Tyger
05-06-2005, 03:43 PM
For all you coffee lovers out there.............
Tim Horton's "Blonde"
A blonde buys a Coffee at Tim Horton's.
So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a GMC Envoy."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome.
She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads:
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE !) .
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KEEP GOING
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JUST A LITTLE MORE
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"W I N A B A G E L"
Tim Horton's "Blonde"
A blonde buys a Coffee at Tim Horton's.
So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a GMC Envoy."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome.
She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads:
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE !) .
*
*
*
*
*
*
KEEP GOING
*
*
*
*
JUST A LITTLE MORE
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
"W I N A B A G E L"