It is a GOOD FRIDAY!!

[Kool]

All you, Donating, Reviewing, Drooling over the Russian babe, Logo designing, Wondering about bleeding, Making things huge, Trapped in the jobs from hell, Screwed by someone evil & snide, Early rising, Searching for Pope shaped Doritos, Plagued by The Rasterization Fairy, Having issues with Illy, Annoyed by dialog boxes, Answering everything, Bitching, Moaning, Sick, Frightened by Alt, Graphic designers!!!

Have a great weekend and a Happy Easter!!! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cheers.gif /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cheers.gif

I never said it was gone, just on hiatus for a few weeks. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cool.gif


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A whole bunch of random Quotes

Ulysses said...
Straight Jackets ... must be a place where us creative folk can buy them? that'd scare annoying clients and staff when you run into the office, barking and foaming at the mouth. You could then ensure the place is evacuated, to give you some peace and quiet to get on with things.

Ryan8720 said...
Yeah, go work at Gamestop. Then you can stand around and hold your dick. That sounds at least 10x better than working at Target and sprinting around the store.

uncle carbunkle said...
that's okay, pythagoras181! we here at the gdf condone niceness. we frown on complete *******s. we frown on them hard and then we make them leave. i hope you understand that i only want the best for my peeps. LMAO. sorry, but i initially wrote 'poops' instead of 'peeps' by accident. hahaha. 'kay. i'm not stoned, really. no, really. i'm just 'still working' at 10:33pm.

*arse*

here is a song for you, because we are now friends and not crusty:

pythagoras181 pythagoras181 bothagoras181
boranna fanna fothagoras181
me my mothagoras181 - pythagoras181!

now let's do 'chuck'! EVERYbody!

uncle carbunkle said...
oh, ulysses - stupid people have stupid children because they're stupid. that's the cycle. if stupid people were smart enough to figure out how to have clever children, then we wouldn't have a problem, would we?

defjoe said...
oh i'll have a HUGE light sabre...

defjoe said...
the rule is you have to show your boobies to the Boobie mod..and that happen to be me so lucky you.

;)

defjoe said...
I'll have sex with all three of them..at the same time... what a visual

Magnus said...
I usually but my gas wherever I am at that particular moment. Sure it may smell funny and it could be a public place but....oh...where do you BUY your gas! Whoops!


Ulysses said...


But if you can find a good professional model photo to work from (or a lovely young lady you'd like to study), all the better.



Yeah, like that would get sure help him study. Uh-huh.

I thought this thread was about realism?


Drorain said...
Is there anyone that will beat me off of the back of the head...I need someone to knock me out...really please...please!

morea said...
you know, I think that the best one was the day when I was walking around in my giant slippers shaped like cats. That definitely turned some heads!

uncle carbunkle said...
quantity equals quantity.

oh, and if you keep talking, maybe nobody will notice that you don't know what you're talking about.

woodwardo said...
Ha I really like where this is going...
Whatever you do DON'T type in 'alt 0149' it'll automatically install a virus into your machine and erase all of your hard drives.
Ok just kidding.
here try this page;

http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/keyboard_shortcuts.html

Sound advice I recieved from my 2 1/2 year old granddaughter:

'Grandpa, don't eat the popcorn bones'

[morea]

Hooray for the Friday post! LMAO @ 'searching for pope shaped doritos'! And whatever you do, don't use the ALT key! Great post, Kool... *contented sigh* ... yes, it feels like Friday again!

happy friday, all!

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[uncle carbunkle]

goooooooooooooooooooood friiiiiidaaaaaay, viet naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

for those who aren't working: have a great long weekend! for those that are working today: let's have the best shitty friday ever! let's get MORE work done, have MORE beers when we get home, have BIGGER easter eggs this weekend...let's make this working good friday the most sacreligious of ALL the working holidays!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooo! onward christian soooooldiers, marching into woooooork!

:)

::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::

[D-Zine]

Great post Kool!!!
Those quotes make me think of old times! looks like GDF is hoppin again!!

I sure hope this friday ends up better than it started!! I got outta bed at 5:30am bc I felt like complete pooh and couldn't lay down any longer. I just got to work and hour ago and already don't wanna be here...and its pouring rain here..ick!!

Thanks for the laugh Kool - I NEEDED that this morning!! So glad to see the friday poast back in swing!!

Uncle - you kill me...lol

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Mickey]

Beers for lunch today for sure!

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[morea]

and thus begins the countdown to the weekend.

B minus 7.25 and counting
(the B is for BEER!)

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[DivineDesign]

i just wanna sleep thru monday. :( you guys have a great weekend.

"BAN!"

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[morea]

neuro said...
Great post Kool! Glad to see you are bringing it back. I know that I
missed it. I am even so addicted to it that I had Morea email it to me
so I could respond through her. Hmm...I might have a problem? Oh hell,
who cares! This place is too much fun!!

I'll be working on my resume this weekend for sure. Found out at work
today that GDF is not going to be on the elite list of allowed internet
adventures. So you know what...they can bite it! LOL! It is the last
swift kick in the ass I needed to do what I need to do.

Happy weekend to all and to all good day!!

Cheers!

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[DeleteYourself]

here's to having the day off!
(I always knew those christians were good for something.)

*totally kidding, there guys*

*no, really*

*seriously, kidding*

anyway, i woke up this morning, got my gf some guava y queso pastilitos y cafe con leche
(one of the perks of living in psuedo-Cuba), then went back to bed. Now i'm off to go replant
my orchid, and surf the net for porn. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/specool.gif

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[D-Zine]

LOL @ Delete!

i just spent an hour in a meeting for our Spanish paper. I actually gave and got some good feedback tho so atleast it went well.
Get to design a new media kit FINALLY and got my revamp designs approved for what I have so far! YAY!

