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  • damn, i wish my b-day was sooner

    #1
    cause i could really use a set of these
    www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-0190158-2083856?asin=B0002Q65JW&tag=tcom%5Fgogl618-20

    A monk requested 'I have entered the monastery: please give me some guidance'
    Master Zhao Zhao replied ' Have you eaten breakfast yet?'
    'Yes'
    'Then go wash your bowl'
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  • #2
    ROFLMFAO @ snypa!!!

    BWAHH HAHAHA!!

    I could use some of those too...Ahemm.....umm...kidding of course ;o)

    Boobie Island or Bust!

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    • #3
      i'm not... mine are beginning to sag.
      the neighborhood kids call me grandma

      A monk requested 'I have entered the monastery: please give me some guidance'
      Master Zhao Zhao replied ' Have you eaten breakfast yet?'
      'Yes'
      'Then go wash your bowl'

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      • #4
        kids can be so cruel...

        You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

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        • #5
          YEAH RIGHT DZ!

          you do NOT need them

          'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

          'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

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          • #6
            women can be so fake.... fake lips fake **** make up eyebrow waxing hair coloring perfume shaved legs painted fingernail and toe nails push up bras ass lifting jeans

            not that I am complaining but its false advertising

            otto veblin = Zartan


            'yes here is your logo' - zartan
            'um dont like it can you add a swoosh?' - zartan
            'No I am the designer bitch now pay your bill!' - zartan
            - client leaves -

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            • #7
              ass lifting jeans!?
              are you talking about the low riders, or am i missing out on something?

              A monk requested 'I have entered the monastery: please give me some guidance'
              Master Zhao Zhao replied ' Have you eaten breakfast yet?'
              'Yes'
              'Then go wash your bowl'

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              • #8
                Hell, I'd buy a pair of those just to see the hot pink chinese take-out box!

                I think BP was talking about suspenders.

                "It's not cheating if you win."

                - A VERY wise person.

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                • #9
                  That's a dangerous place to go BP, because there are those who would argue that society makes women that way. I can't imagine why a woman who was secure with herself would go 'under the knife' to change her body...

                  You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

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                  • #10
                    I agree with Morea...though not that I'm complaining...I love how women look. But it's totally society's frankenstein we've created when it comes to women. And the media coverage of women like Brittaney Spears and Christina Aguillera don't help. Some women aren't genetically built to look like that, so they go to extreme ends to make it so. It's not fair...but again, I'm not complaining in a visual or physical sense...but in a moral sense it's wrong.

                    It just galls me when it costs a woman $50 for a f**king haircut. Costs me $5.00 sometimes. GAY. Not to mention all they have to spend on make-up and stuff.

                    Brittney Spears is hot though....sigh...

                    Hey, I may buy those boobie add-ons and put them in my pants to give me a male J-Lo arse.




                    "It's not cheating if you win."

                    - A VERY wise person.

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                    • #11
                      HA!!! LOL @ Mag's J-Lo arse!

                      I have my bf cut my hair for me. I could pay $25 for someone else to trim it straight across the back, but I won't do it on principle. Besides... it's more fun to tip *him* than a hairdresser. [img]/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]

                      You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

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                      • #12
                        defjoe said...
                        YEAH RIGHT DZ!

                        you do NOT need them
                        Hey wait...How do YOU know Joe?
                        [img]/emoticons/oops.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/ibf-iamstupid.gif[/img] Ohhh yeah that's right...you met me in person! LOL [img]/emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif[/img]

                        Yanno...I would never get any kinda plastic sugery..I may not be perfect and I know I have sh!t that needs improvement but I love me so fk whoever doesn't

                        [img]/emoticons/thumbsup.gif[/img] LOL!!

                        Boobie Island or Bust!

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                        • #13
                          Magnus...are you saying Britney is fake? she's all natural and if you say otherwise my Britney Fan Club (defBrits) are gonna come and find you!

                          jerk

                          'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

                          'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

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                          • #14
                            DZ...yeah you know i have seen your milky fun bags!

                            'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

                            'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

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                            • #15
                              lol@defjoe

                              A monk requested 'I have entered the monastery: please give me some guidance'
                              Master Zhao Zhao replied ' Have you eaten breakfast yet?'
                              'Yes'
                              'Then go wash your bowl'

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