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  • KitchWitch
    Reply to Web Design - Thesis
    KitchWitch
    Hi Spruce and welcome to GDF.

    We ask all new members to read very important links here and here. These explain the rules, how the forum runs and a few inside jokes. No, you haven't done...
    Today, 05:18 PM
  • Spruce Moose
    Reply to Web Design - Thesis
    Spruce Moose
    I agree with your Prof. You need to widdle it down to a very specific part or your thesis will fall apart when they pick at it. You might try the relevance of HTML5 over the next 5 years or something...
    Today, 04:54 PM
  • kemingMatters
    Comment on General advice on a project
    kemingMatters
    In your two colour version, the line is one solid colour, to make the line entirely visible in one colour the line has to become part colour part negative space. While it's not a huge change, it's still...
    Today, 04:50 PM
  • PrintDriver
    Reply to team logo
    PrintDriver
    I'd echo what seamas said.
    The word "acing" is lost and disconnected from its R.
    On the roo, either a thicker outline, a variable thickness outline or maybe even a solid fill might...
    Today, 04:43 PM
  • KitchWitch
    Reply to Feedback on company logo design.
    KitchWitch
    Hi Gordom and welcome to GDF.

    We ask all new members to read very important links here and here. These explain the rules, how the forum runs and a few inside jokes. No, you haven't done...
    Today, 04:34 PM

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  • #2
    Dang Allen! Those were my best pick-up lines, too...

    BB~:0)

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    • #3
      You must be Windows ME because you gots me so unstable.

      That would be much funnier that way. Those are great Allen, im playing at a lesbian house party tonight, I might bring my calculator just in case ; )


      digitalcamwhore
      ‘Our great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately controlled. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of men.’ - Woodrow Wilson

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      • #4
        ooooh. lesbian house party? take some pics dfrag!!!
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        • #5
          Hey baby, want me to connect your LAN?

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          • #6
            LOL! Those are too funny.


            Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

            Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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