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  • Texting and walking... risky stuff

    Exit, stage right, pursued by bear....

    http://www.wimp.com/loosebear/

  • #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious!!!!! What a story to tell your buddies over a beer: So yeah I was just walking and texting, I look up, and BAM a BEAR!!!. No one would EVER believe you (except for the fact that the NEWS Crew caught it allllll.....)
    Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
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    • #3
      Wow. At least he looked up in time.
      It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" Winnie the Pooh

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      • #4
        I do the same thing when I see my mother-in-law
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        • #5
          On a similar note we were driving out of our estate and we see cars starting to reverse. Didn't know what was going on - the we spotted it, an elephant was rambling down the road. He had escaped from the circus. I think I have a photo of it somewhere

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          • #6
            Whoa, that would freak me out! "ok I'm done smoking now!" lol..
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            • #7
              I bet he had to change his underwear after that. I know I would.
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              • #8
                It's amazing how fast the brain works sometimes. If it were a guy in a bear suit or a moose, I wonder if he would have done the same thing.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bladez View Post
                  I do the same thing when I see my mother-in-law
                  Audi's gonna gitcha!
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                  • #10
                    The thing is that a bear will only chase you - if you run. Other than defending their cubs or den, they are actually not very aggressive.

                    And you can't out run a bear anyway - they can get up to 40mph. Mom had one chase her car when we lived in Wisconsin.

                    Now if I stop getting run off the road by texting idiots, I'd be much happier.

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                    • #11
                      Yes, running is the worst thing you can do when you encounter a bear, even though it's obviously going to be the gut reaction of most people. Perhaps this bear wasn't feeling hungry or threatened.

                      Generally speaking, if you encounter a bear you're supposed to try backing away slowly and if they still approach you, you stand your ground and wave your arms and make lots of noise (as long as the noises aren't similar to the bear's noises or a high-pitched squeal). If that doesn't work, hit the ground and play dead.
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