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  • haven't been watching Wheel of Fortune is my guess.
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    • Originally posted by BJMRamage View Post
      haven't been watching Wheel of Fortune is my guess.
      lol i was just about to say that!

      "There's something about turning the pages of a book or magazine and the felling of rubbing your hands across the words."

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      • I was watching TV with one of my friends last night and they were talking about Rome, Italy. He looked at me and said "Rome's in Italy?"

        When I asked him where he had though Rome was he said "I always thought Rome was in Rome"
        I feel like a city kid who has stumbled into a town

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        • lol ... I'm bad at Geography too ... but not that bad
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          • Originally posted by Lith View Post
            I was watching TV with one of my friends last night and they were talking about Rome, Italy. He looked at me and said "Rome's in Italy?"

            When I asked him where he had though Rome was he said "I always thought Rome was in Rome"
            LMAO! That reminds me of a Henry Cho bit about his friend that wasn't too bright. His friend's first name was J.B. - didn't stand for anything, just the initials. So when he went to get his driver's license he wanted to make sure they knew it was just initials, so he wrote 'J only B only Stewart' on the application. So his DL reads Jonly Bonly Stewart. I can't get to YT from here, but if you search 'Henry Cho What's that clickin' noise' you'll find it.
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            • Originally posted by Red Kittie Kat View Post
              Good stuff guys.

              ... how can someone not know what a vowel is though?
              Maybe his brain is constipated. He needs a vowel movement.
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              • Originally posted by KitchWitch View Post
                LMAO! That reminds me of a Henry Cho bit about his friend that wasn't too bright. His friend's first name was J.B. - didn't stand for anything, just the initials. So when he went to get his driver's license he wanted to make sure they knew it was just initials, so he wrote 'J only B only Stewart' on the application. So his DL reads Jonly Bonly Stewart. I can't get to YT from here, but if you search 'Henry Cho What's that clickin' noise' you'll find it.
                http://youtu.be/U7_3xxQXgFs
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                • Originally posted by Lith View Post
                  I was watching TV with one of my friends last night and they were talking about Rome, Italy. He looked at me and said "Rome's in Italy?"

                  When I asked him where he had though Rome was he said "I always thought Rome was in Rome"
                  Well, Rome isn't in Italy...Italy surrounds Rome. The problem is Italians kept going into Rome and people see it as Rome is in Italy. The Colosseum was originally planned to be an outer wall, similar to the Great Wall of China, but the budget was tight and the workers revolted meaning they needed fill-in workers. they read the plans wrong and built it not around Rome but inside it and so the Roman Emperor decided to take all the workers and make them fight against each other to survive and then after most of the bloody massacre then put big cats in the arena and made them fight the cats.

                  look it up here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colosseum It's under History // Ancient
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                  • Originally posted by BJMRamage View Post
                    Well, Rome isn't in Italy...Italy surrounds Rome.
                    Rome is the capitol city of Italy
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                    • Originally posted by Lith View Post
                      Rome is the capitol city of Italy
                      yeah forgot to add "sarcasm" quotes to my post. sorry about that.
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                      • Originally posted by BJMRamage View Post
                        yeah forgot to add "sarcasm" quotes to my post. sorry about that.
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                          • that is an awesome dad!

                            "There's something about turning the pages of a book or magazine and the felling of rubbing your hands across the words."

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