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  • If women ruled the world (funny)

    several humorous images on my dontfear.com blog

    http://www.dontfear.com/DesktopModul...=1&mid=291


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  • #2
    They're great... love the one with the speed camera!

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    • #3
      Hahaha, awesome awesome awesome!!!!




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      • #4
        LMAO! Man I would hate a manogram.


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        • #5
          that is funny... love the hammer and screw driver set

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          • #6
            Ahemm....

            ;o) the toilet seat one is my favorite! When Chris and Aaron were my roommates I was forever 'falling in' late at night when I would get up to use the potty!!

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            • #7
              LMAO! The parking space one owns!


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              • #8
                I know how to park my car damnit!!

                lol

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                • #9
                  no, it's the hammer and screw driver set for me. haha. i have my own tool box (with real tools, thankyouverymuch) but i ALWAYS try the butter knife first.

                  LOL!

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                  • #10
                    When I was a boy I went pee one night and the next morning my mom reemed me out because she got up in the middle of the night and her arse got wet because I left the seat up.

                    I didn't do it again.

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                    • #11
                      women need to learn how to pee standing up!

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                      • #12
                        ooo! they can!

                        there's a trick with your fingers and, if that doesn't work, some company is selling some sort of widget...no, not widget...uh...shunt? is that the right word? plasticky thingme that spurts the pee out the front.

                        me? i can pee standing up, but that's when you know it's PAST the time when somebody should have taken me home...

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                        • #13
                          THe upside down peace sign thing, eh Uncle Carbunkle?


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                          • #14
                            I am woman hear me roar! Arg. Was that a bashing female thing... nah, you guys wouldn't do that. Actually it was very sweet, in a guy kind of way.

                            Coconut

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                            • #15
                              You know toilets are porcelain and made without a seat. The seat is a device installed as a courtesy for our beloved Mothers, Sisters, Wives and daughters. One would think they'd be grateful enough to return the seat to the upright and locked position the way the device was designed...

                              And, 'falling in' would be the equivalent of say, Allen walking up to a toilet and letting loose without thoughtfully checking to make sure the seat was in the proper upright position so that it would be nice and clean for the next user - whomever that might be.

                              Attached is a pic of a toilet use 'round much of the world... no seat - a-tall!

                              BB~:0)

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