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    Okay Bitches I am back and you better start repecting me or I will leave for good

    so no back talk just shut up and listen to the Zartan

    'yes here is your logo' - zartan
    'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
    'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
    - client leaves -

  • #2
    Alright! Zartan we missed you.



    Here have a treat.


    Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

    Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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    • #3
      LOL...benjo you kill me dude!

      "It's not cheating if you win."

      - A VERY wise person.

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      • #4
        the green slows my brain down and I need brain speed to produce my perfect logos

        'yes here is your logo' - zartan
        'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
        'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
        - client leaves -

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        • #5
          Yer silly Benjo!!

          Boobie Island or Bust!
          I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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          • #6
            ZARTAN? reduced to 'hirethisdesigner.com'? but surely zartan doesn't have to tout for work...

            i'm so confused...

            :: i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning ::

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            • #7
              Ahhh... Zartan is back. Never has one member been able to piss off so many of us in so short a time. [img]/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] Welcome back. We missed your wise council. [img]/emoticons/cool.gif[/img]



              'You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.' H. J. Simpson

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              • #8
                Hmm... it would be easier to respect you if you had spelled 'respecting' right.... [img]/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]

                You know what are neat? Sheep. Because they're wooly, and if you pick them up, they scream!
                "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                • #9
                  dont critic my spelling powers little one or I will detroy you with one swift click of my mouse

                  'yes here is your logo' - zartan
                  'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
                  'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
                  - client leaves -

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                  • #10
                    Zartan!!! You 'ol bag 'o piss! Where the hell ya bin buddy? Pancake! It's good to be exposed to your rantings again. Cannot tell you how badly your pronouncements have been missed by all...

                    Good ahead - spout dude - we need some new material!

                    I for one have picked up a few things from Zartan... though, the doc says it should clear up on its own.

                    [img]/emoticons/wink.gif[/img]

                    BB~:0)

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                    • #11
                      Zartan I might ban you but I think Big Perm would be upset.


                      Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

                      Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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                      • #12
                        Hahahhha! Yeah...I think so benjo!! Sometimes that spying helps! lol

                        Boobie Island or Bust!
                        I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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                        • #13
                          I would crush this big perm in my hand if I had a chance. He might be extremely good looking and a hell of a great guy but he is nothing to me. I piss on this big perm fellow

                          I might start my own forum called www.zartan_pissingonthegdf.com

                          'yes here is your logo' - zartan
                          'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
                          'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
                          - client leaves -

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                          • #14
                            How about PermCantGetAwayWithSh!t.com


                            Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

                            Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

                            Post Edited (benjo...) : 8/27/2004 2:28:57 PM GMT

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                            • #15
                              LMAO...da-da-da-da dee-da-da-da....Inspector Benj---o! Da-de-da-de-da..deeee-eeee!

                              "It's not cheating if you win."

                              - A VERY wise person.

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