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greyghost

05-08-2005, 08:55 PM

Personality Defect Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506)

What are you?

I'm a Robot, as it turns out.

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact,
this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless
machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem
human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of
your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are
also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that
these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a
human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't
really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying,
super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of
course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the
Hand-Raiser,
the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

UmmYeahOK

05-08-2005, 10:47 PM

oh great, i'm a sociopath

did i hit the bottom or what!

05-08-2005, 10:55 PM

Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha. Sad, but true. lol

Televangelist
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

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Ryan8720

05-09-2005, 03:20 AM

Hand-Raiser
You are 85% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

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LOL. That is pretty funny.

05-09-2005, 03:32 AM

hand raiser roflmao!!!!!!!!!

morea

05-09-2005, 03:48 AM

LMAO!!! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! :p
Hmm, no percentages for me... I must have missed something.

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite: Half-cocked (Random Brutal Sex Dreamer)

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

D-Zine

05-09-2005, 05:36 AM

Mines pretty accurate *sigh* I'm a sapp!

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

shellebelle

05-09-2005, 06:39 AM

"No test ID. You shouldn't get this message, but you did. If you are trying to break our site, congratulations, you found a bug. Maybe."

I guess it don't like Mozilla.

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 07:20 AM

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet (well, women are more interesting than men anyways).

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you (do they know something, I don't!?). Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what (this is all spot on. I think the cupid test is my dream partner, lol).

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand, Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (I actually would like a sex master ... who the hell wouldn't!?)

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men (damn those body builders). You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls (lucky ...). A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold (it is not just holding I am after, lol).

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love (this better happen), but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (I agree with this ... lived and learned)

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (ahem ... morea [wink]), The Peach (Wha?)

beano

05-09-2005, 08:02 AM

"No test ID. You shouldn't get this message, but you did. If you are trying to break our site, congratulations, you found a bug. Maybe."

I guess it don't like Mozilla.

Yup, same... Firefox here too. :(

morea

05-09-2005, 11:24 AM

you know, I think that I (and Dzine and Ulysses) took the wrong test.

I couldn't load it the link in firefox, so I went to: http://www.okcupid.com and clicked the link that said "take the OKCupid test", but it looks like it gave different results...

of course, for other firefox users, at least this one worked! :D

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 12:37 PM

The site has appears to have been offline ever since I took the test this morning ... maybe we did take the wrong test.

morea

05-09-2005, 12:54 PM

we were just so eager to play that we took whatever test we could access! :p

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 01:14 PM

Hahaha ... I think you're right morea. God ... we're so freakish ,lol.

morea

05-09-2005, 01:20 PM

but in a good way! ;)

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 01:26 PM

Oh, but of course.

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 01:27 PM

yeah, talk about being freakish...

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 01:29 PM

I think we all need a good hug ... hahaha.

D-Zine

05-09-2005, 01:31 PM

:eek:
We took the wrong test??

LMAO!!

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 01:31 PM

according to www.okcupid.com you could be killed for hugging me

guess that's why i have bf problem eh?

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 01:38 PM

I'd hug you UmmYeah OK ... when it comes to lovely ladies, I'm unkillable.

D-Zine

05-09-2005, 01:56 PM

Lmao!

Russian girl

05-09-2005, 02:39 PM

Yup, same... Firefox here too. :(
The same here:(

morea

05-09-2005, 02:41 PM

I am getting that same error in IE, not sure what's up.

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 02:46 PM

It's back up now.

D-Zine

05-09-2005, 02:46 PM

Yeah I couldn't get that original link to work either.

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 02:47 PM

That original link isn't valid ... part of it is missing. So how did the others find the test?

morea

05-09-2005, 02:48 PM

so what is the correct link, oh wise Ulysses? :p

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 02:48 PM

I'm working on it oh feline goddess.

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 02:50 PM

Here is the link (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506). God, I'm great.

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 02:50 PM

on the main site and go to 'quick and dirty personality test'

red raw

05-09-2005, 03:03 PM

I'm this

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLD&g=1&o=1&h=175

red raw

05-09-2005, 03:09 PM

On the quick & Dirty I was this:

ENTP - The Inventor
Your Type is 60% Extroverted, 37% Observant, 81% Logical and 0% Structured

The single word that describes your type is "inventor", and you belong to the larger group called rationals. You love to tinker with things and come up with new ideas. You are outgoing and curious with an insatiable appetite for knowledge. You have no real desire to lead, only doing so if there is no other way. 2% of the population share your personality type.
You are a flirtateous and energetic romantic partner, fun and engagin, always looking for something unusual to try. In your enthusiam, you may make promises you can't keep. Your competitive nature and need to be perceived as an expert can be daunting to a romantic partner at times. You so enjoy the tug of a good debate that sometimes you act as if you don't take anything seriously. You are usually very supportive and helpful to your mate, but somewhat scattered and unable to devote your full attention there. You feel most appreciated for your great ideas, unusualy perceptiveness, and ability to understand and communicate with people. You feel most appreciated when your partner understands your need for lots of social contact and your need to live life as spontaneously as possible.
Your group summary: rationals (NT)
Your type summary: ENTP
vincex's shorter version of this test.
My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

^ That has summed me up perfectly! Spot on.

Russian girl

05-09-2005, 03:12 PM

Thanks, UmmYeahOK, i've found it!

