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    Set the whales free!

  • #2
    crap there goes the world series of dwarf tossing on ESPN2

    there are tons of laws like there in the states like anal sex is illegal in tons of states.... but the good ole USA loves a good game of dwarf tossing

    ---- Sheriff of Boobie Island --------

    Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
    J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
    Wayne: Damien.
    J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
    Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
    J.D.: Yeah, but with really great ****.


    • #3
      God bless our Country for making it safe for Dwarves to dwell within our borders.

      Match in the gas tank, boom boom.
      • match in the gas tank, boom boom •


      • #4
        What about tossing Midgets?



        • #5
          that's so dumb. i say we should treat everyone equally, regardless of race, sex, colour, creed or height. i'll toss anyone. hell, ever heard the saying 'i'd trust that guy as far as i could throw 'em'? well, proportionally, you should be able to throw a dwarf farther, therefore they are more trustworthy. is this not denying them the right to free and normal association? 'i'd like to trust that guy as far as i could throw him, but that'd cost me $5000 and add to my criminal record,, you cannot have a video rental card.'

          it's just wrong.

          can we go toboggoning on obese people? take body shots off of lesbians? what else will they make illegal? pot? gay marriage?

          geez... the government giveth with one hand and taketh with the other...

          >> rudie can't fail <<


          • #6
            hahhaaha, omg, just when i thought i had seen it all......

            5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token
            ‘Our great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately controlled. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of men.’ - Woodrow Wilson


            • #7
              No one is equal in any society Unc...but gov't's sure try to give that illusion.

              " should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

              - Zartan the Wise


              • #8

                haha! come n' get me, facist pigs!

                "even my mom has a flash player. make sure you have one.
                it's sorta important." - otto


                • #9

                  'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
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