Like the time I tried to delete a sub-page from a web site and accidentally deleted the entire web site? Those kinds of things?

I can just picture all of us waddling around a nice padded area... bumping into eachother...

Bladez is in the corner trying to eat paint.

Typically is bending over, rearing his head down and trying to act like a bull by trying to ram into Virgo

Kittie is trying kiss everyone claiming she's going to take them back to her dundgeon

Garricks is swinging a stick around the area saying he's going to banish whoever he hits.

Kool is sitting down in the grass, just enjoying life.
*whisper* we think the doctors are giving him extra drugs

Eugene disappeared for sometime, we think he was trying to dig himself a tunnel to China.

Oh and Broacher usually runs up behind people and whispers things in their ears, don't antagonize him too much when he does that, he gets rowdy if you do.

That sums our little area up more or less. I'm sure you'll fit in fine here.

Programs don't make pretty pictures that don't print well... rappers do!

What's up with the spacing around the comma? It looks , like , this . But, it, should, look, like, this.

The design gives me this weird urge to drink my own piss. Dunno what it is.

n00b.

My badge is in the other room, my pants are off, and I'm about to pour another scotch.

I don't EVER want to be that 'connected'.
You all can get in line for your biochip. I'll pass.

Babies come from eating too much bacon and looking at boobies at the same time.

I bet prostitutes get spec proposals a lot.

I bet that their response to such a request might be translated somewhere along the lines of: "Go investigate the DIY possibilities -- however anatomically impossible they may be."

Ouch!!! That looks like it might hurt. Isn't there something about not putting a square peg in a round hole? Kind of looks like a VERY large sumo wrestler sitting on the Chysler Building....

- J.

That kind of work reminds me of poop. Seriously.

It looks cool and all, but it's just an experimental random mix of filters and gradients until something sort of cool happens. Then they just polish it to make it look like that did that on purpose. Add a couple silly trendy hairlines and some letters to make it look like a machine rather than a huge mess of sweeping blurryness, and call it art. Eh.

No one will love me until I swear off Corel. So I'm switching to PrintMaster Gold for Macintosh. I hear that once I use a Macintosh I will be loved and admired and the ladies will feed me grapes and wine and bathe my feet in olive oil because of the mystical aura of the macintosh. It's $29.95! I can afford that to kick start my new career! Yes, I will be the Print Master! And I will send you SignMaster files! You're a sign guy - you MUST have SignMaster! I will have over TEN FONTS to choose from! and a lot of clipart on floppy disk! It's SO EASY!
I will be able to work from home and with just a click of the mouse I will be able to charge thousands of dollars for making logos right from the many bitmap logos supplied with SignMaster! I WILL BE THE ADONIS OF DESIGN! MY EMAIL TOLD ME SO! And after my first logo I will be buying Quark! I saw it in a pawn shop on Hastings! I hear it's what EVERYBODY who's ANYBODY uses! I can't believe it's still there and nobody snapped it up! I will be the QuarkMaster! A Quarkaholic, The King of Quark, The Quarkinator and then I will send you signs in Quark and call you a Mr. McNastyPants because you can't use my Quark files even though EVERYBODY who's ANYBODY knows that EVERYBODY uses Quark!
THEN! After my first logo, I might have enough left over to buy Photoshop! Or I might have to do a second logo to pay off my student loan and my car and maybe a few alimony payments - but I might still have enough left over for Photoshop! And boyo boy imagine what I could do to you with THAT program! I'll be able to make Buttons! I will put buttons on everything. Posters, business cards, LOGOS! I will be the 3D ButtonMASTER! A buttonoholic, the King of Buttons, the Buttonator!