Happy Friday!!

[Kool]

Have a great weekend!!! http://koolsplace.com/images/eatdrink042.gif

To make up for my laziness in not thinking up an intro I give you an extra large helping of quotes today :)

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I've kept my unnecessary dickishness dialed in exactly at 7.3 for years now.

I'll check to see if my calibration is out of whack. I might be more efficient in my dickishness, so I'll bring it down to 6.5 and see if that works.

All and all if it wasn't for the fact that it isn't scalable, readable, aesthetically pleasing or easily reproduced on a variety of media it isn't to bad.

I like it. Leave a piece of fish up in the drop ceiling and it stinks right away. Leave a can of haggis up there and you've got a couple year delay. Revenge served cold indeed.

How can a bacon craving zombie be a bad thing?

Well, if you're a pig...

:p

I'm just picturing either some guy looking like he blew a clown with all those sparkles on his teeth and lips OR a budget "platinum" grill for a rapper that just hasn't quite made it.

Ya know, I think the OP gets it.
Crowd source = bad.
Designers = dicks.
Why would he want to work with any of you?
Think about it.

Um... actually, I think you've stolen my design. I also entered a crowd source competition and your designlooksalotlikemineandIgottherefirsteventhough Ican'tproveitIwouldlikesomemoeneypleaseasIdidn'tac tuallygetmywinningsfromthecompetitionetcetcblahbla hwhinewhine.....

Photoshop is meant for photo manipulation, its ability for layout is equivalent to T Rex's ability to reach the shelf above its head.

The geniuses at Apple are laughing at you. They're deep into plans for Ocelot, to be released in 2014. And that's not even the special ops, who are laying the groundwork for Bast, Sabertooth, and Ceiling Cat.



What happens if someone takes a design and changes it 20%, then someone else takes that design and changes 20% back to the original?

photoshop adds a gold star and a lens flair automatically

I believe it also adds a render clouds and emboss too, since CS4.

The printer throws up?


Is pitch really all that black?

Don't tell me you're doing this is Photoshop. If I get photoshop files from you kid I'm going to drive across town and punch you in the v#gina because only p#ssies would design a brochure in photoshop.



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Happy Birthday! Just a note, that a birthday without boobies is like a peanut butter sandwich without jelly...it's just not as great without it.

I'm reminded of the old joke about Microsoft:

Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. They just declare darkness to be an industry standard.


I am wondering who all on this forum are moderators. cause i always go along thinking that someone that posts is a normal member like us, then i find out they are a moderator! it makes me kind of mad. Can someone give me a list of the current moderators?

I contest the notion that I may be a "normal member".

I don't know 'bout you guys but my member ain't normal.
Think I should get it checked?

scary thought: if the mods on here are abnormal, then I'm normal

pancake the moderators!!!

Oh wait! I'm a moderator!

[Obsidian86]

It seems the older I get, the faster the weeks fly by.
And the more I hate.. the cold, popular music, staying up late, and rain.

Have an awesome weekend.

[Virgo Nightingale]

Hahaha! Good collection Kool. :)

I'm FINALLY seeing Tesla in the city tonight. Cannot wait! :D

Rest of the weekend is glaringly normal. :(

[The Artist]

Obs, soon you'll be screaming "Gat off my lawn!" Like Garricks over there ;)

Have a great weekend la gang!

[Red Kittie Kat]

Happy Friday Gang! Lots of awesome quotes this week! I love it :D

Had an awesome night last night .. went to a little Mardi Gras party with a few friends ... shopped for shoes ... didn't buy any but have my eye on this gorgeous crystal encrusted pair from Halston. (I have a Masquerade Ball I am going to in March) ... any hooo .. been shopping for an outfit and I'll be making my Mask :D

Nothing much planned for the weekend except household stuff, laundry and making a new door sign ... that's about it for me.

Oh and sleeeeep ... lots and lots of it :D

[Lith]

Three day weekend! WOOT WOOT!!!

[hank_scorpio]

Happy Friday dudes. Thanks for the extra helping of quotes, Kool!

Bringing the kids from the Karate club to a competition on Sunday! Should be fun fun fun, punch punch punch, kick, chop, kick, kick, cry, cry, sob, win, win, win.

Have a lovely weekend everyone!

[Lith]

punch punch punch, kick, chop, kick, kick, cry, cry, sob

And then he leaves his house

[PanToshi]

punch punch punch, kick, chop, kick, kick, cry, cry, sob, win, win, win.

Sounds like my commute this morning. :D

Have a great weekend everyone!

