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  • ***OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF CANDIDACY***



    As some of you know, I have been surreptitiously planning for world domination for quite some time now. Thanks to my recent (unjustified) and - racially motivated - loss of employment for kicking a baby, I can now put my global dominating aspirations into fruition a bit earlier than expected. Plus, we can’t let Debz &amp; DD go unopposed now – can we?</o>
    </o>
    My agenda is simple:</o>
    </o>
    -Shame Debz &amp; DD in a humiliating defeat and banish them to “Andromeda” <st1lace w:st="on">Island
    -Abolish <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Boobie <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Island &amp; any subsequent affiliates thereafter
    -Designers will now become the clients and clientsthe designers
    -Babies will no longer be referred to as cute; instead they will be known as disgusting &amp; kickable
    -Ensure the survival of midget porn as <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">America’s greatest cultural export
    -Make Comic Sans the national typeface
    -Open our borders to relieve the corporate demand for cheap labor
    -Make laziness the national pastime
    -Minimum age for presidency will be reduced to 12 for boys &amp; 6 for girls, &amp; 9 for hamaphrodites.
    -Enforce anIcelandicaccent on all American citizens - those who do not comply will be sent there.
    -Dogs &amp; cats will be illegal &amp; humanely euthanized, Ferret’s &amp; Gecko’s will inherit their spoils
    -Limit number of client proofs to one - artificially inflate prices
    -Ban all references to pancakes, will instead be substituted with “Emu”
    -Add all “stupid, lazy, slackers who drag us down” to my administration
    -Lower taxes &amp; revolutionize health care</o>
    </o>
    My running mate in this endeavor will be none other than the great ZARTAN- of world fame. Together we shall win your vote and restore <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">America to the Imperial bi-umverate that is its birthright. We promise to work hard, very hard - for being an ass is hard work. All those who oppose my agenda and platform will also be humanely euthanized along with your precious pets. And if your wondering if im old enough to be president, I have a beard &amp;corrective spectaclesdon't I?! Nuff said. Good day my minions – and remember:

    Avote for me means your no longer free!
    Muhahahahahahahahaha...*cough...hahahahahaha...*co ugh, *cough...hahaha...ha...*cough...ha!

    p.s.- If you don't know who ZARTAN is - all the more reason to vote for him .









    ***VWANGA FOR PRESIDENT***
    ***ZARTAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT***
    2004 - Forever!

    First America -Then The World!

    "Were not asking for your vote people,were pancaking demanding it!"

    ************


    Post Edited (vwanga) : 10/2/2004 12:39:16 PM GMT

  • #2
    You've got my vote... IF you can explain to me what the emu a 'hamaphrodite' is! I gotsta know!

    I'm picturing a hamshank sitting on a bed of franks & beans... 'Beans & franks, beans & franks!' [img]/emoticons/hop.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/hop.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/hop.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/hop.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/jumpin.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/oops.gif[/img]

    I'm a computer systems consultant and technician, but my business is very localized.
    However, feel free to check out my site, which always has new and interesting
    articles on using computers:
    CATALYST Techworks Consulting

    Post Edited (torque2k) : 10/2/2004 12:23:35 PM GMT

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    • #3
      I like your beard and glasses, but I could *never* vote for Zartan.

      You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        I appreciate your, willingness to relinquish your civil rights...err...um, endosement Torque2K. Morea you will bestoned (not to death - justcomatose)upon our inevitable election victory, thus is the will of the great ZARTAN .


        ***VWANGA FOR PRESIDENT***
        ***ZARTAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT***
        2004 - Forever!

        First America -Then The World!

        "Were not asking for your vote people,were pancaking demanding it!"

        ************

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        • #5
          You'd HAVE to be stoned... to vote for Zartan! [img]/emoticons/tongue.gif[/img]

          You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

          Post Edited (morea) : 10/2/2004 1:35:52 PM GMT
          "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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          • #6
            LOL, great campaign pic vwanga.
            Poor Zartan, official GDF whipping boy.

            I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

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            • #7
              Zartan, lol.
              If the kid only knew he'd been so obnoxious so as never to be forgotten, he might develop it as a marketing ploy.

              PrintDriver is a large format digital print dude. His advice/opinions may not apply to the 4color/offset/web world of printing

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              • #8
                I wonder if he still comes in here and reads.

                ProudPenguin
                P r o d u c t i o n s


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                • #9
                  hmmm...it could be very hard to win if you demolish Boobie Island......hehehehe Boobie Isalnd belongs to Debz & I....good luck with that...muahahahahahahaaaaaaa


                  ****Debz4Prez****2004****DD4VP****

                  "BAN!"


                  Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

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                  • #10
                    Boobie Island is real!!!

                    ProudPenguin
                    P r o d u c t i o n s


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                    • #11
                      We must all congregate there and claim it in the name of Graphic Design.

                      Or, perhaps, a pilgrimage...

                      You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
                      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                      • #12



                        Boobie Island is not a registered territory of the United States, therefor, upon our inevitable election victory will besubsequently re-sanctioned as PENlSLAND.


                        ...Also - upon my taking office, DevineDesign will be BANNED!








                        ***VWANGA FOR PRESIDENT***
                        ***ZARTAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT***
                        2004 - Forever!

                        First America -Then The World!

                        "Were not asking for your vote people,were pancaking demanding it!"

                        ************


                        Post Edited (vwanga) : 10/2/2004 10:15:50 PM GMT

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                        • #13
                          oooooooooo banning me? Good luck, since you can't spell my name right!!!! [img]/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]hhehehehe. DON'T go there. [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/nono.gif[/img]

                          There will be NO PENISLAND. It WILL remain BOOBIE ISLAND. And it is TOOOOOOOOOO regsitered!!!! All the GDFers knwo where it is. So hmph.
                          [img]/emoticons/yeah.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/yeah.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/yeah.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/yeah.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/yeah.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/cheers.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/cheers.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/cheers.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/cheers.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/bootyshake.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/bootyshake.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/bootyshake.gif[/img] [img]/emoticons/bootyshake.gif[/img]

                          ****Debz4Prez****2004****DD4VP****


                          *


                          *'BAN!'



                          Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

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                          • #14
                            Hmm... DD, maybe we should investigate this 'weinerland'... you know, check out the competition! <wink>

                            The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.
                            "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                            • #15
                              Heh... feel free to do so, it's a capitalist society anyway, so you really must do your research to hang with the big boys!

                              I'm a computer systems consultant and technician, but my business is localized to West Michigan.
                              However, feel free to check out my site, which always has new and interesting
                              articles on using computers:
                              CATALYST Techworks Consulting

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