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  • Never Say To A Cop

    NEVER SAY TO A COP

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3.Aren' t you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee ..Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  • #2
    "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

    "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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    • #3
      lol....

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      • #4
        haha
        Judge Me All You Want, But Keep The Verdict To Yourself.

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        • #5
          once me and friend were going somewhere really late and bitching all the way that the road wasn't properly lighted, till we got stopped by a cop for not having headlights on
          a drink a day keeps the shrink away

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          • #6
            Originally posted by UmmYeahOK
            once me and friend were going somewhere really late and bitching all the way that the road wasn't properly lighted, till we got stopped by a cop for not having headlights on
            When I was 16... I was at a 4-way stop out in the country (hey I am in Nebraska). So at night I use my brights to see with, (don't want to hit a deer.) Anyway I get to the stop and another car is flashing his lights on and off. So I flashed mine back. We kept this up for about 3 more times of trading flashes, until the police officer tired of it and walked over and told me to turn off my brights as it was blinding his view. Doh!
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            • #7
              ..............If he handcuffs you say, "Usually my dates buy me dinner first."

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              • #8
                lol
                www.standercreative.com

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                • #9
                  lol @ Neballer!
                  "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by UmmYeahOK
                    once me and friend were going somewhere really late and bitching all the way that the road wasn't properly lighted, till we got stopped by a cop for not having headlights on
                    Same thing happened to me and a friend once. Wonder if it was the same cop!?

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