[Lith]

Sounds like my commute this morning. :D

Man I'm glad I don't have to deal with that

[KitchWitch]

Great quotes, Kool!

Tomorrow we get our taxes done and I get to see what fresh hell that will be. But later I'll get to see my nephew - who is cutting his first tooth - and hopefully get some good photos. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

[Meffy]

For the record, I am a moderator. Not here, though. One forum's enough! :-}

[Bladez]

It's Friday....I'm pissed off....hopefully I don't wind up on murder charges to start my weekend.

Have a good one all.

Thanks for the great quotes Kool....at least something made this day a bit better.

[Audentia]

Better continue to keep my armor on based on Bladez comment above. oh dear!

I'm working, working, working and even taking work home this weekend. It's a 3-day weekend but I'm going to work on Monday from home and probably part of Sunday. Ah the fun of deadlines. :)

However I do get cake this weekend as we are celebrating my b-day with the family.
Have a good one everyone!

[Meffy]

And you, Audi! Working weekend for me too, as usual. The down side of being able to take time off when I want is long hours overall. Suits me.

[doctorfoz]

wooot!!! One full quote, and an assist for another!! Yay me!!!

Happy friday everyone, thanks Kool (as always) for the stirling work you do.

After a zillion years without work, I've finally finished a full 5-day week. I'm knackered and have just ordered a pizza to eat.

Will be spending the weekend with my folks and, if the weather holds, will be going out on the boat on Sunday.

Bladez, I feel your pain - please don't go on some kind of spree....

Byeeeeeeeeeeee!

[BJMRamage]

Tonight...nothing planned, yeah.

Tomorrow we have Cable guy in the morning, just found out about wife needing to go to hospital (bloodwork and U/S, nothing serious) at 7am, tomorrow too (45-60 minutes away). and also helping to paint/clean a house for a church member who lost her son to cancer and is moving back to Virginia.

Sunday...no idea.

Monday both wife and I have off. And making 2 Large pots of White Chicken Chili. trying to figure out if I should use Dried Beans or Canned Beans...per Pioneer Woman Recipe.
One is for Wife's Mardi Gras party at work, the other for Ash Wednesday at church.

[Ang]

Ohy this weekend could not have come quick enough...

Tonite finishing up my grandmas book (I hope), tomorrow doing nothing for a change... then sunday, probably hanging out with my step dad for his bday.

Hopefully it will be a quiet weekend!

[Beans]

Hello good peoples of GDF and happy Friday!!
Great selection of QOTW! missed a lot of them originally so thanks Monsieur Kool!
Should be a busy but fun weekend here. Going to see the Secret World of Arrietty among other things. Hope you all stay out of trouble this weekend!

[Virgo Nightingale]

So Friday has been interesting so far. Dad had an emergency appendectomy (did fine, he's in recovery) and now I'm finally getting to see a band I've waited forever to see (saw them 22 years ago and barely knew them at the time). Tesla starts in a few minutes!

[Red Kittie Kat]

Have fun Virgo .. and my best to your Dad.

Nothing says fun like emergency surgery ;)

[MikeHun]

So Friday has been interesting so far. Dad had an emergency appendectomy (did fine, he's in recovery) and now I'm finally getting to see a band I've waited forever to see (saw them 22 years ago and barely knew them at the time). Tesla starts in a few minutes!

Sorry to hear about that glad he's recovering... Coincidentally mine burst on my 19th birthday.


TGIF

[Rachel B]

love the quotes Kool, thanks
happy weekend everyone, over here I'm going to the film festival!

Virgo, hope your Dad feels better soon

[Ang]

Oh my! An appendectomy and tesla in the same day! Hope your dad does well and hope you have a blast at tesla!!

[Beans]

Feel better, daddy Virgo! Sounds like you had some fun with the show at least?

Saw Arrietty, for all you fellow Miyazaki fans (Buda I'm looking at you!) have you seen? Curious to how you like...I think it will go down in my top 3 of his films...the scenery is incredible and the story adaptation is wonderful!

Rest of the weekend good including being part of "that" table at a fundraising dinner (our maturity level was 1/10th of our tables median age...we named ourselves Area 25...lucky we didn't set the place on fire, literally!)

Today off to help make 250 pieces of a Tunisian recipe that's similar to baklava...hope I don't eat them all.

That's it for my post weekend wrap up!

[Virgo Nightingale]

The show was AWESOME and Dad is doing fine. Some pain and discomfort, but he'll be back up on his feet in no time. Thanks everyone! :)