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  • PrintDriver
    Reply to Critique for my business card
    PrintDriver
    I'd ask a millennial the business card relevance question if I were you. I'm old. And a Luddite.

    If my laptop and thumbdrive both die, and I have had the computer go and the thumbdrive not...
    Today, 10:30 PM
  • tonyyyd
    Comment on New graphic designer tips
    tonyyyd
    Who's gonna hire someone in today's economy with no experience or qualifications? lol
    Today, 09:00 PM
  • NostalgiaSeeker
    Reply to Critique for my business card
    NostalgiaSeeker
    Not to get off topic but, Print driver why is your post green? And I understand, but what happens if your laptop and thumb drive both die? While its miles away from happening and the odds are slim, it...
    Today, 07:16 PM
  • tradebishop
    Reply to Critique for my business card
    tradebishop
    To be fair, my card is two sided, but the only thing on the back side is my employers logo. The only thing on the front side is my name, title, email, and phone number. Just keep the design simple. There's...
    Today, 07:13 PM
  • NostalgiaSeeker
    Comment on Critique for my business card
    NostalgiaSeeker
    Yeah, a business card is more a way of communicating and shows the kind of designer you are from the look of it. Is it simple. Is nothing in the way of the contact info? Is the typography on point, how's...
    Today, 07:10 PM

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  • New Hurricane Coming...




    A New Hurricane


    The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years.


    They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.


    Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by being behind a Bush.


    allen harkleroad<a target="_blank" href="mailto:H@rklerod" target=_blank>
    </A>"Sleeping on the job.... again"

    Visit Our Magazine: www.DesignerToday.com

    Get inside my head at www.DontFear.com

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    Allen Harkleroad
    Father of Graphic Design Forum


    "Bored? Who has time to be bored?"

  • #2
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!! NICE!

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    • #3
      LMAO!!!

      You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        LMAO!!! That was a good one. =)


        Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

        Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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        • #5
          Allen....

          BANNED

          'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'
          'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

          Check out my indie comic book!
          www.assassinsguild.net/
          "Even when I'm not at 100%, I'm still 110% better then anyone else!"

          Check out my indie comic books at http://www.crycomic.com and http://www.assassinsguild.net/

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          • #6
            Doh, wiat a minute you can ban me, i pay the rent (LOL)


            allen harkleroad<a target="_blank" href="mailto:H@rklerod" target=_blank>
            </A>"Sleeping on the job.... again"

            Visit Our Magazine: www.DesignerToday.com

            Get inside my head at www.DontFear.com

            ZoneDeals.com BETA
            Allen Harkleroad
            Father of Graphic Design Forum


            "Bored? Who has time to be bored?"

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            • #7
              BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


              Support Music and Arts Education | www.dafenix.org | 'You have no chance to win.' | GDF Mac Death Squad, Son

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              • #8
                LOL..when i opened this i was like 'dammnit ya know...we can only take so much......what'd we ever do to you mother nature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I read it..thast pretty funny... hehe


                "BAN!"


                Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

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                • #9

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                  Allen H said...
                  Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by being behind a Bush.
                  Go into drug rehab while avoiding my military obligations, sign me up!!
                  "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down! A fairly looney selection for a bunch of drunken reprobates!!"
                  I could give you a dose
                  but it would never come close
                  to the rage built up inside of me
                  fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy

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                  • #10
                    Allen H for president 2008

                    it could happen

                    www.hirethisdesigner.com - portfolio
                    www.conceptprint.com - the company I work for

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                    • #11
                      Yeah but if he ran now there would be someone worth voting for in November.


                      "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down! A fairly looney selection for a bunch of drunken reprobates!!"
                      I could give you a dose
                      but it would never come close
                      to the rage built up inside of me
                      fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy

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                      • #12
                        Vote Debz

                        * Vote Debz 2004 *

                        I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz - 2004

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                        • #13
                          I think Debz would be the better candidate, as i have zero diplomacy and would tell all to kiss my red, white and blue you know what <g>


                          allen harkleroad<a target="_blank" href="mailto:H@rklerod" target=_blank>
                          </A>"Sleeping on the job.... again"

                          Visit Our Magazine: www.DesignerToday.com

                          Get inside my head at www.DontFear.com

                          ZoneDeals.com BETA
                          Allen Harkleroad
                          Father of Graphic Design Forum


                          "Bored? Who has time to be bored?"

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                          • #14
                            ***visions of Will Ferrell in his r/w/bl bikini underwear...***

                            I'm a computer systems consultant and technician, but my business is very localized.
                            However, feel free to check out my site, which always has new and interesting
                            articles on using computers:
                            CATALYST Techworks Consulting

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                            • #15
                              *shudder*

                              Boobie Island or Bust!
                              I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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