Find The Naked Man

[Ulysses]

Okay ... this week, there is a naked man to be found hiding on the forum. Which lucky person will find him!?

[Kink]

Like I said... I'm out on this one... and I think you should also ban red raw too.. ;)

[greyghost]

A naked man?
It's been so long since I saw one I dunno if I would know a naked man if I saw one... but I'll go have a look. :)

[morea]

^ lmao!!!

[Patrick Shannon]

You guys go ahead and hunt....think I'll sit this out. Yeah.

[Kool]

I saw a naked man just this morning (in the mirror) wasn't a pretty sight. http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/koolsmiley.gif

[greyghost]

You guys go ahead and hunt....think I'll sit this out. Yeah.

You're not homophobic, are you?

[morea]

Ulysses, is it you?

[Patrick Shannon]

Greyghost: Let's just say that out of my favorite things to do, chasing after naked men isn't a real high priority of mine right now ^_~

[morea]

http://mysite.verizon.net/amthibodeau/grins.gif

[Ulysses]

I didn't say nothing about chasing men Patrick [morea - you can chase me as much as you'd like] lol. There just happens to be a naked man on the forum, whom can be found (if you want to find him). lol

[Patrick Shannon]

Well, it appears my attempt at lighthearted humor/sarcasm has left me fallen flat on my face. (eyes both directions, tip toes away)

[Ulysses]

Bless you Patrick. Now go find the naked man, to perk your day up, lol.

[uncle carbunkle]

i found him!

it's benjo, isn't it! i knew it! haha! now, if i could only prove it...

*sigh* nevermind.

[Ulysses]

Where'd you find Benjo naked then uncle?

[Broacher]

Naked men are funny. Especially if they're wearing black socks. Hmm.. but then would they still be naked?

[morea]

technically, yes.

I like black socks!

[Ulysses]

You like black socks 'on naked men' too morea?

[morea]

You like black socks 'on naked men' too morea?

when you say that I like them TOO, are you implying that you are fond of black socks on naked men yourself?

I like socks. They are nice. I don't even care what color they are.

[Ulysses]

when you say that I like them TOO, are you implying that you are fond of black socks on naked men yourself?

For sure. I have enough love for all gods creatures. [buy your Ulysses tickets of love, here.]

[morea]

good answer, U. You're pretty smooth! http://mysite.verizon.net/amthibodeau/coolcat.gif

[Ulysses]

Your little cat icon looks pretty smooth too, morea. Did you make it yourself?

[morea]

nope! But he is adorable, isn't he?

So, where is our hint as to how to locate this mysterious black-socked man?

[Ulysses]

A hint ... this early one!? Surely not.

[Kink]

Well, to be perfectly honest......

I havn't found it yet!!!

[Ulysses]

Glad to hear that, lol. Red raw's advice seems to be paying off ... after a little testing with the new forum's features.

[Ulysses]

2 hours, and the hunt is looking to be a worthy challenge so far. Good hunting people.

[morea]

I am clueless.

[Ulysses]

Morea ... that is no way to think of yourself [reassuring huh]. lol

[Ulysses]

3 hours now ... exciting.

[morea]

where's the damn clue?

[Ulysses]

Oh bless you morea ... okay, let me conjour up a clue.

[Ulysses]

Clue:
If you saw a man naked in a public forum, then a word that is synonymous of the residing thread's subject, could surely be memorable.

[morea]

that was a very gnomic clue.

[Ulysses]

gnomic; new word to me. Just looked it up ... indeed ... very gnomic. lol, morea.

[Ulysses]

Another clue.
Another clue.
In time,
Will be given to you.

[morea]

I wonder why this is so hard?

[Ulysses]

And I thought my clue was wonderful ...

[morea]

I'm sure that it IS wonderful. But I am thinking with my FRIDAY brain.

[greyghost]

Jeez, I probably found him and went right by.

Personally I think socks on a naked body are tacky... I like bare feet. But then I grew up in Florida, where bare feet are the norm.

[GrfxGawd]

Greyghost: Let's just say that out of my favorite things to do, chasing after naked men isn't a real high priority of mine right now ^_~
But later is an option? o.O

You'd think a naked man would be pretty easy to find. Some things just stick out, you know?

Wait...

