Kool
06-15-2012, 03:07 PM
All you, Stinky, Inseminated, Amazed, Awesome, Soccer loving, Soccer hating, Graphic Designers!!!
Have a great weekend!!! http://koolsplace.com/images/eatdrink042.gif
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Or have the auto-reply say, "I didn't get the email you just sent. Please send it again." See if you can create an infinite loop.
Yoss, I know someone who insists that every e-mail subject be, "Hi (your name)!"
Trying to organize a million e-mails that all have the subject line "Hi Nancy!" is a nightmare. Or trying to find that one from three weeks ago.
Especially since my name isn't Nancy.
When I first started letting Maynard out of his crate when I was gone I started going through cat food like crazy. I knew it was him but couldn't catch him. I set up the camcorder on my phone to record the kitchen and went to the store. Watching it, he followed me to the door and I'm sure my key hadn't even left the lock before he went over and polished of a bowl of cat food in about 5 seconds.
Record him, catch him in the act. Good for laugh if nothing else. Strange thing is though, I felt a little weird about it. Like I was invading his privacy or breaching a trust. Something.
Oh good God, if people are going to start taking me seriously, I may never say anything again.
Bob? You have your own land? Why have you not told us? We need to populate it with boobs, bacon and beer. STAT!
I think the one thing that strikes me was the time I lifted a flaming car off those preschool kids and the struggling, single mom who was carpooling them, then set her broken leg in a splint. When the E.M.T.'s arrived they said it was the best work of amateur first aid they had ever seen.
The early 70's called, they want their smell back.
The Boston area drivers put all others to shame in terms of sheer nutbaggery.
As a side note - Uefa is also the noise I would make as I was taking a beating rather than watch 10 minutes of a soccer match if given the choice :D
armpit apple eh? there is something sexy about a women after a hard workout.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
slight sidetrack here - I had a domain name/website for art cards I used to make and let them lapse after I stopped doing them. Someone picked up the domain name and it is now a penis enlargement device site. Isn't that nice. Problem is, domain name is my name with .com after.
Boobies and tacos, man it is a perfect world here in the forum. Now if we just obtain these videos we seek.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces.
In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of shit.
However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.
Remember:
Water = Shit
Alcohol = Health
Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!
It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit!
Have a great weekend!!! http://koolsplace.com/images/eatdrink042.gif
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweek.gif
Or have the auto-reply say, "I didn't get the email you just sent. Please send it again." See if you can create an infinite loop.
Yoss, I know someone who insists that every e-mail subject be, "Hi (your name)!"
Trying to organize a million e-mails that all have the subject line "Hi Nancy!" is a nightmare. Or trying to find that one from three weeks ago.
Especially since my name isn't Nancy.
When I first started letting Maynard out of his crate when I was gone I started going through cat food like crazy. I knew it was him but couldn't catch him. I set up the camcorder on my phone to record the kitchen and went to the store. Watching it, he followed me to the door and I'm sure my key hadn't even left the lock before he went over and polished of a bowl of cat food in about 5 seconds.
Record him, catch him in the act. Good for laugh if nothing else. Strange thing is though, I felt a little weird about it. Like I was invading his privacy or breaching a trust. Something.
Oh good God, if people are going to start taking me seriously, I may never say anything again.
Bob? You have your own land? Why have you not told us? We need to populate it with boobs, bacon and beer. STAT!
I think the one thing that strikes me was the time I lifted a flaming car off those preschool kids and the struggling, single mom who was carpooling them, then set her broken leg in a splint. When the E.M.T.'s arrived they said it was the best work of amateur first aid they had ever seen.
The early 70's called, they want their smell back.
The Boston area drivers put all others to shame in terms of sheer nutbaggery.
As a side note - Uefa is also the noise I would make as I was taking a beating rather than watch 10 minutes of a soccer match if given the choice :D
armpit apple eh? there is something sexy about a women after a hard workout.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
slight sidetrack here - I had a domain name/website for art cards I used to make and let them lapse after I stopped doing them. Someone picked up the domain name and it is now a penis enlargement device site. Isn't that nice. Problem is, domain name is my name with .com after.
Boobies and tacos, man it is a perfect world here in the forum. Now if we just obtain these videos we seek.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces.
In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of shit.
However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.
Remember:
Water = Shit
Alcohol = Health
Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!
It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit!