I'm sorry but that first one looks kinda like a heavenly goatsie

LMAO apparently the sun does shine there

It's not like I'm some Star Wars nerd but c'mon! It was a huge part of my childhood. And no, I don't count the latest three as anything but 8 hours of my life that I could have spent doing something much more fun. Like getting my nuts slammed repeatedly in a car door.

1. Take new glossy iMac screen
2. Rub with steel wool
3. De-glossed!

You're welcome

Uh oh, now you've done it. Have fun with TA and Bladez at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Kiss your mom for me!

I have lists of my list of lists.

Somewhere.

Nooberty.

Anyone want to check IPs here?
Sounds like a 3 way with only one set of hands...

if you're cleaning up blood and feces you know it's been a good sig-off!

Never, ever do a stock image site search for "elves." Even at Thinkstock most of the images are dirty, dirty little elves with surprisingly large chesticles.

Hi Egnat, I'm from the UK. Well I say the UK I'm actually from England. Well I say England I'm actually a southerner. Well I say southerner I'm actually a Londoner. Well I say Londoner I'm actually a west Londoner. Well I say west London I'm actually from Maida Vale.


It's January so I'm on a detox, I say detox but I'm actually just off the beer. I say I'm off the beer I'm actually on the Michelob Ultra Low Carb beers. They're shit, but I'm pissed.


Welcome.

Yes I believe you have to save the files as .MPFF - Moron Proof File Format

If other businesses were like Graphics:

Plumbing:
I don’t know anything about plumbing, but I plunged by boss’s sink and it cleared, and now he wants me to install a new toilet. Can anyone tell me how this is done? I don’t have any money for training, and I don’t do well trying to read from books (visually oriented-but not necessarily mechanically minded). He bought me a set of Crescent wrenches and a couple pipe wrenches, and he is only giving me one day to do it.

Electrical:
I don’t really know anything about electrical work, but I got my boss’s lamp working, and now he wants me to wire the new suite we annexed. I know the light switches usually flip up for on and down for off, and that they are supposed to be ‘grounded’ (whatever that means). He bought me a full set of straight and ‘cross’ screwdrivers, and a pair of wire cutters. Can anyone tell me how not fry my shorts?

Administration:
I don’t know anything about accounting, but I was able to find an error in my boss’s checkbook statement where he didn’t add correctly, and now he wants me to be our ‘accounting’ department, and track all the invoices, payments, statements, deposits, etc.

Should I get QuickBooks or Quicken? Will it be self-explanatory or will I need to look into some kind of training?

Tech Help:
I don’t know much about computBLIP……

I ‘resurrected’ my boss’s computer (found the ‘reset’ button), and know he wants me to install and monitor our new twenty station network…..

Personal Services:
I’m not much on cutting hair, but I cut a mean paper pattern with a sharp pair of scissors…….

Auto Repair:
I’m not much of a mechanic, but I changed the air cleaner in my boss’s car and washed it and now he wants me to maintain his fleet of twenty delivery vans. We have a full set of Craftsmen tools, but they didn’t come with a manual for the vans we have. Can anyone help me out?

Design:
My boss liked the way I re-arranged the front office furniture, and now wants me to ‘decorate’ his new $250,000 home from start. How do you pick a carpet color to match a paint color if they use different stuff to color it with? Where is a good place to find wallpaper samples.