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  • #31
    From Twitter: "Church that looks like a confused chicken."

    This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
    "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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    • arbor.vitae
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      I thought that looked familiar; We drove past that church on a trip to Madeira beach last weekend

  • #32
    Thought this was funny.


    it is a German Doritos Bag for Cool Ranch...I guess in Germany Ranch is synonymous with Americans
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    • Red Kittie Kat
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      lmao ... I like that

    • arbor.vitae
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      That's great

    • Bladez
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      lol, Audi and I saw those when we were in Eindhoven. Made me do a double take.

  • #33
    For my Jersey' peeps LOL

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    • kemingMatters
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      I wonder if they had to adjust the colour of that jumpsuit so it didn't look like she was naked.

  • #34
    hahaha!
    The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level we created them. Albert Einstein

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    • #35
      Poo Poo Your Oui Oui

      RESTAURANT | CANADA | BIGOTRY, LANGUAGE & WORDS

      Me: “Hi! Welcome to [restaurant]; will it just be the two of you dining today?”

      Woman: *in a thick French accent* “Yes, two.”
      (The female customer then turns to her male companion and begins speaking very angrily in French.)

      Woman: “This is just terrible; no one here speaks French. This is discrimination; we should be able to get service in our own language.”

      Me: *speaking French* “I apologize. I didn’t realize that the two of you spoke French. I’d be more than happy to help you today!”

      Woman: *speaking English* “Ugh! Your French is just awful! Don’t even bother; I’m going to speak English. I don’t want to have to listen to your terrible accent for our entire meal.”

      http://notalwaysright.com/poo-poo-your-oui-oui/31171
      This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
      "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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      • Red Kittie Kat
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        lmao

      • Typically
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        what a bunch of asshats

      • StudioMonkey
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        Its not just the French Canadians who are like that - the French french do the same thing. Even if you are fluent, with a perfect accent, if they think you are English (or whatever) they pretend that you aren't saying it right.

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      If you think this sign is nice. . .

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      Last edited by garricks; 08-09-2013, 02:01 PM.
      Everyone is born right-handed. Only the gifted overcome it.

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      • PanToshi
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        I find posting images onto a free image hosting site like tinypic and pasting the IMG tags in the body of the post (where you type) works the best.

        The attachment (paperclip) doesn't work well at all. If I want to attach (or add a link) versus pasting into my text box, I use the attach tools in the text tool menu (the big "A"). For some reason it's less quirky than the dedicated attachment tool.

      • Marsupial
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        Huh. I used the attach tool (big A). I'll try the tinypic thing next time, thanks.

      • garricks
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        I use the tool in the text menu as well, but it doesn't always work. I have to click Edit, then Insert Image. That usually works.

    • #37
      played a game of chess last night

      [img}http://www.hallamdesign.com/wp-conte.../08/chess2.gif[/img]



      how do you post a pic directly into the post? having a moment.

      "There's something about turning the pages of a book or magazine and the felling of rubbing your hands across the words."

      This is my pen tool. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My pen tool is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My pen tool without me is useless. Without my pen tool, I am useless.

      there is no grey area when it comes to 1 color logos.

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      • Typically
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        derp!

      • Lith
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        I find it hard to believe that lighter didn't move once

      • Typically
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        hahaha this was a quick game

    • #38




      LOL!!!
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        Nice!
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        • Typically
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          mud zombie!

      • #40
        Love this:

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        This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
        "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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        • Bladez
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          LMAO! That's awesome! Audi needs that today!

      • #41
        lmao G
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        • #42
          Guys with fancy lady hair.
          Mormon Prom looks about the same before/after and I think Mother of the Bride actually looks pretty good.


          Last edited by Buda; 08-23-2013, 07:18 PM.
          It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" Winnie the Pooh

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          • Marsupial
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            Gah! I hate it when men have better hair than I do!

        • #43
          OMG lmaoooooooo that's hysterical
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          • #44
            I love gender-bending like this…makes people think.
            This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
            "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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            • #45
              I'd wear any of those, if I had hair...

              IMO Bridgette Bardot looks a lot like Russell Brand
              Design is not decoration.

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              • Red Kittie Kat
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                You mean in that same way Raquel Welch looks like Jimmy Durante?

              • kemingMatters
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                no, more in the way that Taylor Swift could be Naploen Dynamite's sister

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