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    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... (2004 Version)

    Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

    Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

    You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

    You have a relative living in your garage.

    Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

    There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

    You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

    None of the tires on your van are the same size.

    You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

    Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

    Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

    You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.

    Starting your car involves popping the hood.

    Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

    You whistle at women in church.

    You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

    You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

    You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the
    kids in the backseat.

    Hey BigPERM - Git er done! Yehaaaaa !!!!



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  • #2
    Oh Hell!!!!

    BB~:0)

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    • #3
      LOL @ Allen!!

      Hey - You might be a redneck if you sit outside in your lawnchair in the front yard with a hairdryer pretending like your clockin peoples speed with your beer cap on!

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      • #4
        'Your standard of living improves when you go camping.'
        check

        'You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.'
        check, sorta...we moved it.

        'You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.'
        check. standard procedure with mom's car.

        'Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.'
        hahaha. check.

        'You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.'
        mcdonalds count?

        'Starting your car involves popping the hood.'
        check. see above

        'Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.'
        check. f'real. gotta be ON THE CURB. iffin' it's just sitting on the lawn, that's still ours, mister.

        :: i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning ::

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        • #5
          ROFL! [img]/emoticons/rofl.gif[/img]

          I like cheese. It is tasty.
          "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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