'T. I always ring this number
Me: Well you've obviously dialled it wrong! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Fool: Just get ma F**kin' Dad, stop pissin' around...
Me: Look Mate, You've rang the WRONG F**Kin NUMBER. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/violent.gif
Fool: I rang 0116 ****334
Me: No, you've rang 0116 ****331
Fool: You Sure? (WTF) /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/ibf-iamstupid.gif
Me: YESSSS!!!!!
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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What an Idiot, still it made me laugh though!
The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali
morea
03-23-2005, 03:13 PM
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persistent bugger, huh?
We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass
red raw
03-23-2005, 03:18 PM
When I said ... 'the number's wrong' and he said... 'You Sure?' ... I felt like saying- 'Well, hold on...Maybe I'm in the Wrong F**kin House'... are you sure? what a fool
The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali
sorry man, that was me /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/biggrin.gif
i love when people are so certain that they're in the right, despite the fact that all you've done is picked up a phone, they had to dial the friggin' number
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Ulysses
03-23-2005, 03:55 PM
Hahahaha ... I once got a call from a lovely old lady from the council once, and we ended up having a good chat for like 40 minutes. She was very charming and pleasant.
red raw said...
Fool: No I Ain't!
Me: Er... YES you have /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/nono.gif
Fool: I ain't
ME: You Have! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/frusty.gif
Fool: I AIN'T. I always ring this number
about this time I would have said 'all right, hold on' then set the phone down on the desk and went back to work /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
morea
03-23-2005, 06:22 PM
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or change your voice a tiny bit and say 'this is yer Da!'
We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass
3howards
03-23-2005, 06:57 PM
lol @ kool
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Tyger
03-23-2005, 07:05 PM
shoulda said....'sorry me and your dad is busy..if ya know what i mean!'
Reminds me of when i got my cell phone.....apparently some Italian women had the number before and her friends would always leaver her a message after hearing my voice message. Wouldn't they know that hey...this doesn't sound like our friend...idjits!
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uncle carbunkle
03-23-2005, 07:10 PM
i keep getting calls for whomever had my number last. he is: in arrears in his union payments, a big donator to the 'cash for life lottery', and wanted by every credit department in town, it seems. oh, and has some persistant friends who don't speak english and live in a different time zone. it can be pretty funny.
what i like to do to people when they call me is pick up the phone and immediately order a pizza.
::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::
I do that to my family all the time. I think its funny call them up (caller id blocked) and pancake around with them by using different voices, and dialects. Arabian Gas Station Owner, Stupid Southerner Selling Magazine Subscriptions, Black Guy trying to buy cocaine, escaped prisoner - It's like an episode of crank yankers. My guess is that that guy has a brother like me.
Here is a conversation that happened while I was a my parents house a couple weeks ago
Me: Thank you for calling the Smith household, how may I direct your call
Brother: Lemme talk to ma
Me: Oh I'm sorry she's not available, she died this morning on the freeway - Didn't anyone call you?
Brother: Quit screwing around and let me talk to ma.
Me: As I told you earlier Mom was killed on the freeway this morning. Apparently a suicidal cow had enough with the daily grind of grazing and having its teats pulled by a toothless, hairy man in overhauls. The cow escaped and hurled itself right into oncoming traffic - at 85 mph there was nothing left <interupted>
Brother: Screw you I'm calling her cell
-Cell Phone Rings-
Me: Thank you for calling the Smith household, how may I direct your call
I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!
Keyare
03-24-2005, 12:32 AM
lol that's awesome! Haa!