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    • Originally posted by Red Kittie Kat View Post
      Nice tavatar Rachel
      tanx Ms RKK, and yours takes the cake...


      oooohhhh sorry everyone couldn't resist

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      • Lol...I think they all take the cake
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        • When I was in college, I worked as stage manager for our opera studio. For a production of Aida, our Radames was as white as a sheet of paper, so the director put him in body makeup. Yep, covered in pancake. After each performance we had to take the poor guy out back where he'd strip, cover himself in cold cream, and stand in a wash tub while we hosed him off.
          This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
          "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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          • Sounds like fun lol.....probably not so much for him though
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            • This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
              "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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              • This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
                "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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                • I love that quote.
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                  • That sign basically says "LOL Bacon"

                    "May your hats fly as high as your dreams"Michael Scott

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                    • A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
                      Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
                      At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
                      That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!
                      The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
                      A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious.
                      The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
                      I feel like a city kid who has stumbled into a town

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                      • I would just get up and leave.
                        Less marketing douchebaggery, MORE TANKS!

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                        • Not just on Facebook

                          I feel like a city kid who has stumbled into a town

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                          • Lmaoooooo
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                              • Originally posted by Red Kittie Kat View Post



                                Thats got me dying over here. Too funny!
                                I feel like a city kid who has stumbled into a town

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