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  • Best (worst) excuse for going for a pint

    Need help. I'm writing a mini-booklet for a friends stags. This mate never goes for a pint and we always slag him over it. IT's his stags this weekend and I need to put together a "Top Ten Excuses to go for Pint".

    The whole booklet is a how-to guide on how to sneak out for pints, it's loosely based on advice on how to have an affair with affair substituted for pints. It's funny stuff.

    Basically I need a top 10 list of things like

    1. Going out for milk - come home hammered.
    2. Out-of-town relative visiting and you promised to meet them for a chat.
    3. Funeral of a close friend that you’ve never met or heard talked about.


    Anyone got some really bad excuses like that? The funnier the better.

    "May your hats fly as high as your dreams"Michael Scott

  • #2
    apparently, beer is good for you!

    it's also good for *ahem* other things

    to paraphrase the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, "beer will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no beer".

    Want to know what a true friend is? One who walks in when the world walks out.

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    • #3
      Ok I'm taking this line from it lol

      "moderate amounts of beer were less likely to suffer diabetes or high blood pressure and had lower body fat"

      "May your hats fly as high as your dreams"Michael Scott

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