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  • Christmas Carols for the disturbed

    I found these on another forum I belong to, and thought a few people here might enjoy them too. I got a good laugh

    CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
    * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and... Trees and.....
    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
    I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
    -Louisa May Alcott

  • #2
    Ha ha very funny. Those are great!


    The first one reminds of Bill Murray in What About Bob. He tells the mental hospital staff his valentines day poem

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I'm a schizophrenic
    And so am I

    "May your hats fly as high as your dreams"Michael Scott

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    • #3
      LOL!! Nice! I quite enjoyed the ADD song....
      Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
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      A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.
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        "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

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