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  • Happy Curmudgeon's Day! Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

    #1
    Happy Curmudgeon's Day! You know who we are.

    Now MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

  • #2
    Hmph! We don't need a "special" day for this. It's every day if you do it right. That's the problem these days! Nobody cares enough to do things right anymore! Blasted amateurs.

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    • #3
      Harumph etc!

      Make mine ham and swiss =P

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      • #4
        Don't none of you give me your sass, ya whippersnappers.

        Fire up the YouVictroly while I sit in my old rocking chair.

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        • #5
          I made ham, avocado, hot english mustard and cheese sandwiches this morning. You can have mine you old cantankerous bastard. Good day to you.

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          • #6
            I can't wait till I'm old enough to yell at the little shits to get off my lawn.... whether they're on it or not!

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            • #7
              How old do you have to be to do that? Our neighbours cats hang out on our lawn. I could practice on them before I move up to human subjects.

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              • #8
                I think the accepted age is around 60...but maybe sooner.

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                • #9
                  I'm only pushing 40, but I've been in steady training since about the age of 25.

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                  • #10
                    Also (since I'm reading outdated threads) this seemed fitting...

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                    • #11
                      Cut the racket would ya? I can barely hear myself think over here.

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                      • #12
                        I started yelling at kids over the summer, to get away from my car....I'm well on my way. As soon as one of the little shits decided to be a smart ass and touch the car I threatened to head down there and beat him. lol

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bladez View Post
                          I started yelling at kids over the summer, to get away from my car....I'm well on my way. As soon as one of the little shits decided to be a smart ass and touch the car I threatened to head down there and beat him. lol

                          You've got to "whop him." And possibly "learn him to touch your car." then you'll be on track.

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                          • #14
                            I've been a curmudgeon since my first paying design client..... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE KIDDO >:{•

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nobert View Post
                              You've got to "whop him." And possibly "learn him to touch your car." then you'll be on track.
                              See....I'm still learning I figure at 28 tho, threatening to beat him was still a good starting point.

                              Had he continued I suspect I would have brought out my paintball guns and "cleaned them" in plain view while sitting on my patio....

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