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  • Jims first Friday without a Gall Bladder!!

    All you, Drivers license finding, Front shock needing, Stewie watching, Errord, Starbucks loving, Starbucks hating, Old folks helping, Totally melting down, Holiday picking, Disappointed in karma, Annual reporting, Un-heated, Gall & gumption challenged, Intern displeased, Really pissed at big oil, crappy printing getting and blaming it on me, Graphic Designers!!!

    Have a great weekend!!!


    We got a bunch this week, whew!!!

    Originally posted by Crimson
    I left mine on there because I was getting more quality calls then from my messages left on the bathroom stahls
    Originally posted by distruktor
    get him to dance... the boys got moves!
    Originally posted by Mynock
    Try 'poop' and 'pee'
    Originally posted by morea
    Nee!
    Originally posted by StepPrinting
    How did I miss that on my search???????? Maybe Shhpeallingue???
    Originally posted by jimking
    At work I keep a bottle of scotch in the water tank above the toilet to keep it cool for a early morning swig.
    Originally posted by Drorain
    I'm thinking of running to brookstone to get a free floor model chair massage.

    After 10 minutes in the chair the help will ask how I like the product...After 20 minutes they'll ask if I wanna buy...30 minutes I'll be saying I'm busy thinking...by the time I fall asleep in the chair at 45 minutes, security will be escorting me out but thats okay because Its time to come back from lunch anyway, and I'll be fully refreshed

    Originally posted by MD
    I usually don't take lunch but when I do I silently plot how I'm going to keep Reuber out of the GD industry.
    Originally posted by colonel5
    and it is my mission during my lunch hour to silently plot how I will keep you from keeping Reuber out of the GD industry...
    Originally posted by Mynock
    but on my lunch break I silently plot to keep colonel5 from siletntly plotting how to keep MD from plotting to keep Reuber out of the GD industry...

    Originally posted by PersonasBinar
    Winning isn't everything, but losing SUCKS!!!
    Originally posted by G-Man79
    Broadway Joe sure had a way with the ladies.
    Originally posted by TheBluePanda
    Wow, you're psycho. Might want to work on your grammar while you're workin' on the phallic logo.
    Originally posted by angerisagift
    no, i didnt use the live trace tool. i used the live human with the pen tool tool.

    And finally from the HOORAY!!! Jimintn made it!!! thread which was basically all QOTWs.
    Originally posted by JPnyc
    It's an organ, Kool. It's where yer "gumption" is stored.
    Originally posted by MD
    Morea is all knowing. I assume she has some sort of mental telepathy or maybe she is some sort of alien sent here to monitor and interact with the most creative members of planet earth. She may not even be real - Maybe some sort of super computer or ethereal being - do you see how fast she responds to posts? That kind of speed is not natural. I think I am going to test her.......

    What's my favorite color Morea?

    BTW Jim get better soon
    Originally posted by MD
    I knew it - pancaking telepathic!
    It explains so much!
    Thats how she posts all of those links. Morea responds so quickly to posts because she reads it before it is submitted! And now this.....knowing the medical condition of all the GDF members. Once I was looking for my keys and a IM popped up on my screen that said look under the couch......sure enough they were there. Although I have no evidence to support this I am now convinced it was Morea.
    Originally posted by jimintn
    Our cat hates me, so that isnt going to be a problem.

    Wow! Thanks everyone for the well wishes, it really means a lot.

    I knew I hadn't had any gumption for the next month or so, but since they have taken my gallbladder out, does that mean I will never have any again?
    Originally posted by jimintn
    who is poetic, and why are we waxing him?
    Originally posted by idaho
    If the gall bladder stores bile, then why do they call it a gall bladder? Why don't they call it a bile-bladder?
    Originally posted by keith1
    Hey jim, I'm glad to see that all of you are ok!!! Can you believe the gall of some gall bladders? They should all be removed, I don't trust them!!!!
    Originally posted by jimintn
    I think some gumption may be leaking out this morning
    Originally posted by jimintn
    How long is my gumption going to be questioned?
    Originally posted by Drorain
    Actually Jim's been upgraded...removed all his gall and replaced it with bigger Balls. See how that works, Jimintn is now a virtual robocop
    Originally posted by morea
    you know, I always said that if I had to have surgery where they would be cutting me open, I was going to have a zipper installed in case they ever needed to get back in there again. Did they give you that option?