That didn't sound like I meant. I mean... oh, never mind.

[Ulysses]

What to do when you're with two women; one wants you naked, and the other wants you with socks on!?

[GrfxGawd]

One sock on, one sock off. :)

[Ulysses]

I though that, but technically, it wouldn't be the same (unless of course, the sock lover could compromise with 1 leg, with a sock on it). The other could have your naked leg ... then again ... the naked lover could have just your 2 legs, and the other could just have your 3rd leg!?

[Ulysses]

Well ... it looks like this hunt is going to last until next weeks. Hmmm ... since it is so difficult for people, perhaps some kind of reward would be fitting to the finder (other than the finding of a naked man).

I'll think on it ... no promises yet.

[Russian girl]

Maybe this is Tyger?

[Ulysses]

Russian girl ... I think Tyger would be most honoured that you've imagined him naked ... in fact, most of us on this forum would, lol. Sadly, it is not Tyger. Have you instead, given any thought to me being naked? If you have ... [big smile on my face]

[UmmYeahOK]

oh damn, i can't believe i missed naked guy hunt! and i been trying to get me one for so long!!!

[morea]

nobody has found him, so he is still fair game!

[Ulysses]

Yes ... he is still fair game. Go get him all you nice people! Find that naked man!

[Ulysses]

Out of curiosity, how long can a naked man survive on a web forum without food or clothing? I may need to change the title to 'Find the skeleton'.

[greyghost]

It depends - was he an attractive, slender man? In which case he is a skeleton by now.
If he was a fat dude with a microscopic wang... well, maybe he's becoming more buff by the moment. Heavy people have a LOT of muscle from carrying weight around...

[Ulysses]

Greyghost ... I certainly wouldn't call him attactive, myself ... but ... he is naked. What else do you need from a man? apart from a pleasing wang.

[morea]

back massages.

[Ulysses]

[sending out an e-massage to morea] lol

[Kink]

so, no one has found it so far... huh!!! I guess... ahem, I can start looking then... again!!

[Kink]

Um.... ahem.... this wouldn't be it, would it??

http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122779&postcount=12

[UmmYeahOK]

nah

[Ulysses]

Doh ... Kink. It had to be you didn't it!? That is not the naked man to which I was referring to, silly. Hahahaha. The hunt is still on.

[Kink]

LOL.... darn... I thought that was your new edge... using other people's posts.

[Ulysses]

LOL.... darn... I thought that was your new edge... using other people's posts.

You know me so well Kink ... I did consider using other posts. But, I do prefer adding new images, over infringing on D-Zine's posts from the past feature. lol

[Kink]

so... you still havn't given us a hint!!!!

[Ulysses]

I don't recall anybody asking for another clue [wink], lol.

[Kink]

[kink clears her throat] .. ahem...

Bring it on Ulysses!!!

[Ulysses]

Second clue:

We each have this in common,
But no two people's the same.
I shared this with you,
To share and gain.

[Ulysses]

[kink clears her throat] .. ahem...

Bring it on Ulysses!!!

Kink ... clearing your throat, and saying "bring it on Ulysses" brings a naughty tear to my eyes. lol

[Kink]

Ulysses... do I have to drag a clue out of you... or do I just have to beat it out of you...??? ;)

If I could find the naked man, then, a few of my troubles will go away!!

[Ulysses]

Kink ... please refer to post #65, for second clue [wink].

[Russian girl]

Russian girl ... I think Tyger would be most honoured that you've imagined him naked ... in fact, most of us on this forum would, lol. Sadly, it is not Tyger. Have you instead, given any thought to me being naked? If you have ... [big smile on my face]
You're right, I have:)))

[Ulysses]

Russian girl you big flirt. You're sure to go far in life with naughty thoughts like that, and win many a man's smile along the way, lol.

[Jimeda Fork]

I've found this . . .

Could it be? (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8109&highlight=naked)

[Ulysses]

That's the second person that fell for that picture. I'm going to have to tell UmmYeahOK off for confusing you hunters, by posting that pic. Naughty UmmYeahOK.

Again, I must confirm that that is not the picture relating to the hunt.

Sorry Jimeda ... we can't let you find it quite as easy as previous hunts. Heeheeheehee.