Atleast there is some good in today /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[MD]

The resurrection of the Friday post........how appropriate for this Easter Weekend /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/worshippy.gif

This is going to be a good weekend - peeps, beer and a Friday Post.

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[Eraser Nubbin]

HAha resurection indded MD. I wonder if Kool's magic can also be worked on other things like sex drives and sports careers...

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

[Ulysses]

Did anyone actually find that blue banana?

[D-Zine]

what blue banana? /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/blink.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Tyger]

awright! friday post is back! happy friday everyone, and yes it is appropriate to have it back this week with easter and all.

well...like a crazed shaken junkie...i'm satisfied! thanx Kool!

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[DivineDesign]

lol...peeps....

"BAN!"

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[Ulysses]

D-Zine said...
what blue banana? /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/blink.gif

Oh D-Zine ... you missed the blue banana? Anybody else?

[D-Zine]

I missed alot this week. Damn work! Fill me in when ya can ok :)

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[morea]

maybe it's my cold medication talking, but I can't for the life of me remember a 'blue banaba' either! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[DivineDesign]

blue banana..............i have no idea....

"BAN!"

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[D-Zine]

I've heard of 'blue balls' but never 'blue banana'

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'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[D-Zine]

Well Ulysses.....??? :)

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[~Digital_E.V.O~]

It was a good friday until i got woken up to send 3 ads out...
and that's because the paper fudged up and the client gets freebies..

Let me see, everyone gets a day off... NICE!!! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/hop.gif

I go out to a party until 7 in the morning.... GREAT!!! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cheers.gif

I hung up on my job 3x before I realized it wasn't my alarm... /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif
What a rude awakening...

Happy Friday, And Happy Easter to all those who celebrate and to those who don't, you'll enjoy it anyway. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/yeah.gif

45's are on their way back in...

[MD]

My guess is that the blue banana goes between the blue balls.......

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[D-Zine]

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'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Ulysses]

Nobody found it then!?

[morea]

anxiously waiting for you to fill us in!

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[D-Zine]

Oh...sorry Ulysses...I didn't even look. I'm feeling rather lazy today...didn't sleep good and very tired!!

Pwweeesee fill us in /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Ulysses]

The idea is ... that you need to look for it. Otherwise, how else do you find a blue banana? lol

Clue:
It is hiding somewhere on the forum.

[morea]

is it in the thumbs plus banner at the top of the page? No wait... I think that is a letter 'C'... hrmm...

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[Ulysses]

Hahaha ... nope.

[morea]

um... this is on the forum... is THIS it?


We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[Ulysses]

Nope. But great find.

[morea]

is THIS it?

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[morea]

no, wait... that's a banDANA... shoot...

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[woodwardo]

Wow. I made the 'Friday Post'.
A true accomplishment - I'm so proud.
Happy Friday everyone. Here's to a super dooper weekend :)

W

-- eff.

[morea]

congrats woodwardo!

Ulysses.... eh?



We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[Ulysses]

Morea ... how have you found all these blue bananas? Again ... you've not found the hidden one.

[morea]

erm... I cheated and made them blue in photoshop. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

how about another clue?

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[Ulysses]

It is in a moderately-appropriate named thread. Well ... kind of.

[Kool]

I remember a bar in San Diego called the Black Banana, wasn't my kind of place though. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Sound advice I recieved from my 2 1/2 year old granddaughter:

'Grandpa, don't eat the popcorn bones'

[morea]

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We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[D-Zine]

LMAO @ Kool!!!

Ulysses - are you trying to say YOU have a blue banana?? You can tell us. We'll still like you! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Ulysses]

D-Zine ... if I had a blue banana, you'd probably have seen me in movies many times by now, lol.

[morea]

this reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about disarming an assailant armed with a piece of fruit. /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[D-Zine]

Ulysses - LMAO!!

I umm..I don't watch those kinda movies..ahemmm!! ;)

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[Keyare]

Happy Friday everychoon!

LOL at all the QOTW's!

[benjo]

Those quotes where great Kool. I definitely feel the GDF is coming back. We are the design resource mecca!

[morea]

and we're just SOOOO much fun! /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif

This place is the /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/cat.gif 's pajamas!

We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[D-Zine]

Morea - umm...was that KITTIES and pajamas or pu....nevermind /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[morea]

cat, dzine... C-A-T 'cat' /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/dry.gif

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We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

[D-Zine]

tee hee hee /DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif

'No more yanky my wanky! The donga need food!!' - heh

[uncle carbunkle]

anyone in toronto, come on down, get really drunk and have a dance tonight!

i'm there til' close! an evening of ska and debauchery to celebrate easter.

::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::

Post Edited (uncle carbunkle) : 3/27/2005 4:32:03 PM GMT

[MD]

Cheap Beer.....Easy Skanks......No Cover......and a night of ska..........MY FAVORITE!!!!

How long of a drive is it from Milwaukee ya think?

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

[uncle carbunkle]

leave now and don't spare the horses. we go on at 10pm (ish...we're lazy)
:)

::Don't call me Foreman, for I am your Boss::

[MD]

Mapquest says it is about 618.64 miles.
If I drive @ 100mph I still don't think I will make it on time.........can you hold the show for me?

I'm poor - but even I found some money to contribute to keep GDF alive!

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