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  • Can't design but can cook...

    Hi all! Its fri evening...DH is in a trainer until a bit later, already cleaned the whole house and had a full workout. Got a cocoa pear cobbler in the oven...anyone want some?!

    You floridians and south georgians watch out for Ivan.



    Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens....Jimi Hendrix

  • #2
    I want some. [img]/emoticons/cool.gif[/img]



    'You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.' H. J. Simpson

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    • #3
      Kool... she meant some cobbler.

      I like cheese. It is tasty.
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        i have a pear tree that's kicken out if you want me to mail you some, hey, what's the ingredients?

        Coconut

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        • #5
          morea said...
          Kool... she meant some cobbler.
          LOL so did I. But now that you mention it...



          'You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.' H. J. Simpson

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          • #6
            Just checking! [img]/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]

            I like cheese. It is tasty.
            "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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            • #7
              lol



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              • #8
                Ill be dead in as few days, sooo...

                'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

                'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'
                "Even when I'm not at 100%, I'm still 110% better then anyone else!"

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                • #9
                  no no no no dead people! No 'your dying, last minute sympathy sex' on this board folks!

                  ;o) lol

                  Boobie Island or Bust!
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                  • #10
                    LOL...ya'll are too funny.

                    Still plenty of cobbler left! I HAVE to get to the gym and swim some of what I had last night off!

                    Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens....Jimi Hendrix

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                    • #11
                      )

                      I was gonna get some excersize today mowing the grass...but.....THAT isn't gonna happen thanks to good ole hurricane season :weeps:

                      Boobie Island or Bust!
                      I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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                      • #12
                        cobbler drool drool drool drool *wipes mouth*



                        side note: the opposite of that would be a good theme for a website portfolio

                        'great designer, horrible cook'

                        and have recipes section with horrible recipes for tuna peanut butter sandwiches etc

                        otto veblin = Zartan


                        'yes here is your logo' - zartan
                        'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
                        'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
                        - client leaves -

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                        • #13
                          D-zine-Tell me about it. We've gotten a letter from our homeowners assoc. about our grass but how the heck are we supposed to cut it? Its so soppy you can't even get the mower through it.

                          Big Perm-Good idea! That would be a cute idea for a port. Would love to see someone put that to use!

                          Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens....Jimi Hendrix

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                          • #14
                            get a sheep. that should get their knickers in a twist. i hate those associations, whereas sheep rock!

                            :: i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning ::

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                            • #15
                              I love sheep! I used to feed them, and cows and horses, etc. for a living! Shoulda stuck with it! Too bad the assoc. won't let me have anything here! LOL

                              Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens....Jimi Hendrix

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