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  • Fantastic Fall Friday!!

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    All you, Kernified, Kernstipated, Kerntagious, Kernsum, Kernconsious, Kernaliscious, Kerndacious, Kernageddon and Kerntacular, Graphic Designers!!

    Have a great weekend!!!





    Originally posted by synthetik
    Originally posted by garricks
    good to know. You should love this then.

    japan why u no have bones!?!?!?
    Originally posted by Epic_Velocity View Post
    In honour of my neighbours, I favour using "u"s as much as possible on the internet.
    Originally posted by Lithonate View Post
    I do like how we Americans can end pretty much any US v. Canada debate with 3 syllables. Nick-el-back.
    Originally posted by Yossarian View Post
    Heheh, "undeliverable package." Sounds like you really do need the Viagra.
    Originally posted by Broacher View Post
    You mean that there are professionals who do this sort of thing?

    Hmm... maybe I better have another look at my DIY employee health plan package.

    (I wonder if it's too late to cancel my order for the aspirin-vending machine?)
    Originally posted by Bladez View Post
    If [Steve Jobs is] in Heaven...I suspect bandwidth would be unlimited, and all your downloads would be lightning fast...However, what would you download? All the good bands and pornstars will be in Hell...and I'm sure they've got a pretty strong Firewall....

    Now, if he's in Hell, then there's plenty of good stuff to download! Punk Rock, Heavy Metal, More nudity that you can possibly imagine....Too bad you've got to do everything through Netscape, on an old Windows 3.1 machine with a whooping 56K of RAM on a 14.4 dial up that shares a phone line with 14 year old girls who have the latest gossip.
    Originally posted by Lithonate View Post
    I think I just heard the entire internet groan. The whole thing.
    Originally posted by darkwolf29a View Post
    Catalogs....in PS??? Hole carp!!!! Wow!! That would be SO much easier if done in ID. Heck...maybe that should be a question I ask during an interview...what software do you have and do expect me to do anything unnatural with it? LOL
    Originally posted by BJMRGTIVR6 View Post
    of course companies need tag lines to be successful. My dog even has a tagline and it makes her a better pet.
    Originally posted by Broacher View Post
    If I put something like that together I would have come up with a better name.

    I'm waiting for the TV show:
    So you think you can kern...

    or maybe,
    Kerning With the Stars
    which pair will you choose?
    Originally posted by The Artist View Post
    America's got Kerning?
    Originally posted by KitchWitch View Post
    The Deadliest Kern?
    Originally posted by Virgo Nightingale View Post
    The Kernashians?
    Originally posted by The Artist View Post
    Extreme Kern Makeover?
    Originally posted by kemingMatters View Post
    The Kerninator
    Kerninator 2: Nudgement Day
    Kerminator: Rise of the Metrics
    Kerminator: Salvation



    Originally posted by Akewz
    Fcuk it, put a boogie on the ear piece of the phone so when he uses it he gets a boogie on his ear. Of course, you'll know it's there so you won't put the phone all the way against your ear when you use it... although, you could end up forgetting after a few days and run the risk of it drying up and scratching your ear.

    Then there's always the possibility of accidentally getting the boogie on the ear of someone you actually like -that's not good.

    Ok, on second thought, forget the boogie thing all together.
    Originally posted by uncle carbunkle
    that's okay, pythagoras181! we here at the gdf condone niceness. we frown on complete *******s. we frown on them hard and then we make them leave. i hope you understand that i only want the best for my peeps. LMAO. sorry, but i initially wrote 'poops' instead of 'peeps' by accident. hahaha. 'kay. i'm not stoned, really. no, really. i'm just 'still working' at 10:33pm.

    *arse*

    here is a song for you, because we are now friends and not crusty:

    pythagoras181 pythagoras181 bothagoras181
    boranna fanna fothagoras181
    me my mothagoras181 - pythagoras181!

    now let's do 'chuck'! EVERYbody!

