Here is a list of rejected iPod engravings from Apple:
THE FOLLOWING WERE REJECTED
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside ~ Anonymous
Rip, Mix, and Burn Down RIAA Headquarters ~ Anonymous
Powder and razor blade not included. ~ Cokey Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal Ass ~ Anonymous
Something Small and White that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. ~ wiredgargoyle
I play with myself. ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used. ~ Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day ~ rjones
THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED
'One time at band camp.'
I Don't Do Windows
Scratch your balls, not my metal.
Who said Apple sucks? ~ Jaeboy
Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
Once you go small and white...
'With my iPod, I'm guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!
98% Liberace-free
Size Does Matter
Musically Disturbed
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~ wiredgargoyle
Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~ wiredgargoyle
My other handheld is a PocketPC ~ vostinar
CDs are for amish people! ~ mustachioman
Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along's inside! ~ stefan1234
Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~ stefan1234
FCUK WINDOWS ~ lancew
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~ tipx
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
Your mamma uses a walkman.
'Say hello to my little friend' ~ iiikora
THE FOLLOWING WERE REJECTED
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside ~ Anonymous
Rip, Mix, and Burn Down RIAA Headquarters ~ Anonymous
Powder and razor blade not included. ~ Cokey Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal Ass ~ Anonymous
Something Small and White that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. ~ wiredgargoyle
I play with myself. ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used. ~ Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day ~ rjones
THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED
'One time at band camp.'
I Don't Do Windows
Scratch your balls, not my metal.
Who said Apple sucks? ~ Jaeboy
Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
Once you go small and white...
'With my iPod, I'm guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!
98% Liberace-free
Size Does Matter
Musically Disturbed
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~ wiredgargoyle
Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~ wiredgargoyle
My other handheld is a PocketPC ~ vostinar
CDs are for amish people! ~ mustachioman
Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along's inside! ~ stefan1234
Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~ stefan1234
FCUK WINDOWS ~ lancew
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~ tipx
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
Your mamma uses a walkman.
'Say hello to my little friend' ~ iiikora
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