As some of you know, I have been surreptitiously planning for world domination for quite some time now. Thanks to my recent (unjustified) and - racially motivated - loss of employment for kicking a baby, I can now put my global dominating aspirations into fruition a bit earlier than expected. Plus, we can’t let Debz & DD go unopposed now – can we?</o>
My agenda is simple:</o>
-Shame Debz & DD in a humiliating defeat and banish them to “Andromeda” <st1lace w:st="on">Island
-Abolish <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Boobie <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Island & any subsequent affiliates thereafter
-Designers will now become the clients and clientsthe designers
-Babies will no longer be referred to as cute; instead they will be known as disgusting & kickable
-Ensure the survival of midget porn as <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">America’s greatest cultural export
-Make Comic Sans the national typeface
-Open our borders to relieve the corporate demand for cheap labor
-Make laziness the national pastime
-Minimum age for presidency will be reduced to 12 for boys & 6 for girls, & 9 for hamaphrodites.
-Enforce anIcelandicaccent on all American citizens - those who do not comply will be sent there.
-Dogs & cats will be illegal & humanely euthanized, Ferret’s & Gecko’s will inherit their spoils
-Limit number of client proofs to one - artificially inflate prices
-Ban all references to pancakes, will instead be substituted with “Emu”
-Add all “stupid, lazy, slackers who drag us down” to my administration
-Lower taxes & revolutionize health care</o>
My running mate in this endeavor will be none other than the great ZARTAN- of world fame. Together we shall win your vote and restore <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">America to the Imperial bi-umverate that is its birthright. We promise to work hard, very hard - for being an ass is hard work. All those who oppose my agenda and platform will also be humanely euthanized along with your precious pets. And if your wondering if im old enough to be president, I have a beard &corrective spectaclesdon't I?! Nuff said. Good day my minions – and remember:
Avote for me means your no longer free!
Muhahahahahahahahaha...*cough...hahahahahaha...*co ugh, *cough...hahaha...ha...*cough...ha!
p.s.- If you don't know who ZARTAN is - all the more reason to vote for him .
***VWANGA FOR PRESIDENT***
***ZARTAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT***
2004 - Forever!
First America -Then The World!
"Were not asking for your vote people,were pancaking demanding it!"
Post Edited (vwanga) : 10/2/2004 12:39:16 PM GMT