    Originally posted by Ulysses
    Straight Jackets ... must be a place where us creative folk can buy them? that'd scare annoying clients and staff when you run into the office, barking and foaming at the mouth. You could then ensure the place is evacuated, to give you some peace and quiet to get on with things.
    .
    Carpe Cerevisia!

    "My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."
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    haha, I just realized I weote kerminator.

    Thanks for the laughs everybody, and as usual thanks KOOL for posting such a fine selection!

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    • #3
      Lol this week was a good one on the GDF

      Thanks for the quotes Kool-man. Hope everyone has a good weekend.

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      • #4
        lol, great quotes!
        Not sure what tomorrow will bring, but Sunday I hope to get out to the firing range with my husband and mother.
        "Do you want my leftover bacon?" Said no one ever.

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        • #5
          "Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck!
          Banana fanna fo fu..."

          Never mind.

          Awesome quoteage Kool! I hope everyone has a great weekend. I'm spending mine around the house and in the yard while the weather's still nice!

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          • #6
            Yea Toast!!! er....I mean....Yea Friday!!!

            Great intro there Kool! Where do you get your ideas? lol

            Hope you lot have a great weekend! Ours is relatively quiet...Meeting with our financial planner tonight to discuss some new investments and RRSP's (wow...we're like grown ups!). Tomorrow is a little bit of running around and a quiet night at home. Sunday, I get to try my new barrel out at paintball!

            Hope you all have just as much fun with your weekend!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by KitchWitch View Post
              lol, great quotes!
              Not sure what tomorrow will bring, but Sunday I hope to get out to the firing range with my husband and mother.
              I'm sure your husband is looking forward to taking his mother-in-law to the firing range too....might want to tell her that if he suggests playing "William Tell" she should probably say No.

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              • #8
                Have a great weekend everyone!

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                • #9
                  Awesome quotes, Kool. I always look forward to the Friday posts. Thanks!

                  Fun-filled weekend ahead for me. Weather is supposed to cooperate, fingers crossed!

                  Happy Weekend Everyone!
                  Sketching not only helps you work out good ideas, it helps you get past the bad ones.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bladez View Post
                    I'm sure your husband is looking forward to taking his mother-in-law to the firing range too....might want to tell her that if he suggests playing "William Tell" she should probably say No.
                    lol, my husband and mother actually get along really well. Most Fridays I get home from work to hear about them hooking up for lunch or something. It was their idea to go to the range, and he helped her choose her pistol.
                    "Do you want my leftover bacon?" Said no one ever.

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                    • #11
                      finally friday! im looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow and relaxing, after yard work of course frankie get's his rabies shot sunday so we can finally take him to petsmart and get him a hair cut! he is in dire need of a eyebrow trim hope everyone has a great weekend!!

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                      • #12
                        Must be me getting old, but the weeks just seem to fly by.

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                        • #13
                          What a crazy week for me. bad news, hospital visits, work late, cooking big dinner but not getting a chance to eat it yet.

                          No idea what the weekend has for me. I hope some sleeping in and wished it was a 3-day weekend again.

                          Great Kwoting again Kool

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                          • #14
                            What a great selection of quotes. Thanks Kool!!

                            I'm not looking forward to our financial planner telling me I can't buy the house I want... but then I'm gonna go spend money at the bookstore tomorrow to make myself feel better. (catch 22, yes maybe...)

                            Then I have to go and visit my Grandma whose in town while Bladez paintballs on Sunday. I must say, she has gone completely crazy since my Grandfather died. It's really weird. It's like she's a totally different person... but she's still Grandma so I'll go visit her.

                            Hope everyone has a good weekend and not a lot of snow. It was below freezing here this morning so it's just a matter of time before the white stuff flies.

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                            • #15
                              I gotta work tomorrow. Yay for overtime. On over 60hrs now, I think.

                              KitchWitch, what do you shoot for a pistol?
                              I got invited to a public CMP shoot this weekend but had to bag cuz of work. Last one for the season too... Always wanted to try an M1 rifle. The group supplies line instruction, rifles and ammo for a wicked good price.
                              Sunday I may go for a hike up Wachusett Mt.
                              Or just sleep in.

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