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    Reply to Charter Schools Brochure
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    If you do that, make sure that the client isn't planning on mailing them out in a standard-size business letter envelope. There are often practical size constraints on brochures. If you need more space,...
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    Reply to Newspaper advertising strategies, to get clientes.
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    It's really no different than selling any other kind of advertising. You contact the right people and convince them that they'll get more in return than what they spend on the ad. For example, track...
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    Reply to Logo design - Need opinions about concept and composition
    ooo
    You're right, guys.
    And I've already considered what you said, seamas.
    Thank you.
    Anyway, what do you think of this? Not the concept (for the obvious reasons you mentioned), just the...
    Today, 10:16 PM
  • seamas
    Reply to Copying and pasting color in Illustrator...
    seamas
    You can't do that.

    You do have options:

    Bring all of the colors in document A into your swatch palate.
    In document B import swatches from Document A (swatch library)...
    Today, 08:49 PM
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    Reply to Copying and pasting color in Illustrator...
    Mr.Mag00
    OK, I'd like to try something simpler. I just wanna sample a color from a shape in one document... and then paste it into a shape in another document.
    Today, 08:33 PM
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  • #2
    Dang Allen! Those were my best pick-up lines, too...

    BB~:0)

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    • #3
      You must be Windows ME because you gots me so unstable.

      That would be much funnier that way. Those are great Allen, im playing at a lesbian house party tonight, I might bring my calculator just in case ; )


      digitalcamwhore
      ‘Our great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately controlled. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of men.’ - Woodrow Wilson

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      • #4
        ooooh. lesbian house party? take some pics dfrag!!!
        would be interesting... =)

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        • #5
          Hey baby, want me to connect your LAN?

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          • #6
            LOL! Those are too funny.


            Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

            Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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