ENTJ - Commandant
Your Type is 100% Extroverted, 25% Observant, 87% Logical and 68% Structured
The single word to describe your type is fieldmarshal or commandant. You also belong to the larger group called rationals. You love to organize others in matters of logic. Even as a child, you likely naturally assumed the role of leader in groups. You share your personality type with 2% of the population. When you lead, you are more concerned with policy and goals than rules and regulations. You have a tendancy to become a workaholic. You are impatient with repetition of error. You are friendly and outgoing, though. You don't mince words and willingly share your many strong opinions.
As a romantic partner, you are inspiring, but also somewhat challenging. You have a strong desire to be in charge and your clear need for an organized life and home can be overwelming to a partner. You like to confront conflict directly, discuss problems unflinchingly, solve them, then put them behind you. However, you can be too impatient or unwilling to take the time to listen to your partner and give them a chance to express themselves fully so that they also have a sense of closure. You are generally uncomfortable dealing with emotions, so you are apt to dismiss your partner's emotions as illogical. You feel most appreciated when your partner asks for your opinions, takes your adivce, and relies on you to get a job done right.
Your group summary: rationals (NT)
Your type summary: ENTJ
vincex's shorter version of this test.
My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

petchy

05-09-2005, 03:25 PM

I am:

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked - Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

red raw

05-09-2005, 03:27 PM

I'm supposed to be matched to the Maid of Honour! Crikey!

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 03:28 PM

seems like we all take different tests

no other fellow sociopaths here ah?

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 03:29 PM

Seems not, lol.

morea

05-09-2005, 03:33 PM

red raw, I'M a maid of honor too!!!

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 03:36 PM

There are two of you, it would appear morea. Although you do dress to suit, lol. Seems me and red raw will have to duel for you or petchy, as we're both suited to Maids of Honor.

red raw

05-09-2005, 03:38 PM

On Guard!

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 03:40 PM

Monsieur .. ungarde!

morea

05-09-2005, 03:40 PM

en guarde?

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 03:40 PM

which will plant you firmly among all of us wackos, ul
and u said there ain't other sociopaths here...

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 03:42 PM

en guarde?
En garde!? That is what they used to say on Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds.

red raw

05-09-2005, 04:07 PM

LOL On Guard! <------ how uncultured!

morea

05-09-2005, 04:08 PM

here in NY we just say, "YOU WANT SOMMA THIS?!? DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU!!!"

yeah... something like that... ;)

red raw

05-09-2005, 04:09 PM

Bugger, got my sword stuck in a rock!

http://www.ajkon.se/tankar/bilder/excalibur.jpg

D-Zine

05-09-2005, 04:09 PM

thats ^^ along the same lines as what we say down here morea..LOL

Ulysses

05-09-2005, 04:15 PM

Here we just say ... "wanna make love?"

UmmYeahOK

05-09-2005, 04:21 PM

red raw, it looks like ur sword got stuck in a roof of a new car

red raw

05-09-2005, 04:25 PM

red raw, it looks like ur sword got stuck in a roof of a new car

LOL, i know...the illustration sucks but, hey, it's not mine...

That is one shiny black rock!... with alloy wheels, stereo...etc etc

greyghost

05-09-2005, 06:18 PM

That's weird - I'm on FF and it worked fine yesterday. EC and someone else got the same test. Odd.

I'm going to check out those other tests tho - they seem a little nicer than the one I posted.

greyghost

05-09-2005, 06:29 PM

How can I rate as a Maid of Honor if I am already married? lol

morea

05-09-2005, 06:33 PM

guess that makes you a matron of honor?

danedawg99

05-09-2005, 06:50 PM

Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist ****. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 56% on Rationality

You scored higher than 30% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 22% on Brutality

You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance

morea

05-10-2005, 02:30 AM

INFP - the Healer

Your Type is 40% Extroverted, 37% Observant, 18% Logical and 25% Structured

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more feeling based than thinking based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than having a plan. Your type can best be summarized by the word "Healer", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. You have a capacity for caring that is deeper than most. You strive for unity, are fascinated by the battles between good and evil, and can be something of an idealist. Only 1% of the population shares your type.

As a romantic partner, you are usually supprtive and nuturing, however, you have a high need for individuality. Harmony is extremely important to you as you are very affected by conflict and tension, which also makes you resist confronting your partner directly about problems. When you get angry, you usually blame yourself, rather than your partner. You can also be stubborn and unyielding when you feel you are being criticized or mistreated. You feel the most appreciated when your partner listens to you carefully. You need to be understood. You need to hear your partner express their feelings, the more often, the better. Your group summary: idealists (NF)

Your type summary: INFP

morea

05-10-2005, 02:49 AM

Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

Ryan8720

05-10-2005, 03:26 AM

Most of you took the wrong test. I got to it by clicking Over 8,000 User Tests > Most Popular and it was the first one.

I fixed the link in the first post. The forum shortens the link text if it is really long, but it isn't supposed to do the same to the actually link.

morea

05-10-2005, 03:27 AM

DOH! I took ALL the tests to be sure I got the right one. :D

Kink

05-11-2005, 01:58 PM

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, emotional, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

greyghost

05-11-2005, 03:03 PM

Did none of us qualify as a Starving Artist?

Ulysses

05-11-2005, 03:24 PM

Ironic isn't it greyghost. I'm sure most of us ARE starving artists. Well ... I literally was a few years back ...

morea

05-11-2005, 03:27 PM

thank heaven for Ramen noodles! :p

Neballer

05-11-2005, 04:48 PM

Hippie

You are 28% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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