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  • Happy Curmudgeon's Day! Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

    Happy Curmudgeon's Day! You know who we are.

    Now MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
    This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
    "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."

  • #2
    Hmph! We don't need a "special" day for this. It's every day if you do it right. That's the problem these days! Nobody cares enough to do things right anymore! Blasted amateurs.
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."--Benjamin Franklin, 1759

    The USA will not survive without another revolution. Soon.

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    • #3
      Harumph etc!

      Make mine ham and swiss =P
      Seriously, read this.

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      • #4
        Don't none of you give me your sass, ya whippersnappers.

        Fire up the YouVictroly while I sit in my old rocking chair.
        People will believe anything, which means I will believe anythingI want to start believing in things that have shapeliness and harmony.
        -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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        • #5
          I made ham, avocado, hot english mustard and cheese sandwiches this morning. You can have mine you old cantankerous bastard. Good day to you.
          It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" Winnie the Pooh

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          • #6
            I can't wait till I'm old enough to yell at the little shits to get off my lawn.... whether they're on it or not!
            Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
            | Karl Marx |


            A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.
            | Guy Fawkes |


            | flickr |

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            • #7
              How old do you have to be to do that? Our neighbours cats hang out on our lawn. I could practice on them before I move up to human subjects.
              It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" Winnie the Pooh

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              • #8
                I think the accepted age is around 60...but maybe sooner.
                ♪ Butterfly in the sky,
                I can go twice as high.
                Take a look,
                It's in a book,
                A Reading Rainbow ♫

                Reading Rainbow...

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                • #9
                  I'm only pushing 40, but I've been in steady training since about the age of 25.
                  People will believe anything, which means I will believe anythingI want to start believing in things that have shapeliness and harmony.
                  -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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                  • #10
                    Also (since I'm reading outdated threads) this seemed fitting...

                    ♪ Butterfly in the sky,
                    I can go twice as high.
                    Take a look,
                    It's in a book,
                    A Reading Rainbow ♫

                    Reading Rainbow...

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                    • #11
                      Cut the racket would ya? I can barely hear myself think over here.
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                      Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

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                      • #12
                        I started yelling at kids over the summer, to get away from my car....I'm well on my way. As soon as one of the little shits decided to be a smart ass and touch the car I threatened to head down there and beat him. lol
                        Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
                        | Karl Marx |


                        A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.
                        | Guy Fawkes |


                        | flickr |

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bladez View Post
                          I started yelling at kids over the summer, to get away from my car....I'm well on my way. As soon as one of the little shits decided to be a smart ass and touch the car I threatened to head down there and beat him. lol

                          You've got to "whop him." And possibly "learn him to touch your car." then you'll be on track.
                          People will believe anything, which means I will believe anythingI want to start believing in things that have shapeliness and harmony.
                          -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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                          • #14
                            I've been a curmudgeon since my first paying design client..... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE KIDDO >:{•
                            Seriously, read this.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nobert View Post
                              You've got to "whop him." And possibly "learn him to touch your car." then you'll be on track.
                              See....I'm still learning I figure at 28 tho, threatening to beat him was still a good starting point.

                              Had he continued I suspect I would have brought out my paintball guns and "cleaned them" in plain view while sitting on my patio....
                              Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
                              | Karl Marx |


                              A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.
                              | Guy Fawkes |


                              | flickr |

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