Image
06-06-2005, 04:52 AM
http://www.clientcopia.com/quotes.php?id=15
The general site is this, I'm in stitches!
http://www.clientcopia.com
morea
06-06-2005, 11:03 AM
EC posted this one a while ago. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7480
Some great stuff there. :D
Ghastly
06-06-2005, 11:54 AM
#59
Client: "Can you make the background constantly change colors? I want people to know that we are fun and exciting."
Me: "People will think you are trying to give them a siezure."
Client: "Look, just try it, and if we don't like it, we can change it later."
Me: "Well, this will really, really make it hard to design the rest of the site if the background color is constantly changing."
Client: "Then make the rest of it change, too."
Me: ".........uhh, are you sure that's what you want?"
Client: "Yes"
Client: "This looks like crap. Why did you make it like this?"
Me: "You asked me too."
Client: "If you knew it was going to look like this, why did you even bother?"
Me: "Because I charge you by the hour."
Let's just say that now he's a lot more picky about what random ideas he makes me carry out.
GWAH hahahahaha MWEH hehehehe *cough, choke HAHAHA, cough* HAHA *croak*...........