[Russian girl]

Russian girl you big flirt. You're sure to go far in life with naughty thoughts like that, and win many a man's smile along the way, lol.
Haha, i don't understand, why people keep saying i have naughty thoughts?! I am an angel :);)

By the way- i know that UmmYeahOK is a girl:) and she is russian too!

[morea]

Ulysses! All of us GDF ladies are sweet and nice! We don't have naughty thoughts! Shame on you!

http://mysite.verizon.net/amthibodeau/angelcat.gif

[Russian girl]

Ulysses! All of us GDF ladies are sweet and nice! We don't have naughty thoughts! Shame on you!

http://mysite.verizon.net/amthibodeau/angelcat.gif
RIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, Morea;)

[morea]

http://mysite.verizon.net/amthibodeau/grins.gif

[Russian girl]

Hahhaha do you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally believe in what you're saying here now;)? Just kidding.

[Ulysses]

Lovely and innocent angels you GDF ladies are ... but a bit of naughty naughty is nothing to be ashamed of, be it from time to time, or all the time.

Let the hunt ... continue.

[UmmYeahOK]

sorry about the pic Ulysses, but that's what happens when a lady can't find her a naked guy - she makes one

i totally haven't done any work today looking for that one by the way

[Ulysses]

I can't believe you ladies are having so much trouble finding yourselves a naked man. Perhaps since you're all after the same man, he's been overwhelmed into hiding, out of being unable to choose which lovely lady should get to see him naked.

Here's another clue:

There are far too many of these, to make this naked man easy to find.

[Neballer]

this guys looks quite naked

http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28&page=3&pp=10

http://www.dqredribbon.com/tf/nman.jpg

is this our naked man?

[Russian girl]

I like his shoulders :):P:P:P

[Ulysses]

That isn't him, Neballer. And yes ... he has nice shoulders, doesn't he!? or are they shoulder growths? it is hard to say, from that angle, huh!?

How I wish I had a body like that. Alas, I don't ... well, not yet. I'm thinking of buying myself a new one for christmas, one that perhaps comes with a cup holder and radio built in too.

[Neballer]

don't forget the racing stripes.

[Ulysses]

Oh god ... yes. How'd I nearly forget the go-faster stripes. lol

[Ulysses]

Well ... I'm anxious as to who is going to find the naked man. I feel so sorry for him just standing there (there's a clue for you - he's standing) all this time. I've heard of hide and seek, but this is has brought it to a whole new level now.


Time for another clue:

In this here forum he be, with no topic clear. Find him find him, in yester year.

[Kink]

Ulysses.... I've looked up and down this forum... I havn't found a "PICTURE" of a naked man.
Are we still looking for a picture??? or is this a phrase???

[red raw]

OK i'm going to start looking now

[Kool]

Is this it? http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3505&highlight=saturday

[morea]

oh God... that one was just as bad the second time.

[UmmYeahOK]

much awe and appreciation as i have for disrobed males i'm kinda glad i didn't find that one

[morea]

so what have we concluded thus far? That this forum has an abundance of nekkid men!

[Kink]

He's not wearing black socks... I thought the naked man was suppose to wear black socks!!

[red raw]

I FOUND HIM!!!!!!!


http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5936&page=3&pp=10


WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[red raw]

Phew, thank GOD that's over!

[red raw]

Good clues Ulysses,

remember, Shared, off topic... all pointed to memories! Well Done Man!

[Kink]

Awesome job red raw!!!

Congrats!

[Ulysses]

Congratulations red raw. You and Kink are now on a draw (if my maths serves me correctly). Was it worth it? lol

Now I have to come up with another ... grrr.

[red raw]

That was how it should be, very hard to find and mentally challenging. There is no advantage in this new way of hiding. This is a S*it hot feature now.

Bring on the next one

[Ulysses]

Is this it? http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3505&highlight=saturday
lol Kool. I didn't know that there was already a picture of a naked man on the forum. It is hard to know exactly has already been posted, without first looking through every single post ... no friggin' chance I'm doign that. I'll leave that up to all you GDF forum hunters, lol.

[UmmYeahOK]

kool, that's what the one red raw found woulda looked liked if he wasn't found for a couple more days

[Ulysses]

Hahaha ... lol, UmmYeahOK