    They probably wouldn't let me, because you just *know* I'd always be unzipping it to show people my insides, and they don't think that's "hygenic".
    Originally posted by jimintn
    This thread is about my gumption

    Is gumption anything like get up and go....cause I think it got up and left
    Originally posted by Mynock
    This is my first forum I've talked about gall bladders in.

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    HOORAY! Great post Kool... bummer about the crappy printing being blamed on you!

    Jim, you don't need no stinking gall bladder! You're as chock-full of gumption as the rest of us.

    This week has gone by so fast! No complaints... going over to a friends house tonight for a little get together, then looking forward to some exciting garage cleaning action tomorrow morning.

    Happy Friday everybody.
    "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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    • #3
      I've got gumption!
      Less be more.

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      • #4
        I've got hemorrhoids! Oh wait...wrong forum.
        You want it when!? Well in that case, let me pull my magic wand out of my ass and take care of that for you.

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        • #5
          I've got my 40 hours in at 11:30am and then I am out of here.
          Less be more.

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          • #6
            w00t! QOTW, baby. No better way to start the weekend. Cheers to Jim and his fortuitous gumption. Get well soon Jim and I hope everyone else has a great weekend!

            I better get to work on my Halloween avatar!
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            • #7
              I think I might be a pirate for Halloween!
              Less be more.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by idaho
                I've got hemorrhoids! Oh wait...wrong forum.
                is YOUR boss a pain in the butt too?
                "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                • #9
                  Yay, Friday again! Now lets hope the next 9 hours flies by.

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                  • #10
                    oh FRIDAY!!! wahoo! I wish I could go home now, but today brings a new project to my plate. Trade ads. this is kind of a nice experience, I've never done magazine advertisements before. My boss wants me to play.

                    Its a lot better than the printing I had to do the last two days.

                    Mynock nice to leave early huh...I'm salary now so I'm here until 6 regardless. SIGH
                    Tapp-d
                    "I has puter, I isam dsgna?!"

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                    • #11
                      Happy Friday! I sure was disappointed in karma, but oh well. No use staying steamed about it. I'm actually in pretty high spirits because...

                      Christmas Eve I am finally DONE AT TARGET FOR GOOD!!! After thanksgiving weekend they approved Fridays and Saturdays only as shifts I can work, and after Christmas Eve...that's it! Hooray and etc.!!!

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                      • #12
                        congrats reuber!
                        "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                        • #13
                          Happy Friday!!!!!!! Woooo Hoooo
                          Viki Anderson Graphics & Design on Demand
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                          • #14
                            w00t! w00t!
                            Less be more.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by morea
                              is YOUR boss a pain in the butt too?
                              No but some of my clients are. We unfortunately have to do some charitable contribution (free) projects on occasion and it never ceases to amaze me just how much these people demand.

                              Me: Here's your proof Mrs. Jones

                              MJ: This is great, but can you put this picture here, that picture there, change the colors, and here is some new text.

                              Me: No problem. I'll make the changes and have a new proof to you in a couple of hours.

                              [After new proof]

                              MJ: This is great, but can you put this picture here, that picture there, change the colors, and here is some new text.

                              Me: Um...ok. I'll make the changes and have a new proof to you in a couple of hours.

                              [After new proof]

                              MJ: This is great, but can you put this picture here, that picture there, change the colors, and here is some new text.

                              Me: Mrs. Jones, how much are you paying for this project?

                              MJ: I was told I didn't have to pay for this job because it is a charitable contribution?

                              Me: Exactly. It's free, meaning you'll take what we give you and like it. Now begone!
                              You want it when!? Well in that case, let me pull my magic wand out of my ass and take care of that for you.

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