Money

[morea]

MONEY....

It can buy a House, but not a Home

It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep

It can buy a Clock, but not Time

It can buy a Book, but not Knowledge

It can buy a Position, but not Respect

It can buy Medicine, but not Health

It can buy Blood, but not Life

It can buy Sex, but not Love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS,
BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS. THEY WILL BE RETURNED.

[Ulysses]

Money ... great subject for a thread, morea. Sadly, money can buy love ... love of money that is.

If this is your way of asking us to help buy you a new home with a heated outdoor swimming pool (with a naked man in it) though, then we're going to need a strong sign of good will on your part, morea. Perhaps by offering us some pancakes!?

P.S. The children note is funny ... but what if we glue the money to a child, and then send it to you?

[morea]

I take the money and return the child. :D

[PrintDriver]

If you're going to make money, remember to check "duplex printing".

[Crimson]

My Kids beat me at monopoly, so they have all my money. If you want the money you have to take the kids. I throw in some diapers.

crimson

[Ulysses]

I take the money and return the child. :D
Ouch! lol

[Ulysses]

My Kids beat me at monopoly, so they have all my money. If you want the money you have to take the kids. I throw in some diapers.
Either your kids are super-smart babies, or they need to be lured off diapers pretty soon, lol.

[Crimson]

No, I have four. The olderest ones take the money, the youngest drool on it.

[Ulysses]

Aww, bless the droolers.

[morea]

erm... nobody is *actually* going to send me any money, are they?

[Ulysses]

I can send you a hug morea. That is worth more than any amount of money.

[morea]

aw, hugs are nice.

Make sure to package it in lots of bubble wrap so it isn't damanged in transit!

[Ulysses]

You have to be careful with hugs though, morea. To ensure they don't fall and break, you have to hug them back. If I send one in the post, it'll need a real big hug by the time it reaches you.

[Russian girl]

Oh yeah, my stepfather is always saying- "You can't buy love. you can't buy love, i'm so happy i have your mother".....Thats true...hehe:):)

[Ulysses]

Russian girl ... if your mother looks even half as beautiful as yourself, I too am sure your stepfather is head over heals in love with her, lol.

[Russian girl]

Russian girl ... if your mother looks even half as beautiful as yourself, I too am sure your stepfather is head over heals in love with her, lol.
Hehehe, yeah. Ulysses, she is very beautiful woman, maybe i will post a picture of her if someone is interested in her here-)
hehe

[Ulysses]

That goes without saying Russian Girl ... though don't let that sway you into thinking we'd appreciate more pictures of yourself, any the less. Hehehe.

[Vikia]

If you're going to make money, remember to check "duplex printing".

LOL - I liked that one. :p

[Vikia]

hmmmm MONEY - I remember getting paid with money... :D

[Crimson]

That goes without saying Russian Girl ... though don't let that sway you into thinking we'd appreciate more pictures of yourself, any the less. Hehehe.

Okay, I'm curious. What does Russian girl look like?

[Ulysses]

Russian Girl, to be fair ... is absolutely gorgeous. You can see her in the Names to Faces thread. Be sure to say a "thank you" for the honour of gazing upon her beauty.

[Ulysses]

Russian Girl ... I just saw the pictures you posted in the Names to Faces thread. Indeed, your mom is beautiful ... and what lovely eyes she has. Those pictures portray a lovely scene out there too ... very beautiful scenery, in which to bring up very beautiful people.

[Russian girl]

Okay, I'm curious. What does Russian girl look like?
Oh yeah, this is a big secret!:)

[Russian girl]

Russian Girl, to be fair ... is absolutely gorgeous. You can see her in the Names to Faces thread. Be sure to say a "thank you" for the honour of gazing upon her beauty.
Thaaaaaaaaaank you very much for all your compliments, you're very cute:)
Now i really want to see how you look like. :):)
But anyways, you are very sweet and lovely person, i already like you!

[D-Zine]

whose givin out money for pancakes and where do I get some...of either??

lol

[Ulysses]

whose givin out money for pancakes and where do I get some...of either??


Likewise ... where can I get either? Actually, I'm too busy making money right now, I don't have time for pancakes ... hehehe. Soon as I save myself a big-ass pile of money though, I am going to live off pancakes for the rest of my life with someone, somewhere ... one day.

[Ulysses]

Thaaaaaaaaaank you very much for all your compliments, you're very cute:)
Now i really want to see how you look like. :):)
But anyways, you are very sweet and lovely person, i already like you!

As my gran told me when I was a very young boy ... "You can never compliment a lady enough". The fact I'm also a Pisces doesn't give me much choice about being a romantic, but I wouldn't have it any other way (afterall, the ladies love romance, and I love ladies).

So you want to see how I look!? ... it is only fair, I'd also want to see how I look, lol. Something will be arranged soon, perhaps, to settle all you lovely peoples curiosity. In the meantime, my dolloerized embodiment can now be found here (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8233).

[Russian girl]

So you want to see how I look!? ... it is only fair, I'd also want to see how I look, lol. Something will be arranged soon, perhaps, to settle all you lovely peoples curiosity. In the meantime, my dolloerized embodiment can now be found here (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8233).
I saw a doll or yourself, it's cute! So, well...If you look similar it's absolutely nothing to be shy. Show us yourself!!!

[Russian girl]

Haha, i loved pancakes so much in the past, but now i am sick of that. And it's just because of my stepfather, cause he is a owner of "Pancakes house" . So, when i came here in Holland i spent a lot of time there to taste his pancakes (he has 101 kind of). Now i can't see it anymore, haha..

[Ulysses]

Russian Girl ... has nobody told you what the word 'pancake' means on this forum!?

[D-Zine]

Actually, I'm too busy making money right now, I don't have time for pancakes ...

Ulysses - how can you NOT have time for pancakes!!???? :eek:

You MAKE time Mr!!! lmao!

[Russian girl]

Russian Girl ... has nobody told you what the word 'pancake' means on this forum!?
Nope...*guessing what that means here*...

[Ulysses]

I'm an expressionist by heart D-Zine ... my stupid genes tell me that I must endure suffering, so as to fully appreciate things. I love pancakes as much as the next person, but some things taste so much sweeter when you build up a healthy appetite. Yes? No?

I really want pancakes though! My appettite for pancakes is now the size of Mount Fuji. I think my next pancake session is going to put somebody in hospital, lol.

[Ulysses]

Nope...*guessing what that means here*...

It basically means to have sex with someone (to FCUK, lol). The term panacake was used on the old forum, to replace the word FCUK.

[Russian girl]

It basically means to have sex with someone (to FCUK, lol). The term panacake was used on the old forum, to replace the word FCUK.
Hahahha...funny-funny..Thanks for explaining;)

[D-Zine]

think my next pancake session is going to put somebody in hospital, lol.

You definately aren't alone on that one! LOL

[Ulysses]

Well, I think it is safer for you to know it's meaning on the forum, before people get the wrong idea of what you and your stepfather did at his place of work, lol.

[Ulysses]

You definately aren't alone on that one! LOL

Could you imagine what kind of fireworks that would go off, putting us two together? It'd be like pointing two nucleur rockets at each other, lol.