That was excellent fozzie! I had to stop before the last two, but I'll try it again later.
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"I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."
If you take a photo of a red apple, the image will be red. If you take a photo of a grey apple, throw it away because it's spoiled. If you take a photo of both a red and grey apple at night, the image...