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Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.











If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.








They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.








Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!








What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?








You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.








My 'up-time' is better than BSD.








I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.








Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.


Want to see my Red Hat?








If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.






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