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    Geek Pick-up Lines</CENTER>


    Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.











    If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.








    They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.








    Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!








    What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?








    You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.








    My 'up-time' is better than BSD.








    I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.








    Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.


    Want to see my Red Hat?








    If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.






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    "Bored? Who has time to be bored?"

  • #2
    Dang Allen! Those were my best pick-up lines, too...

    BB~:0)

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    • #3
      You must be Windows ME because you gots me so unstable.

      That would be much funnier that way. Those are great Allen, im playing at a lesbian house party tonight, I might bring my calculator just in case ; )


      digitalcamwhore
      ‘Our great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately controlled. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of men.’ - Woodrow Wilson

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      • #4
        ooooh. lesbian house party? take some pics dfrag!!!
        would be interesting... =)

        eh?
        i need wii friends =)
        5289 3036 7758 7104

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        • #5
          Hey baby, want me to connect your LAN?

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          • #6
            LOL! Those are too funny.


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            Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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