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  • Coffee Lovers:Tim Hortons Blonde

    For all you coffee lovers out there.............
    Tim Horton's "Blonde"


    A blonde buys a Coffee at Tim Horton's.

    So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming,
    "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a GMC Envoy."
    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
    You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome.

    She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads:
    *
    (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE !) .
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    KEEP GOING

    *
    *
    *
    *
    JUST A LITTLE MORE
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    "W I N A B A G E L"

  • #2
    Oh my god... ya.. that's halarious

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    • #3
      hoo boy.
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        WINABAGEL! I got a moterhome too! Sweet!
        Im never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?
        Fry, Futurama

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        • #5
          I wanna bagel...
          it's deadline and I'm GROUCHY.

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