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    Here is a list of rejected iPod engravings from Apple:

    THE FOLLOWING WERE REJECTED

    • 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside ~ Anonymous
    • Rip, Mix, and Burn Down RIAA Headquarters ~ Anonymous
    • Powder and razor blade not included. ~ Cokey Carl
    • Lick My Shiny Metal Ass ~ Anonymous
    • Something Small and White that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. ~ wiredgargoyle
    • I play with myself. ~ leonardom
    • Steal this? Will self destruct when used. ~ Anonymous
    • iMasturbate five times a day ~ rjones

    THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED

    • 'One time at band camp.'
    • I Don't Do Windows
    • Scratch your balls, not my metal.
    • Who said Apple sucks? ~ Jaeboy
    • Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
    • WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
    • 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
    • If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
    • This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
    • Once you go small and white...
    • 'With my iPod, I'm guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!
    • 98% Liberace-free
    • Size Does Matter
    • Musically Disturbed
    • Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~ wiredgargoyle
    • Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~ wiredgargoyle
    • My other handheld is a PocketPC ~ vostinar
    • CDs are for amish people! ~ mustachioman
    • Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
    • WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along's inside! ~ stefan1234
    • Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~ stefan1234
    • FCUK WINDOWS ~ lancew
    • Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~ tipx
    • I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
    • My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
    • Your mamma uses a walkman.
    • 'Say hello to my little friend' ~ iiikora

  • #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    'I Last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?'

    HAHAHAHHAHA... that is so freaking funny, i want an ipod now just so i can engrave that on there!!! LOL

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    • #3
      Those are absolutely hilarious man!!!

      this one is my favorite.

      '• CDs are for amish people! ~ mustachioman' [img]/emoticons/lol.gif[/img]


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      • #4
        I like '10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside'. lmao

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        • #5
          LMAO! Funny stuff man.


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